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  • Mucky Madam Maxwell Unsealed

    Mucky Madam Maxwell Unsealed

    Matthew Steeples selects some of the most telling and cringeworthy remarks from the newly unsealed 2016 Ghislaine Maxwell deposition

    On Thursday, I ploughed through all 465 pages of the newly unsealed April 2016 deposition of Ghislaine Maxwell at the law offices of Boies Schiller & Flexner. After being promised lurid details of ‘Bouncing Bob’s’ daughter’s “wild sex life” and her lawyers claiming it’d “spread like wildfire across the Internet” (and thus prejudice her trial), overall it was just a bit of a damp squib.

     

    Whilst the bombshells many were hoping for simply did not emerge and though most names redacted could easily be identified – Prince Andrew and Bill Clinton included – what the mainstream media avoided mentioning was that there were many telling remarks and many contradictory statements in the unsealed document.

     

    Mucky Madam Maxwell Unsealed – Ghislaine Maxwell unsealed – Matthew Steeples selects some of the most telling and cringeworthy remarks from the newly unsealed 2016 Ghislaine Maxwell deposition.
    Mucky Madam Maxwell Unsealed – Ghislaine Maxwell with her chum Prince Andrew and accuser Virginia Giuffre at her London home. During the deposition, Miss Maxwell referred to Ms. Giuffre as a “liar” hundreds of times.

    Aside from the fact that ‘Grubby Ghislaine’ clearly illustrated she has her late conman father’s temper in an episode of table thumping, Miss Maxwell’s evasiveness in avoiding giving straightforward answers was transparent. She also showed her own true character and also illustrated the lengths she would go to protect the late Jeffrey Epstein.

     

    With the public set to see this mucky madam on trial next year, we can now anticipate the approach this devious devil will take. It’ll be bombastic and bold, but she’ll unlikely be doing anything that puts her great mate, the non-sweating, Pizza Express loving royal, at risk – that’s for sure.

     

    Here below, we select a few of the amusing and strange questions and quotes from what was unsealed:

     

    Ghislaine Maxwell gets questioned about a John Bryan – Duchess of York-esque ‘toe sucking’ equivalent incident:

    Q – “Did you ever ask [Virginia Giuffre] to rub Jeffrey’s feet?

    A – “I believe that I have read that, but I don’t have any memory of it.”

     

    Asked about “sexual acts,” Maxwell – a woman well-known for teaching other women how to give blowjobs at dinner tables – unconvincingly answered:

    A – “I don’t know what you mean by sexual acts.”

     

    A – “I’ve never had non-consensual sex with anybody… At any time with anybody.”

     

    Curiously defining her citizenships:

    Q – “Are you a citizen of the United States?”

    A – “I am.”

    Q – “Are you also a citizen of England?”

    A – “I am.”

    Q – “Are you a citizen of any other land?”

    A – “TerraMar.”

    Q – “That’s the name of your charity project that deals with oceans, is that correct?”

    A – “Yeah. I’m French as well.”

     

    Bizarrely asked to define her own sex, Maxwell was honest in one regard:

    Q – “Are you a female, is that the sex that you are?

    A – “I am female… I am a 54-year-old woman.”

     

    On sex toys:

    Q – “How would you describe sex toys?”

    A – “I wouldn’t describe sex toys.”

     

    A – “I need you to define a sex toy, I don’t have enough knowledge of sex toys.”

     

    On her and Jeffrey Epstein’s star-studded address book:

    A – “I believe this a copy of a stolen document. I would like to know how you guys got it… You have the stolen document.”

     

    A – “Like everybody, I have an address book.”

     

    Put in her place by the interviewer:

    A – “Let’s move on.”

    Q – “I’m in charge of the deposition. I say when we move on and when we don’t. You are here to respond to my questions. If you are refusing to answer, the court will bring you back for another deposition to answer these questions. Do you understand that?”

     

    A – “You have got your questions mangled… You have mangled your entire questions… I have to object.”

    Q – “You don’t get to object… She is turning into a lawyer already.”

    A – “I would like to.”

     

    A – “I apologise sincerely for my banging at the table earlier, I hope you accept my apology.”

     

    Asked if she was responsible for Jeffrey Epstein’s activities and actions, Maxwell replied:

    A – “I’m not responsible for what Jeffrey does and I don’t always pay attention to what happens in the house. I’m very busy.”

     

    On whether she ‘recruited’ girls for her boss/lover:

    A – “Stop right there. I never recruited girls, let’s stop there. Break down the question.”

     

    Q – “Have you ever said to anybody that you recruit females?”

    A – “I don’t recruit anybody.”

     

    A – “I resent and despise the word recruit… I never had to do anything with underage people.”

