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Wally of the Week – Sir Cliff Richard

Creepy Christian crooner Sir Cliff Richard demands his music should be given “priority” play ahead of younger artists; he must be the centre of attention, as always, even during the coronavirus lockdown

He’s previously claimed his calendar sales “leave David Beckham standing” and make Kylie Minogue’s look “meagre,” but Sir Cliff Richard is back to his moaning ways and is bleating about what he considers “the fact” that radio stations are being “unfair” and “snubbing” his music.

 

According to the Mirror, Sir Cliff went on the ‘Greatest Music of All Time’ podcast and “blasted” the BBC for their “model of broadcasting music to niche audiences.” He also, in sage-like fashion, pointed out: “We’re all dying. Long-term fans may not be with us anymore.”

 

“Why will people download a record of mine if they don’t know it’s out?” complained the crackpot crooner before adding: “Those among us who have proved ourselves over and over and over again should be given a priority chance. That should happen even if it’s to say: ‘We’re going to play this record once a day for two weeks.’”

 

Speaking to The Steeple Times, a millennial remarked: “I can’t see why this pensioner’s beats should be played at all. He’s definitely held together with Botox and actually, I’m surprised he isn’t like his music – dead already.”

 

Rise Up, the 79-year-old’s 2019 car-wreck album, had “little or no airplay on most radio stations,” the Mirror concluded. Given how God-awful it is, that’s probably the real reason; now, Sir Cliff, please, get back to crying on your kitchen floor.

 

Pictured top: Sir Cliff Richard OBE with his ‘friend,’ the convicted paedophile Rolf Harris.

 

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12 COMMENTS

  1. Cliff Richard would have to bring this up during the coronavirus lockdown. He has to be the centre of attention always. There’s nothing that doesn’t relate to his plight. And his importance.

  2. Do not send Clifford Down Under!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m not worried about him worrying Sheilas given he wombats for the other side I’m guessing (even if he doesn’t admit it)……………… But we don’t want him near any of us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He looks diseased!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Has he got COVID??????????????? I am suspecting its a YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. It’s Gloria Hunniford’s 80th birthday today and you are being cruel to her best friend Cliff. That is just disgusting.

  4. He just can’t stand not being the centre of attention. What is it you don’t understand Cliff? Your a has been your music is shit and your not a young one anymore.

  5. The only reason he sells so many calendars is because his fans don’t know how to use the new-fangled electric ones that go beep.

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