Sunday, April 10, 2022

Cheers to Assange!

Another cocktail for Julian Assange

 

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Yesterday, we suggested five of the best things that could be sent to cheer up Wikileaks founder Julian Assange, who “celebrates” a year of costing the taxpayer some £4 million policing his having fled bail, in the Ecuadorian Embassy in Knightsbridge.
 

Our feature attracted both laughter and anger and one individual contacted us on Twitter to tell us that she thought our suggestions were “insulting” and “heartless”. Others got in touch with further ideas and the best, published below, was a cocktail by Assange’s neighbours, The Rib Room Bar & Restaurant on Cadogan Place. They suggested a cocktail that they named the “Wiki Tiki”.

 

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The Rib Room's "Wiki TikI"
The Rib Room’s “Wiki TikI”

The drink incorporates 50ml of Appleton VX rum, 20ml of Maraschino liqueur, 50ml of fresh pineapple juice, 25ml of fresh orange juice, 15ml of lime juice and 10ml of cinnamon syrup. It should be served long on crushed ice.

 

Cheers!

 

 

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1 COMMENT

  1. Britain is known as a compassionate and caring nation. Julian Assange is a human being.
    Steeple Times have already formulated a “Care Plan” for his Enviromental, Nutritional and Elimination needs. Including ample exercising opportunities to prevent the risk of constipation, he is entitled to a good shit too.
    We must avoid breaching “The European Convention of the prevention of torture and inhuman or degrading treatment and punishment. The £4 Million Pounds cost to the taxpayers must be seen as bargain.
    We are proud of our Human’s Rights record. We are a decent society.
    Let him have the Rib Room’s Wiki Tikl and all.

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