     

    On whether she ‘recruited’ girls to take the sexual activity pressure off herself:

    Q – “Have you ever said to anybody that you recruit other females… to take the pressure you having to have sex with Jeffrey?”

    A – “I totally resent it and find it disgusting that you should use the word recruit. I have already told you I don’t know what you are saying and your implication is repulsive.”

     

    A – “I never trained a female under the age of 18 at Jeffrey’s house.”

     

    On her thoughts on the deposition process:

    A – “You don’t ask me questions like that. First of all, you are trying to trap me, I will not be trapped.”

     

    A – “Any interest I have is in accuracy. I’m only looking for accuracy.”

     

    A – “Apparently, even saying Virginia is a liar has hazards.”

     

    A – “You are trying to trap me.”

     

    Asked about her interaction with naked people in Epstein’s residences, Maxwell brushed such aside:

    A – “Sometimes… I have seen people from time to time take their top off. I have seen people from time to time do that.”

     

    On whether she photographed naked people:

    A – “It is possible that I took pictures of people that were somehow semi [nude] or had some clothes on or no clothes on, but at no time were any of those pictures remotely inappropriate… I know where you are headed with this and it’s nowhere appropriate and it’s really unattractive.”

     

    Asked about her interactions with Virginia Giuffre – with whom she flew on private plans on at least twenty occasions and with whom she was pictured in her London home with Prince Andrew – Maxwell clearly lied:

    A – “I don’t recall meeting her.”

     

    A – “I wouldn’t recollect meeting her at all but for the tissue stories about this situation.”

     

    A – “I really have no recollection of her.”

     

    A – “I barely recall Virginia, period.”

     

    A – “I don’t recall smoking cigarettes with Virginia Roberts.”

     

    A – “Virginia is a liar… An exaggerator, a fantasist and an absolutely true terrible person.”

     

    A – “I said that there are some things [Virginia] may not have lied about.”

     

    On whether she had sex with Jeffrey Epstein and Virginia Giuffre:

    A – “I never ever, at any single time, at any point ever participated in anything with Virginia and Jeffrey. And for the record she is an absolute total liar and you all know she lied on multiple things and that is just one other disgusting thing she added.”

     

    On whether she dined with Virginia Giuffre with Prince Andrew in London at Tramp:

    Q – “Do you recall going to dinner with XXX, Jeffrey Epstein and Virginia Roberts in London at any time?”

    A – “I do not.”

    Q – “Do you recall going to a place called XXX, XXX, Jeffrey Epstein and yourself and Virginia Roberts?”

    A – “I would just like to state for the record XXXXXXXX I do not have any recollection of it and I doubt it happened.”

     

    On whether Prince Andrew and Virginia Giuffre had sex in a bath at her Kinnerton Street, Belgravia, London home:

    “The tub is too small.”

     

    On whether she and Jeffrey Epstein gave Prince Andrew a Spitting Image puppet of himself and whether they got Virginia Giuffre to “play with him” whilst sitting on his lap:

    A – “There was a puppet… A caricature of XXX.”

     

    On Jeffrey Epstein’s sexual activity preferences:

    Q – “Does Jeffrey like to have his nipples pinched during sexual encounters?”

    A – “I’m not talking about any adult sexual things when I was with him.”

     

    Questioned about the number of occasions she’d flown on the ‘Lolita Express’ and other Epstein planes:

    A – “I cannot tell you how many, a lot.”

     

    Asked about a 13-year-old victim of Epstein whom came to one of his residences:

    A – “I have no idea how old she was… I have no idea… I don’t hire girls like that.”

     

    Turning to a 14-year old:

    Q – “Was she a child?”

    A – “I don’t know what you mean if she looked like a child… Leave it at that… You are making stories up again as usual, there would not be any reason why I would ask her how old she was.”

     

    On a total of 30 underage minors allegedly being brought to Jeffrey Epstein’s Palm Beach house:

    A – “I cannot testify to 30.”

     

    On whether Jeffrey Epstein abused minors:

    A – “I can’t testify what Jeffrey did or didn’t do.”

     

    A – “I never observed Jeffrey having sex with a minor.”

     

    Q – “I’m asking what you believe, from your own belief, do you believe that Jeffrey Epstein abused minors?”

    A – “I can only go from what I know personally about what Virginia’s lies talked about. She is the only person I know that actually claimed that. And I can say with certitude that everything Virginia said was a lie.”

     

    A – “I don’t believe [Jeffrey Epstein] was sentenced for [sexual abuse of a minor] actually.”

     

    Asked if she’d ever seen Jeffrey Epstein – with whom she had an intimate relationship with herself – having sex:

    A – “I have never seen anybody have sexual intercourse with Jeffrey, ever.”

