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EDITORIAL

Editorial comment from Matthew Steeples Our editor tells it like it is and he rarely minces his words

We’re Back

Apologies for our absence – but despite a hacker’s visit we’re now back

 

A visit from a hacker is never pleasant and sadly – likely due to a few of the more controversial posts we’ve made – we experienced a few days of downtime thanks to such a nuisance.

 

We apologise for our absence and have a backlog of stories to share with you. The Steeple Times enthusiastically welcomes you back to our world of ‘Wit and Wisdom in Equal Measure’.

 

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    • Putting The Police Right – George Osborne & Lord Sumption on COVID-19 – George Osborne is right to call out the police whilst Lord Sumption is spot on in suggesting we should not put up with a “police state.”

    March 31, 2020

    Putting The Police Right
    A Double Fail – Mail on Sunday blame Barnier for BoJo’s coronavirus – ‘The Mail on Sunday’ went far too far in attempting to blame Michel Barnier for Boris Johnson getting coronavirus and the Chinese for virtually everything else. Sunday 29th March 2020.

    March 29, 2020

    A Double Fail
    Shame on the Met – Met Police shouldn’t waste resources on Madeleine McCann – At a time when public resources are totally overstretched, that the Met Police are set to waste more money on the plainly pointless search for Madeleine McCann is an outrage.

    March 28, 2020

    Shame on the Met
    Moron of the Moment – Policeman biter James Abbott-Thompson – Diane Abbott’s policeman biting son James Abbott-Thompson is proof of her own inadequacies as a parent; this loopy Labour MP should get her own house in order before lecturing others.

    March 24, 2020

    Moron of the Moment – James Abbott-Thompson
    Heroine of the Hour – Lady Glenconner on coronavirus – Lady Glenconner speaks sense amidst the media encouraging panic over the coronavirus outbreak in Britain.

    March 20, 2020

    Heroine of the Hour – Lady Glenconner

    February 16, 2020

    Taking The Flack
    Oh Good Grief – Reaction to “coming out” Phillip Schofield is laughable – Matthew Steeples suggests the fuss about Phillip Schofield “coming out” as gay is nothing but a storm in a teacup.

    February 9, 2020

    Oh Good Grief!
    MeGain Goes Commercial – Shame on the Duke and Duchess of Sussex – Matthew Steeples joins those condemning the ‘Modern Day Mrs Simpson’ and her under-the-thumb hubbie ‘Prince Halfwit.’

    January 9, 2020

    MeGain Flies Commercial
    A Kimono Too Far – Jolyon Maugham killed a fox, Twitterati went mad – The reaction to Jolyon Maugham’s somewhat ill-thought tweet about killing a fox (whilst wearing a kimono) has been ludicrous.

    December 27, 2019

    A Kimono Too Far
    A Wary Eye – An analysis of the 2019 General Election campaign – Matthew Steeples reflects on the losing campaign he supported in the 2019 General Election and what will come next.

    December 18, 2019

    A Wary Eye
    Closure & Clifford – Max Clifford inquest reveals his luxurious existence in jail even – The inquest into the paedophile monster Max Clifford’s death in prison reveals that even whilst locked up he lived the high-life.

    December 17, 2019

    Closure & Clifford
    Troubles at The Tele – Why has The Telegraph fallen into decline? Matthew Steeples analyses ‘The Telegraph’s’ decline and laments its likely future in the land of bubblegum journalism and fluff.

    November 26, 2019

    It’s Grim at The Tele
    Grating Greta – Greta Thunberg means well but gets it so wrong – Matthew Steeples suggests Greta Thunberg to be well meaning but misguided; her approach to environmental issues is beyond over-simplistic.

    November 14, 2019

    Grating Greta
    Bloomberg For President – Michael Bloomberg vs. Donald Trump – Michael Bloomberg is the man who can beat Donald Trump and his likely entry into the race to become President is to be saluted.

    November 8, 2019

    Bloomberg For President
    Royally Ridiculous – Royal Court Theatre should not be banning bottles – The Royal Court’s decision to ban theatregoers from bringing in single-use plastic bottles is utterly ludicrous suggests Matthew Steeples.

