As serial killer Peter Sutcliffe dies, ‘The Steeple Times’ invites readers to submit their nominations for the best and worst people of 2020 – he’ll definitely be joining ‘The Ones Who Won’t Be Missed”
The quote: “I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure” is often misattributed to Mark Twain, but with news of the demise of the evil serial killer Peter Sutcliffe (AKA ‘The Yorkshire Ripper’), that quote most definitely rang true for many.
Whilst, according to The Atlantic, the sentiment itself actually closest relates to the words of the lawyer Clarence Darrow – whom in 1932 stated: “All men have an emotion to kill; when they strongly dislike someone they involuntarily wish he was dead. I have never killed anyone, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction” – Sutcliffe’s death was quite rightly described as bringing “some kind of closure for victims’ families” this morning in the Guardian.
As we begin to prepare The Steeple Times’ annual Heroes & Villains list of the best and worst people of 2020, we can guarantee that Peter Sutcliffe will make it towards the top of the year’s “One’s Who Won’t Be Missed,” but whether he’ll replace last year’s winner Jeffery Epstein remains to be seen.
Readers are invited to submit their nominations for The Steeple Times’ Heroes and Villains list by email to [email protected]. There are twenty-five spots to be allocated in each of the following categories:
- The Best People of 2020.
- The Worst People of 2020.
- The One’s Who’ll Be Missed.
- The One’s Who Won’t Be Missed.
In advance, we thank you for your contributions.
Peter Sutcliffe. RIH Roast in Hell. But RIP to all his poor victims.
Glad he’s dead!!!!!!!!!!!!! May he be put in an unmarked grave or burnt in an oven!!!!!!!!!!!!! He deserves no ceremony godly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Evil f***er!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am looking forward to your list… So many good options. My winners:
BEST: Bond, James Bond and Mrs Bucket.
WORST: Sutcliffe Murdering scum bag, Epstein the nonce and Maxwell the slag.
WORST 2: The non sweating duke and his mouthy wife, Him for lying through his back teeth and not helping the feds. Her for calling his victims liars, and saying they were making false accusations.
MISSED: Clive Smith, Proper gentleman.
NOT MISSED: Harry Pot head and me me Megain, good riddance.
Do you only accept nominations by e-mail?
If not, I’d like to nominate:
Marcus Rashford – for his campaign to feed poor children
David Attenborough – for his work on educating the public on the natural world and the crises it faces
Gary Neville – for guaranteeing his hotel staff would be paid throughout the Coronavirus pandemic
Captain Tom Moore – for raising millions of the NHS through his sponsored walk at the age of 100
Harmonie-Rose Allen – for being an inspiration for disabled children everywhere
Tim Martin – who tried to get out of even paying his workers until the end of the month & suggested they could work at Tesco’s
Dominic Cummings – who blatantly broke Covid-19 rules, gave us a ridiculous excuse, and got away with it
Michael Barrymore (& Co.) – anyone who watched this year’s ‘Body in the Pool’ documentary will struggle to understand why he and fellow party attendees are not in jail
UK MPs – who voted to give themselves a £3,200 pay raise
Donald Trump – for being a sore loser
WILL BE MISSED
Dame Vera Lynn
Dame Olivia de Havilland
WON’T BE MISSED
Lonnie Franklin Jr.