     

    On whether she was ever in a relationship with Jeffrey Epstein herself:

    A – “That’s a tricky question. There were times when I would have liked to think of myself as his girlfriend.”

     

    A – “I don’t think I said I was his girlfriend.”

     

    A – “I don’t think I would ever have characterised myself as his girlfriend.”

     

    A – “I’m sure I would [have] loved anybody to come out and say they were Jeffrey rather than me.”

     

    On whether she was asked to ‘carry’ a baby for Jeffrey Epstein:

    A – “I don’t recollect conversation about Jeffrey and babies in any form… I don’t recollect baby conversations with Jeffrey.”

     

    Asked if she’d ‘organised’ for Virginia Giuffre to have sex with others:

    A – “I have never instructed Virginia to have sex with anybody, ever.”

     

    On allegedly dressing Viriginia Giuffre up as a school girl when giving massages:

    A – “I have no idea what you are talking about… I have no idea what you are talking about… I clearly know what a school girl outfit is. I have no recollection of providing anybody with a school girl outfit.”

     

    On President Clinton being on ‘Paedo Island’ with Virginia Giuffre and herself and whether Jeffrey Epstein dined with him:

    “Virginia is absolutely, totally lying. This is a subject of defamation about Virginia and the lies she has told and one of [the] lies she told was that President Clinton was on the island where I was present. Absolutely 1,000 per cent that is a flat out total fabrication and lie.”

     

    “Allegations that XXX had a meal on Jeffrey’s island is 100 per cent false… I’m sure he had a meal on Jeffrey’s plane.”

     

    On why she kept in touch with Jeffrey Epstein after his conviction:

    “I’m a very loyal person and Jeffrey was very good to me when my father passed away and I believe that you need to be a good friend in people’s hour of need and I felt that it was very thoughtful, nice thing for me to do.”

     

    On how much she got paid and what benefits she received post Epstein’s conviction:

    Q – “Were you paid over a million dollars?”

    A – “It was under 500, it was an amount of money less than $500,000, less than a million dollars and I did it out of thoughtfulness and consideration for somebody who was in trouble.”

     

    A – “I don’t recall the details of the cars [I was given].”

     

    A – “I don’t recall any gifts really… I barely recall gifts, I barely recall a lot of this.”

     

    On her legal ‘arrangement’ with Jeffrey Epstein:

    Q – “Do you have a joint defence with Jeffrey Epstein?”

    A – “I believe I do.”

     

    On her legal ‘arrangement’ with (presumably) Prince Andrew:

    Q – “Do you have a joint agreement with XXX?”

    A – “I don’t believe I do.”

     

    On what dirt Jeffrey Epstein might have on her:

    Q – “What negative, unflattering, private or potentially embarrassing information does Jeffrey Epstein know about you?”

    A – “I imagine none.”

     

    A – “I can’t think of anything I have ever done that is illegal… I have a DUI in the UK a long time ago.”

     

    On where Jeffrey Epstein got his wealth:

    Q – “Do you know how Jeffrey Epstein made his money?”

    A – “No… I have no idea.”

     

    On where she was then living:

    “I’m just couch surfing.”

     

    For more fascinating revelations about this ever-developing case, listen to the brilliantly put together The Prince & the Pervert Podcast’ by clicking here.

     

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    Mucky Madam Maxwell Unsealed – Ghislaine Maxwell unsealed – Matthew Steeples selects some of the most telling and cringeworthy remarks from the newly unsealed 2016 Ghislaine Maxwell deposition.
    Mucky Madam Maxwell Unsealed – Ghislaine Maxwell with Jeffrey Epstein at a memorial event for her late conman father Robert Maxwell on 24th November 1991 at the Plaza Hotel in New York.
    Mucky Madam Maxwell Unsealed – Ghislaine Maxwell unsealed – Matthew Steeples selects some of the most telling and cringeworthy remarks from the newly unsealed 2016 Ghislaine Maxwell deposition.
    Mucky Madam Maxwell Unsealed – Ghislaine Maxwell is used to having things her way and here she is pictured in her youth tapping away at an early computer. In August 2020, she demanded the prison housing her give her another device and a desk also – her request was unsurprisingly denied.

  • Wally of the Week – Phillip Schofield

    Wally of the Week – Phillip Schofield

    Tempestuous television presenter Phillip Schofield bizarrely claims to have been murdered in a past life because of a debt

    Not content with making a total plonker of himself launching an own brand boxed wine range condemned as “only fit for the bin” and “no more palatable than fizzy Ribena,” Phillip Schofield’s back at it with some more crackpottery.

     

    Featured in the Mirror this morning in the context of his newly released self-indulgent ‘memoir’ Life’s What You Make It, Schofield claimed he “has a rule about never borrowing money” as he believes he and an (imaginary) ‘family’ he’s plainly invented were murdered in a “past life” over a debt.

