Wannabe Conservative leader James Brokenshire makes a prat of himself by allowing his wife to bleat on about her four ovens
James Brokenshire MP is the talk of kitchens throughout the land. With revelations that he has not one but two double ovens (some claim he might even have four), this personally ambitious Tory politician has shown himself to be a roasting tin short of a Sunday lunch.
In an interview with The Sunday Times, Brokenshire – described as “born and bred in Southend-on-Sea and brought up in the TOWIE heartland of Loughton” – told of his home life in a rather pathetic attempt to make himself seem ‘human.’ In allowing his wife – a wannabe Mary ‘Bloody’ Berry – to speak, however, he committed a media appearance hari-kari after she proceeded to announce: “[We own two double ovens and two dishwashers as we] hate it when, come Christmas, there’s not enough room in the oven.”
Brokenshire is indeed a most unfortunately named politician (one awaits the day when there’s the headline: “Welcome to Brokenshire Britain”) , but, at least, when his ambitions deservedly go south, he’ll be left with a new career option: This nitwit could become a brand ambassador for NEFF.
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