    October 26, 2019

    Royally Ridiculous
    A Must March – People’s Vote March, London, 19th October 2019 – ‘The Steeple Times’s’ Matthew Steeples urges readers to join the Together for the Final Say People’s Vote March in London tomorrow.

    October 18, 2019

    A Must March
    Real News – Dawn Ward and Norah Lawlor attack The Steeple Times – As Dawn Ward suggests ‘The Steeple Times’ is short of news, publicist for animal charity backed by Trumps brands us “fake news.”

    October 14, 2019

    Real News
    No Joke Joker – That Warner Brothers decided to use a song by the incarcerated paedophile Gary Glitter in their new film ‘Joker’ is utterly disgraceful suggests Matthew Steeples.

    October 7, 2019

    No Joke Joker
    MeGain’s Mail Mess – The Duchess of Sussex’s decision to sue the Mail on Sunday is the wrong course of action; she ought to instead make peace with her family suggests Matthew Steeples

    October 2, 2019

    MeGain’s Mail Mess
    A News Nightmare – Right wing media need to take responsibility for the mess – Matthew Steeples analyses how the mess that is Boris Johnson Britain has engulfed any impartiality the right wing press had left.

    September 11, 2019

    A News Nightmare
    Picture of the Week – Bankrupt Belgravia – Matthew Steeples condemns Westminster Council, Grosvenor and others for doing little to nothing to help the homeless in Belgravia.

    September 1, 2019

    Picture of the Week – Bankrupt Belgravia
    Bog Off Brazen Boris – Boris Johnson is wrong to prorogue Parliament – Matthew Steeples suggests Boris Johnson proroguing parliament is an outrage; he comes out in support of the High Court challenge by Gina Miller – who is elsewhere backed by James Stunt.

    August 29, 2019

    Bog Off Brazen Boris
    Turfing Out The Trash – The royal family – Does it have a purpose? The royal family needs to wash its hands of its hangers on suggests Matthew Steeples.

    August 24, 2019

    Turfing Out The Trash
    Hypocrite Harry – Tedious twerps Duke and Duchess of Sussex – That the hypocrite Prince Harry and his tedious wife have come to rely on Sir Elton John to defend them about sums up how ghastly they truly are suggests Matthew Steeples – Private Jet travel criticism.

    August 20, 2019

    Hypocrite Harry
    Banishing Boris – Conservative majority in parliament is now just one – Matthew Steeples suggests Boris Johnson must face up to the fact that his majority is likely to disappear.

    August 2, 2019

    Banishing Boris
    Murky Mucky’s Magazine Mess – Duchess of Sussex guest edits Vogue – Matthew Steeples suggests the Duchess of Sussex ought to give up any ambition to become a magazine editor.

    July 29, 2019

    Murky Mucky’s Magazine Mess
    The Steeple Times is Back – Apologies for the delay – The Steeple Times returns.

    July 23, 2019

    The Steeple Times is Back
    The Stupidity of The Standard – In backing Boris Johnson as the candidate best able to “give Britain back its mojo” today, the Evening Standard lets down London suggests Matthew Steeples

    June 20, 2019

    The Stupidity of The Standard
    Dimwitted Davidson – London says good riddance to Jim Davidson – That Jim Davidson has announced he doesn’t ever want to set foot in London again is something to be celebrated suggests Matthew Steeples

    June 15, 2019

    Dimwitted Davidson
    An Outrage Too Far – Jo Brand went too far, but the reaction is stupid – The reaction to Jo Brand’s ill-placed ‘joke’ is somewhat overblown suggests Matthew Steeples; that she angered Nigel Farage is just brilliant.

    June 14, 2019

    An Outrage Too Far
    Triumphant Trump – Donald Trump surprisingly behaved – Donald Trump defied his critics last night and behaved himself; his presence, however, is causing chaos and his meeting with Theresa May is just pointless

    June 4, 2019

    Triumphant Trump
    A Divided Nation – European Election results show how divided we are – Matthew Steeples suggests last night’s European Election results leads to only one conclusion as to how we can move forward.