     

    Of this plain attempt to get publicity for just about anything, wack job Schofield – whom was also the subject of another story in the same paper yesterday where he pathetically whined about how he “feared he was dying after weight loss” (in spite of the fact that there was actually nothing physically wrong with him) – announced:

     

    “I opened the door to silence and felt horror wash over me. Three steps in, and I saw them – two murdered bodies on the floor.”

     

    “I knew they were my wife and small child. Horror turned to fury. I knew why they were dead. I owed money to two brothers who worked at the end of the street in a sawmill.”

     

    “The brother [then] found me, dragged me outside, punched me to the ground and, as my head hit the mud, he repeatedly stamped on it until I was dead!”

     

    Going further the notoriously temperamental ITV presenter added that he is “reminded of the terrifying vision of his former death every time he goes into a church” and stated he is “not willing to take the risk again, meaning he flatly refuses to borrow any money.”

     

    What’s coming next for Schofe? A trip to the funny farm?

     

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    Wally of the Week – Phillip Schofield – Tempestuous television presenter Phillip Schofield bizarrely claims to have been murdered in a past life because of a debt.
    Phillip Schofield pictured with his alleged ex-lover Matt McGreevy.
  • Randy Andy’s Last Stamp

    Randy Andy’s Last Stamp

    As the Queen stops selling postcards featuring Prince Andrew, an online card printer has started selling ones of the late Jeffrey Epstein’s friend ‘Randy Andy’ with a rather controversial caption

    Yesterday, The Sun reported that staff at a gift shop at Balmoral has “stopped selling postcards featuring Prince Andrew to tourists” on the orders of the Queen.

     

    Of the decision, a tourist told the paper:

     

    “Previously Andrew postcards have been on sale. But while there are postcards of Charles, Anne and Edward – and even the Queen’s grandchildren, Beatrice and Eugenie – there is not one of the Duke of York.”

     

    “When I asked if it was possible to buy one of Andrew, a sales assistant said ‘No, we’ve taken them away. And they won’t be making any more of them.’”

     

    “Another said ‘I’m afraid he (Andrew) is very much on the naughty step.’”

     

    Meanwhile, elsewhere online a website named Redbubble is now selling digitally printed greeting cards featuring ‘Randy Andy.’ Priced at £2.38 each for one or £1.55 each if you buy fifty or more, the image is accompanied by the caption: “NONCE.” One or two have no doubt already been sent to Ghislaine Maxwell.

     

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    Randy Andy’s Last Stamp – Prince Andrew postcards discontinued – As the Queen stops selling postcards featuring Prince Andrew, an online card printer has started selling ones of the late Jeffrey Epstein’s friend ‘Randy Andy’ with a rather controversial caption
    As an alternative, ‘The Sun’ suggested a new postcard featuring ‘Randy Andy’ alongside an image of Pizza Express, Woking.
    Randy Andy’s Last Stamp – Prince Andrew postcards discontinued – As the Queen stops selling postcards featuring Prince Andrew, an online card printer has started selling ones of the late Jeffrey Epstein’s friend ‘Randy Andy’ with a rather controversial caption
    Redbubble’s greetings card features the reduced royal and the word: “NONCE.”
  • Sorry Hopkins

    Sorry Hopkins

    After Katie Hopkins was forced to say “sorry” to Finsbury Park Mosque, she should now be sent to where she belongs – social media’s equivalent of Siberia

    Katie Hopkins’ sphere of influence has extended too far for too long and that she was forced to apologise for a false tweet about the Finsbury Park Mosque yesterday was quite correct.

     

    Though Hopkins got off without having to pay damages as she has been insolvent since 2018 due to her previous libel loss against the equally noxious Jack Monroe, that she was forced to write the words “I am genuinely sorry” were a most deserved punishment.

     

    That she was also made to write: “I would like to take this opportunity to acknowledge the contributions made by the Mosque to society” is even more important and now, yet again, all that this childish woman has done is to again prove that the ‘C*NT’ award she was given in February was well and truly deserved.

     

    It is now time that “sorry” Miss Hopkins finally did the decent thing and that is to permanently shut her filth filled trap.

