Saturday, October 31, 2020

Moron of the Moment – Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan sinks to a new low during the coronavirus crisis and attempts to relaunch her tawdry self on April Fool’s Day; the washed-up wench claims to be “evolving”

Loathsome leech Lindsay Lohan once curiously claimed she was a “normal, nice person, a good person” and that she “[didn’t] have any bad intentions.” She then proceeded to prove herself totally wrong in leaping to the defence of the now convicted sex abuser Harvey Weinstein in 2017.

 

Jailed for 90 days in 2001 and put in rehab in 2008 (and on many other occasions since), this often violent, deranged, on-off druggie has now decided to revive her music ‘career’ at quite possibly the most inappropriate time – that being on April Fool’s Day during the coronavirus crisis. You simply couldn’t make it up, but, as we all know, ‘Loopy Lindsay’ can’t actually get a PR advisor for toffee.

 

Some might argue that this move is reflective of this trashbag’s position in society, but that Lohan – whom the term “celebutard” was created in her very honour by Michael Musto some years back – issued a cryptic video on Instagram that ends with the wastrel weirdly stating: “I’m back!” about says it all. Frankly, the public will be the judge of that love and given past performance tends to be a guide to the future, we all already know where this almighty mess is going to end up next.

 

Here we go again, Lindsay: Another car crash that’s headed to be washed away down the gutter. Next!

 

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Moron of the Moment – Lindsay Lohan Washed-up wench Lindsay Lohan sinks to a new low during coronavirus crisis and attempts to relaunch her tawdry self on April Fool’s Day.
A Twitter user aptly summed up Lindsay Lohan’s April Fool’s Day 2020 actions.
Moron of the Moment – Lindsay Lohan Washed-up wench Lindsay Lohan sinks to a new low during coronavirus crisis and attempts to relaunch her tawdry self on April Fool’s Day.
In her video message on Instagram, the self-absorbed mess showed a message that stated: “Evolution of Lindsay Lohan.”

3 COMMENTS

  1. Do NOT send the slag Down Under!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We don’t want her here!!!!!!!!!!!!! She would waste all our Castlemaine and fight all our Sheilas!!!!!!!!!!!! Sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Scum!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dirtbag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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