Exit or lunch?

As Julian Assange reportedly is to leave the Ecuadorian embassy in London, he also offers himself as a lunch date there for £30,000

 

This morning, yet more police officers have gathered outside the Embassy of Ecuador in Hans Crescent after it has been reported that Julian Assange is about to hand himself in. If this rumour proves true, bidders in an online auction could be very disappointed.

 

Julian Assange
Julian Assange

Described as being an “opportunity to meet and have lunch with one of the most compelling and controversial figures of our time” by the website Charity Buzz, Julian Assange has offered the chance to learn about his views on laptop security and managing an organisation under fire over a meal in the embassy where the Wikileaks founder has been holed up for two years.

 

The fine print of the lot, which is being sold in support of the charity Arms Around the Child, states:

 

  • Valid for one person with one guest.
  • Cannot be resold or re-auctioned.
  • Cannot be transferred.
  • To be scheduled at a mutually agreed upon date.
  • Travel and accommodations are not included.
  • Location: Embassy of Ecuador, London
  • Winner must present a valid passport to the Embassy of Ecuador.
  • Winning bidder and guest subject to Embassy of Ecuador security screening.
  • No pictures without express approval of Assange.
  • No electronic equipment allowed without prior approval.
  • Members of the media are ineligible.
  • Winners agree to publish no account of the experience in any medium without the express approval of Assange.
  • Winners subject to review.
  • We expect all winning bidders and their guests to conduct themselves appropriately when attending an experience won at Charitybuzz. Polite manners and respect for the generous donor and adherence to any rules or parameters are a must.

 

£29,881 ($50,000) is the suggested estimated value for the lot. To date there has only been one bid of £2,988 ($5,000). It seems that few are rushing to get their cheque books out. The auction ends on Thursday 28th August at 2pm EDT.

 

Maybe, if Assange does exit, the winning bidder could lunch in the cell where this bail skipper should rightly be.

 

 

Subscribe to our free once daily email newsletter here:[wysija_form id=”1″]

 

5 COMMENTS

  1. Guess who is coming to dinner? What is £30 000, we have already spend £7 Million to keep the mother fucker safe. Perhaps Jemima and Russell Brand will be delighted to dine with him, it will put them back in the spotlight, and they can afford the fee.

    • You DO sound angry and upset, Mr. Paddaman……….! (Are you a CIA/FBI lackey by any chance?!) Incidentally, it is the Embassy of Equador that has been keeping Julian Assange safe. The “£7 million”
      has been, utterly disgracefully and wastefully, spent on surveillance……………..

  2. No Sherlock, I am a poor blogger with bad eyesight. You have the wrong person, not medically fit to spy…. That is Glenmore’s department. I do like to laugh….

  3. Poor inadequate self image causes stress and anxiety, poor Esra Siebra is still hiding in the closet. The doctor slapped his mother during his birth, perhaps it is money well spend?

LEAVE A REPLY

Please enter your comment!
Please enter your name here

Most Popular

A Mini White House in Mississippi

Colonial Revival ‘Mini White House’ on an 8-acre plot in Mississippi for sale for just £299,000 or £56 per square foot; the mini mansion is listed on the National Register of Historic Places.

Monster of the Moment – Dr Walter Palmer

Reprehensible “driller killer” dentist Dr Walter Palmer will forever be remembered for slaying ‘Cecil The Lion’; the sexual harasser of his own employees has now gone and done it again – this time the monster massacred an endangered ram.

Cheaper Than Fiction – A Bargain in The Boltons

Cheapest, smallest house on the best side of one of London’s most sought after streets, The Boltons, comes up for sale; the tardis like building was home to novelist-politician Jeffrey Archer and his scientist wife Mary in the 1970s.

Mackintosh Icebergs

‘Iceberg home’ formed in part from the former Glebe Place, Chelsea, SW3 studios of Charles Rennie Mackintosh and his wife for sale for sum 1,178% higher than in 2012.

Firing Up A 20th Century Limo

‘Stretched’ 1994 Toyota Century for sale for less than the price of a brand new Ford Fiesta; the rammed full of gadgets limousine comes with a food heating compartment and privacy curtains favoured by notoriously shy Japanese people even.

A Life in a Sentence

Matthew Steeples finds amusement in Twitter handles; a life in a sentence can be found on some of the best profiles.

Moving On – July 2020 – Capone, Conran & Kennedy

Moving on homes owned by the newsworthy – including a country house apartment in a castle currently owned by Jasper Conran and the childhood homes of Al Capone and Jackie Kennedy.

Berkoff on Bears & Barbarians

Acclaimed actor, writer and producer Steven Berkoff responds to an article in ‘The Times’ featuring an image of a sub-human barbarian with a polar bear he’d mercilessly slayed.

Bigging-Up a Bargain Mini Mansion

‘Stately’ ‘Cape Cod style’ ‘mini mansion’ in North Carolina with 1.14 acres of land for sale for just £44,000; it is situated in a town that was the birthplace of the biggest ever American, a very fat and very tall man named Mills Darden.

A Security Lobotomy at The Botanist

‘The Steeple Times’ reports on anything but a ‘Super Saturday’ at The Botanist on Sloane Square; we share here imagery and a video of a thieving woman whom must be caught.

What’s Dershowitz Got To Hide?

Matthew Steeples questions why Alan Dershowitz is getting so enthusiastic in his defence of the vile paedo procurer Ghislaine Maxwell.

Runners & Riders – The Coral-Eclipse 2020

‘The Steeple Times’ takes a look at the seven horse Group 1 Coral-Eclipse 2020 at Sandown and opts for a tasty outsider for an each way bet.

Will Ghislaine Maxwell Motor On?

As a poll reveals the public believe Ghislaine Maxwell will ‘suicide herself’ in a similar manner to her former master Jeffrey Epstein, the Cash & Rocket ‘charity’ unbelievably announce they are going ahead with another rally in 2021.

Runners & Riders – The Oaks and The Derby 2020

‘The Steeple Times’ analyses the selections for a somewhat damp double at Epsom on ‘Super Saturday’; we suggest enjoying The Oaks and The Derby 2020 at home.

Hooping A Half Price Mansion

Vast Edwardian mansion with basketball court in the roof in Watseka, Illinois for sale at half price it listed for in 2016; it’s on for just £20 per square foot.

Wally of the Week – Disgraceful Dimwit Darren Grimes

As manipulated millennial Darren Grimes gets himself into yet another racism storm with the help of his beloved bigot Dr David Starkey, one has to ask: “Who is this cretin’s puppet master?”

Weather Now

London
scattered clouds
23.9 ° C
25.6 °
22.2 °
29 %
3.6kmh
50 %
Sun
23 °
Mon
21 °
Tue
20 °
Wed
17 °
Thu
23 °