     

    Sorry Hopkins – Katie Hopkins forced to apologise to Mosque – After Katie Hopkins was forced to say “sorry” to Finsbury Park Mosque, she should now be sent to where she belongs – social media’s equivalent of Siberia.
    Hopkins was forced to issue her apology via Instagram as she was banned from Twitter in June for breaching the medium’s “hateful conduct” policy.
    Sorry Hopkins – Katie Hopkins forced to apologise to Mosque – After Katie Hopkins was forced to say “sorry” to Finsbury Park Mosque, she should now be sent to where she belongs – social media’s equivalent of Siberia.
    Amongst the many lowpoints of moralising-without-morals-herself Katie Hopkins’ life was the moment she got caught having sex with a married man in a field. Of this, she shamelessly remarked: “Mark was a married man and yes I stole him. I stole my first husband as well – get over it.”
    Was she really repentant? Unsurprisingly, after issuing her so-called “apology” Katie Hopkins returned to social media and uploaded a video suggesting people “clear the noise” and thus provided indication that she probably isn’t really sorry at all. She stated: “I have been through a few things in my life and they all did pass.”
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jgd3LhvlXqI
    Hopkins then also uploaded an interview in which she ranted against the Black Lives Matter movement and suggested she’d had “more men cry on her than at any time in her life.” She also bizarrely claimed she’d “be able to look after America” if “people came home.”

    Some of “not so sorry” Katie Hopkins’ most outrageous moments:

     

    On people with dementia:

    “Dementia sufferers should not be blocking beds. What is the point of life when you no longer know you are living it?”

     

    On Ramadan:

    “Ramadan typically brings a spike in violence in Middle East. I get grumpy when I don’t eat – but I don’t blow things up. Religion of peace?”

     

    On ginger haired children:

    “Ginger babies. Like a baby. Just so much harder to love.”

     

    On ‘Highgella’ Nigella Lawson:

    “A self-confessed drug-taker, spendthrift, and a self-obsessed flirt determined to show other women they were imperfect.”

     

    On tourists stranded in Egypt after the bombing of a Russian airplane:

    “I think if you are going to take your children out from school, which is ridiculous in itself, stick them in a destination that is dangerous, don’t be complaining on my television that you’ve been delayed at the airport, don’t be complaining that you don’t have any information, and don’t be coming back acting like you are a refugee from a war-torn country.”

     

    On Jewish politician Ed Milliband’s wife:

    “Pollsters say Justine [Milliband] is the least popular of the party wives. He might stick her head in the oven and turn on the gas.”

     

    On refugees:

    “Make no mistake, these migrants are like cockroaches. They might look a bit ‘Bob Geldof’s Ethiopia circa 1984,’ but they are built to survive a nuclear bomb. They are survivors.”

     

    On obesity:

    “I don’t really like fat people… Would I employ you if you were obese? No, I would not… If you are obese, you look lazy.”

     

    On suicidal prisoners:

    “They should just kill themselves.”

     

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  • Crackpot Cliff Can Still Breathe

    Crackpot Cliff Can Still Breathe

    ‘The Daily Mail’ gets over enthusiastic in sharing news of creepy crackpot crooner Sir Cliff Richard’s new album, ‘Music… The Air That I Breathe’ whilst only 18 fans react on YouTube

    A year after bouncing around cryptically announcing “they’re never going to take me down” with his disastrous Rise Up album, creepy crackpot Christian crooner Sir Cliff Richard has returned to share what the Daily Mail’s Eve Buckland bizarrely termed his “dashing looks.”

     

    Going further of a man she also rather over ambitiously described as a “singing legend,” Buckland joined the soppy singer in moaning about the “star’s” songs not being played on the radio often enough as “unfair.” She also announced the arrival of his “newest music,” Music… The Air That I Breathe.

     

    Surprisingly, however, Buckland did not reference the most famous ever crier-on-the-kitchen-floor and self-declared “genuine international celebrity’s” previous claims of being supposedly cheated out of winning Eurovision by General Franco. She also avoided the issue of his calendar sales “leaving David Beckham standing” (whilst actually flopping) and strangely made no mention of his friendships with Lord Boothby, Rolf Harris, the Kray brothers and Sir Jimmy Savile. Funny that. She’s most definitely a Faithful One.

     

    Pictured top: Emboldened plainly by another visit to the botox bar, Sir Cliff Richard announced his ‘Music… The Air That I Breathe’ on YouTube on Tuesday 29th September. One of just 18 fans that reacted to him sharing this news and informing them that they’d have to pre-order responded by moaning: “Don’t make us wait a month.” An orderly queue is most definitely not required.

     

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    After Sir Cliff Richard announced ‘Music… The Air That I Breathe’ on YouTube, only 18 fans responded with comments. No doubt ‘Crackpot Cliff’ will declare this a conspiracy of similar proportions to that of General Franco stealing his supposed Eurovision win.
    Sir Cliff Richard’s previous attempt at ‘music’ – which one critic slammed more accurately as “nauseous noise” – came in the form of ‘Rise Up.’ It was universally panned and in response the “star” complained that radio stations were being “unfair” in not giving him airtime.
    Another disaster for this friend of the paedophiles Rolf Harris and Sir Jimmy Savile came in the form of him treating the funeral of Cilla Black like a pop concert. The faces of the priests to the left of him (as he attempted to ‘sing’) are telling of their disgust at his behaviour.
  • Rotten Reeking Rolf Returns

    Rotten Reeking Rolf Returns

    As Rolf Harris is spotted pounding the pavements in soiled clothing, the public must be reminded that this paedo pest is still nothing but a mucky monster

    This morning, the Mirror featured pictures of the disgraced deviant and all-round filth bag Rolf Harris out walking wearing soiled clothing.