    May 27, 2019

    A Divided Nation
    Tears For What’s Next – Theresa May, Jeremy Corbyn and Napoleon – Matthew Steeples suggests there shouldn’t be tears for Theresa May but instead for the Napoleon Bonaparte style calamity that could follow.

    May 26, 2019

    Tears For What’s Next
    The Moral Warp of Brexit – Homelessness forgotten in Brexit Britain – As Brexit dominates our nation, we have have forgotten other pressing issues; we must sort this mess and then get back to normal business suggests Matthew Steeples.

    May 14, 2019

    The Moral Warp of Brexit
    Turning Off The Lights – What is the future for the Tories? Matthew Steeples asks: “What is the future for the Conservative Party?” given Theresa May has driven it towards complete wipeout.

    May 5, 2019

    Turning Off The Lights
    Traditional Bigot Group Strikes Again – Loopy Traditional Britain Group – Matthew Steeples again condemns the bigoted Traditional Britain Group in the wake of their mockery of Stephen Lawrence Day, Johnny Mercer MP and Jacob Rees-Mogg MP even also

    April 23, 2019

    Traditional Bigot Group Strikes Again
    A Notre Overdose – Matthew Steeples suggests those bleating about Notre Dame fire should get real and use social media to talk about victims of terror also.

    April 16, 2019

    A Notre Overdose
    A Country That Doesn’t Work For Anyone – We must stand and be counted – As Matthew Steeples announces that he has submitted an application to stand for ChangeUK, he argues that we must work for a better Britain

    A Country That Doesn’t Work For Anyone
    Free The Caged Big Cats – Matthew Steeples argues in support of The Big Cat Public Safety Act and urges readers to support his IFAW fundraiser in London.

    April 14, 2019

    Free The Caged Big Cats
    No Sun for Assange – Julian Assange ought to be arrested immediately – Julian Assange should be arrested the minute he leaves the Ecuadorian Embassy suggests Matthew Steeples.

    April 6, 2019

    No Sun For Assange
    The Mercer Era – Johnny Mercer MP should run to become Tory leader – Matthew Steeples suggests Johnny Mercer could be the Conservative Party’s saviour.

    April 3, 2019

    The Mercer Era
    All Fool Theresa – The biggest idiot this April Fool’s Day has to be Theresa May suggests Matthew Steeples; we are also all idiots for continuing to put up with her.

    April 1, 2019

    All Fool Theresa

    March 19, 2019

    Let’s Be ‘Avin’ Ya
    The Voice – Croaky voiced Theresa May needs to be put out to pasture – Matthew Steeples feels sympathy for croaky voiced Theresa May but suggests we’d be better off if this ill woman was relieved of her duties.

    March 13, 2019

    The Voice
    Slasher May – Theresa May should not be cutting police numbers – Theresa May should be ashamed of herself for slashing police numbers at this time; she should instead be increasing them.

    March 5, 2019

    Slasher May
    Grubby Green – Sir Philip Green’s downfall is all but complete – Sir Philip Green’s downfall is now all but complete; strip him of his knighthood says Matthew Steeples.

    March 4, 2019

    Grubby Green
    The May Turkey – Out-of-control Theresa May and People’s Vote – Matthew Steeples suggests Theresa May has lost control and urges readers to support a People’s Vote and the Put It To The People march.

    February 27, 2019

    The May Turkey
    Celebrating Soubry – In resigning from the Conservative Party Anna Soubry MP has proven herself to be a true patriot

    February 20, 2019

    Celebrating Soubry
    Job Killing Jim – Sir Jim Ratcliffe should be stripped of his knighthood – Brexiteer turned Britain fleeing tycoon Sir Jim Ratcliffe should be stripped of his knighthood suggests Matthew Steeples.

    February 17, 2019

    Job Killing Jim
    How does this end? The government needs a new approach to Brexit – Matthew Steeples foresees a need for the government to accept that their Brexit strategy is simply not working and change tact.

    February 16, 2019

    How does this end?

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