Saturday, May 15, 2021

Moron of the Moment – James Brokenshire MP

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Wannabe Conservative leader James Brokenshire makes a prat of himself by allowing his wife to bleat on about her four ovens

James Brokenshire MP is the talk of kitchens throughout the land. With revelations that he has not one but two double ovens (some claim he might even have four), this personally ambitious Tory politician has shown himself to be a roasting tin short of a Sunday lunch.

 

In an interview with The Sunday Times, Brokenshire – described as “born and bred in Southend-on-Sea and brought up in the TOWIE heartland of Loughton” – told of his home life in a rather pathetic attempt to make himself seem ‘human.’ In allowing his wife – a wannabe Mary ‘Bloody’ Berry – to speak, however, he committed a media appearance hari-kari after she proceeded to announce: “[We own two double ovens and two dishwashers as we] hate it when, come Christmas, there’s not enough room in the oven.”

 

Brokenshire is indeed a most unfortunately named politician (one awaits the day when there’s the headline: “Welcome to Brokenshire Britain”) , but, at least, when his ambitions deservedly go south, he’ll be left with a new career option: This nitwit could become a brand ambassador for NEFF.

 

Elsewhere…

 

Former Tory MP and one-time mayoral hopefully Steve Norris on Nigel Farage:

 

“Everybody likes him, except the people who know him.”

 

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1 COMMENT

  1. What absolute TWATS.
    Come down from planet, I’m superior. It’s not really a big deal cos you have a big dishwasher, or a large oven. What really matters is, can you cook a nice roast dinner for your man?. As far as I’m concerned, you should keep quiet and make sure your man is comfortable. Women like you should be kept bare foot and pregnant at the kitchen sink, and be grateful you have a dishwasher and oven. It’s a sad day when we gave you the vote.

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