     

    Previously snapped clearly breaching the terms of his release pestering children in a playground in February 2019, the now 90-year-old nuisance nonce was seen “hobbling along a walking stick” with his dog according to the paper’s Sara-Aisha Kent. He was charmingly described as having a “screwed up face” and “cut a scruffy figure in clothes covered in marks and stains.”

     

    Harris, it must be remembered, is a monster who has showed no remorse for what he did to his victims – whom called out his actions as having “destroyed their childhood innocence” and left them feeling “grubby, dirty and disgusting.” In 2015, this awful Australian penned a sordid ‘song’ in which he described them as “slimy little woodworms.” Sickly titled Gutter Girls, it went as follows:

     

    Climb up out of the woodwork babe

    From forty years ago,

    The climate’s great in Britain now

    For making loads of dough

    You’ve festered down there long enough,

    Time’s right to grab your chance

    Clap eyes on a rich celebrity

    And make the bastard dance

     

    Chorus

    Make him squirm, slimy little woodworm

    Make him squirm, squirm, squirm

    Sink your claws right in to the hilt, don’t let him go

     

    (Group) NO! NO!

     

    Make him burn, burn, burn

    Slimy little woodworm, make him burn

    Get your fifty-years-old hooks into his dough

     

    (Group) GO BABY GO

     

    That old bandwagon you crawled out of

    (rotten to the core)

    Conceals a host of foul accusers,

    Twenty maybe more

    My guess is they’ll slide after you

    All following your stench,

    Perhaps you believe you’re pretty still

    Some perfumed sultry wench

     

    Chorus

    “Make him squirm”,

    I can hear you singing

    “Make him squirm, squirm, squirm:

    Just imagine all of the money waiting there

     

    (Group) OH YEAH!

    Make him burn, burn, burn

    Come and join the feeding frenzy girls,

    Don’t miss out, come on and join me for your share

     

    (Group) PUT IT THERE!

     

    Elsewhere, a Change.org petition attempting to clear Harris’ name astoundingly remains online in spite of all avenues for such having been exhausted. On it, his loopy daughter – whom bizarrely goes by the name ‘Ava Reeves’ (in spite of previously calling herself Bindi Nicholls) – declares: “He has been tarred by the propaganda out there. He has been swept up in a witch hunt because of his high profile and celebrity! A total travesty at his age.”

     

    Frankly, the best thing for this deluded duo is the funny farm. It’s time for some straitjackets to be sent to Fishery Road, Bray.

     

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    Rotten Reeking Rolf Returns – Rolf Harris spotted in soiled clothing – As Rolf Harris is spotted pounding the pavements in soiled clothing, the public must be reminded that this paedo pest is still nothing but a mucky monster. Rolf Harris of Highlands, Fishery Road, Bray, Maidenhead, Berkshire, SL6 1UP.
    Rotten Rolf’s Riverfront Lair – Highlands, Fishery Road, Bray, Maidenhead, Berkshire, SL6 1UP; in August 2017 the ‘Daily Mail’ reported that neighbours were “selling up their homes disgust after [the paedophile Rolf Harris] returned from prison.”
    Rotten Reeking Rolf Returns – Rolf Harris spotted in soiled clothing – As Rolf Harris is spotted pounding the pavements in soiled clothing, the public must be reminded that this paedo pest is still nothing but a mucky monster. Rolf Harris of Highlands, Fishery Road, Bray, Maidenhead, Berkshire, SL6 1UP.
    Rotten Rolf’s Dirty Dinners – Prior to his conviction Harris and his weird looking wife used to enjoy consuming curries at Malik’s Tandorri House in Cookham. Whether he’s returned recently with “dear friend” Amanda Plattell, for example, is unknown, but if he did, he’d likely find his local Member of Parliament Theresa – now Lady – May at an adjoining table.
    Rotten Reeking Rolf Returns – Rolf Harris spotted in soiled clothing – As Rolf Harris is spotted pounding the pavements in soiled clothing, the public must be reminded that this paedo pest is still nothing but a mucky monster. Rolf Harris of Highlands, Fishery Road, Bray, Maidenhead, Berkshire, SL6 1UP.
    In February 2020, Twitter users reacted angrily to a forcible deportation flight bound for Jamaica by arguing that it was wrong that the convicted paedophile Rolf Harris was not put on such a flight back to Australia after his release from prison in May 2017. Here, we picture the monster with his equally off-the-scale weird chum Sir Cliff Richard.
    Rotten Reeking Rolf Returns – Rolf Harris spotted in soiled clothing – As Rolf Harris is spotted pounding the pavements in soiled clothing, the public must be reminded that this paedo pest is still nothing but a mucky monster. Rolf Harris of Highlands, Fishery Road, Bray, Maidenhead, Berkshire, SL6 1UP.
    Rolf Harris was quite deservedly described as a “Jekyll and Hyde character” at his trial in 2014. Here, he is pictured with his wife Alwen Hughes, daughter Bindi Nicholls and another relative.
    Rotten Reeking Rolf Returns – Rolf Harris spotted in soiled clothing – As Rolf Harris is spotted pounding the pavements in soiled clothing, the public must be reminded that this paedo pest is still nothing but a mucky monster. Rolf Harris of Highlands, Fishery Road, Bray, Maidenhead, Berkshire, SL6 1UP.
    As with many of their type, paedophile Rolf Harris was friendly with fellow monsters including Sir Jimmy Savile. Here they are seen “sharing a joke” and “grinning creepily at each other” as the Australian ‘artist’ painted the abuser of even corpses.
  • Neighbours from Hell

