Monday, November 30, 2020

Viscount St Davids

A statement from Matthew Steeples about the man who, in a London courtroom, called him a “wanker”

 

Yesterday, in London, in a stained tweed gilet more appropriate to Wiltshire than Westminster, Viscount St Davids – amusingly referenced in court as plain old ‘Mr St Davids’ much to the disgust of him and his and his somewhat pointless American barrister chum, Andrew Rinker – called me a “wanker”.

 

According to much of the mainstream press – including The Guardian and The Sun – Viscount St Davids has now been banned from using social media and prohibited to contact me. I have yet to be informed of exactly what this means and have not seen any transcript of the court’s decision, but, in view of the fact that this thrice bankrupt individual decided to allegedly “laugh” as he was told of the conditions of granting him bail, I hereby record that I am proud to be the individual who first reported this intolerant individual to the police last year.

 

I will be very happy to give evidence on 10th July and look forward to witnessing justice run its course. What is posted on social media, in my terribly humble opinion, does not stay on social media.

 

Comments on this article will be moderated for legal reasons.

28 COMMENTS

  1. “Stained gilets” are plainly all the rage with Brexiteers! I wonder what caused that mark on his shoulder?

    • It looks like a seagull missed it’s target by a few centimetres. He won’t be pleased about it later when he is deeper in the guano.

  2. Andrew **nker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I support Brexit but !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. I am so very sorry I supported Brexit. I made a mistake and now people like this one are the reason I realise the error of my ways. I am so sorry. I will be voting Lib Dem on 8th June.

    • Are you always so indecisive, that’s bad enough but to then silly shall over to the Lib dems. Oh dear!!

    • So you keep telling us, you silly old thing.
      Do shut up: we have no interest in what an old frump is going to do

  4. Rinker has to be the most useless legal advisor in history. Poor Rhodri should have chosen better.

  5. Shame on you! Shame on you indeed! Today is the 10th anniversary of the day Madeleine McCann went missing and you focus on this poor man’s plight. All he did was make a joke on social media and you instead focus on that instead of supporting dear Gerry and Kate McCann and their search for their beloved daughter Madeleine. Shame on you! Shame on you! FIND MADELEINE! FIND HER NOW!

    • Until today I had noT heard of Viscount St Davids but I have made a note in my diary for 10th July. However I have heard far too much about the McCanns.
      Missingkids.co.uk suggest 1 child goes missing every 3 minutes. Maybe this is the same child, maybe the child is found in just 1/2 hour but they do have a list of 255 missing kids on their website.
      I see on Wikipedia that Alessia and Livia Schepp, twin sisters aged 6, from St. Sulpice, a suburb of Lausanne, Switzerland, were picked up for the weekend from their mother’s home by their father, Mathias Kaspar Schepp, on 28 January, 2011. They have never been seen again. Their father was found dead a few days later, having apparently committed suicide.

    • You get more ridiculous.
      Trott off please.
      Madeleine is dead and according to the dogs was very smelly in the boot of the McCann’s hired car a few weeks after she vanished. Unlike the human elements, the dogs don’t lie.

  6. We must congratulate Mr St Davids for their skill in ******************* to be able to stand out and be noticed in the maelstrom of invective that was directed against Gina Miller (and the court and judges) during that case. Hopefully they throw the book at him and this time he gets to do some good old English porridge rather than chowing down on German Knast. [EDITED FOR LEGAL REASONS]

  7. The Viscount, or Mr. St. Davids, is fully illustrative of all that can go wrong when an inbred Brexiteer fails to abide by principles of common decency and the Rule of Law. Magna Carta et seq., was designed to bring to heel just this sort of blue blooded redneck. The man gives Britain a bad image. If convicted, he should get the maximum sentence, to my mind. KBO

  8. What a hoot!

    According to the SUN, one of his titles is ” Lord Strange of Knockin”.

    You couldn’t make it up!

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