    Neighbours from Hell

    As Priti Patel is slammed by her neighbours as a ‘snitch,’ the Duke and Duchess of Sussex are voted “the famous couple Brits would least like to live next door to” along with Boris Johnson and Kerry Katona

    Priti Patel – a wicked wench whom dislikes “minglin” (could someone teach her to pronounce the missing ‘g’?) – was quite rightly slammed as a snake and a snitch earlier this week for stating she’d report her neighbours if they had gatherings of more than six.

     

    With one of the very people living next door to her stating to the Guardian: “I would live and let live in the first place” and adding: “[The government has] made a pig’s ear of the while job” of the ‘rule of six,’ this ludicrous woman was deservedly told “there are more important things to worry about than dobbing in your neighbour.”

     

    Patel, quite frankly, is a petulant pest nobody in their right mind would want to live in the proximity of, but even more amusingly The Sun reported the Duke and Duchess of Susex have been named “the worst neighbours” possible by Brits in a survey by the charity fundraising site Omaze.

     

    Elsewhere, Business Times reported that “Harry and Markle’s neighbours in Montecito are ‘super annoyed’ about the deluge of paparazzi in their once peaceful town. According to TMZ, photographers and tabloid press reporters circle in helicopters around the neighborhood up to four times a day just to catch the Sussexes in public places.”

     

    Others unsurprisingly hitting the Omaze list were Gemma Collins, Boris Johnson and Kerry Katona, but most surprisingly the woman whose cakes have made the nation chubby Mary Berry was listed amongst those people would actually like to live next door to. What on earth would they want from her? Free cakes?

     

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  • Mother Maxwell

    Mother Maxwell

    Matthew Steeples suggests Jeffrey Epstein treated Ghislaine Maxwell like a “mother figure”

    With unnamed commentators telling The Sun that Jeffrey Epstein was “initially funded by [the] tycoon Robert Maxwell” rather than, as has been generally suggested, Leslie Wexner, his relationship with the all-round figure of grubby ghastliness Ghislaine Maxwell begins to make a hell of a lot more sense.

     

    Mucky madam Maxwell rather reminds me of a woman I know with an equally vast address book. This childless individual, known for stalking parties collecting business cards, has a devotion to her boss that is quite beyond putrid in its obviousness. She fawns on this frankly vile man as if he’s a God and one can see ‘Bouncing Bob’s’ bitch of a daughter treated evil Epstein in the very same manner.

     

    With the woman I know, the ‘love’ goes completely unrequited and he, in fact, just treats her as the ultimate skivvy. With Ghislaine Maxwell, it was likely just the same with the one-time teacher turned megalomaniac utilising her clear ability to inveigle her way through society to further his deviant desires.

     

    Jeffrey Epstein, however, plainly found ‘Mother Maxwell’ a dull lover and that is why their relationship, just like with the aforementioned Londoner I mention, never moved to marriage. Here, instead, was a woman whom this monster viewed to be the mother he never had.

     

    Elsewhere on Twitter, “sex slave survivor” Kirby Sommers this morning tweeted: “Ghislaine worked for her father at his flagship paper The Daily Mirror, and was disliked by the employees for her “insufferable arrogance.” One of her father’s former secretaries complained: “She’d ask for a cigarette and walk off with the packet.”

     

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    Mother Maxwell – Ghislaine Maxwell viewed as Epstein’s mother figure – Matthew Steeples suggests Jeffrey Epstein treated Ghislaine Maxwell like a “mother figure.”
    Mother Maxwell – Ghislaine Maxwell treated both her father and Jeffrey Epstein as if they were God-like figures in her life. They respectively actually treated her like dirt, but that didn’t stop her worshiping these mendacious megalomaniacs.
  • Wally of the Week – Lady Green

    Wally of the Week – Lady Green

    BHS bandit Sir Philip Green’s wife’s bleating about being stuck on her yacht in Monaco is nothing but pathetic; Lady Green plainly has no comprehension of how out of touch she truly is with reality

    The world said “diddums” for Sir Philip Green and his ludicrously wealthy, tax minimising wife Tina today with news that the couple cannot take their £100 million gin palace on a “family cruise” due to two staff onboard testing positive for coronavirus.

     

    In an article titled: “Sir Shifty Cannot Be Shifted,” The Sun reported comments from Lady Green – whose grubby “Benny Hill-esque” husband ought to have been stripped of his title after having wrecked the British high street and treated his workforce so appalling – where she bleated about being stuck in Monaco and having a yellow flag of quarantine imposed on their vessel.

     

    Lady Green plainly hasn’t learnt from her and her husband’s disastrous Prince Andrew-esque past forays into media relations. The public really couldn’t give two hoots for her situation; they’d rather the two of them did the decent thing and learnt the art of treating their employees and the British taxpayer properly.

     

    Pictured top: A cartoon of Marie Antoinette-like Lady Green – a woman whose extravagance knows no bounds, but whose sympathy for ordinary folk could be summed up as: “Let them eat cake.”

     

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    Wally of the Week – Lady Green bleats about being stuck on her yacht – BHS Bandit Sir Philp Green’s wife’s bleating about being stuck on her yacht in Monaco is nothing but pathetic; Lady Green plainly has no comprehension of how out of touch she truly is with reality.
    On Twitter, ‘Metro’ mocked Lady Green and her husband and stated: “Our thoughts are with anyone quarantining on a superyacht at this difficult time.”
    Wally of the Week – Lady Green bleats about being stuck on her yacht – BHS Bandit Sir Philp Green’s wife’s bleating about being stuck on her yacht in Monaco is nothing but pathetic; Lady Green plainly has no comprehension of how out of touch she truly is with reality.
    Sir Philip Green and his wife have enjoyed a life of luxury with Bentleys and Louis Vuitton tennis racket covers whilst their workers have been forced into penury.
    Wally of the Week – Lady Green bleats about being stuck on her yacht – BHS Bandit Sir Philp Green’s wife’s bleating about being stuck on her yacht in Monaco is nothing but pathetic; Lady Green plainly has no comprehension of how out of touch she truly is with reality.
    Previously another Twitter user, @RedFlagUK, pointed out that “greedy capitalist” Sir Philip “robbed people’s pensions to purchase himself a luxury yacht.”
    Wally of the Week – Lady Green bleats about being stuck on her yacht – BHS Bandit Sir Philp Green’s wife’s bleating about being stuck on her yacht in Monaco is nothing but pathetic; Lady Green plainly has no comprehension of how out of touch she truly is with reality.
    In April, Led By Donkeys quite rightly reminded Sir Philip Green – whom was branded a cross between “Shylock and Al Capone” by the actor Steven Berkoff in The Steeple Times in September 2016 – of his contradictory behaviour alongside an image of him looking like a beached whale.
  • Wishing Saddam for $20

    Wishing Saddam for $20

    Silly season stupidity sends Saddam Hussein being “sold” for $20 on Wish.com viral

    In the ultimate example of silly season antics, Wish.com have placed Saddam Hussein for sale for $20 on their site.

     

    Given the former dictator is brown bread, how this is possible is quite beyond comprehension but this morning, it was one of Twitter’s main trending items.

     

    Of the story, one Dein Moore remarked: “Saddam Hussein being sold on wish for $20 is peak 2020, stop outdoing yourself please, I’ve had my fill” whilst another, Nathan Vickery, added: “Can’t believe the U.S. spent all that time going after Saddam Hussein when they could have ordered him off wish for $20.”

     

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    Wishing Saddam for $20 – Silly season sees Saddam Hussein put up for sale – Silly season stupidity sends Saddam Hussein being “sold” for $20 on Wish.com viral.
    Wishing Saddam for $20 – Silly season sees Saddam Hussein put up for sale – Silly season stupidity sends Saddam Hussein being “sold” for $20 on Wish.com viral.
    Wishing Saddam for $20 – Silly season sees Saddam Hussein put up for sale – Silly season stupidity sends Saddam Hussein being “sold” for $20 on Wish.com viral.