Saturday, January 16, 2021

No. 4 - Fergie’s Monster

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Sarah Ferguson – a woman whose non-sweating ex-husband counted a monster paedo as his friend – deservedly slammed as she announces she’s going to be going online to read ‘The Monster Who Came to Visit’

The ‘Duchess of Dim’ just cannot help herself: Fresh from having said “no comment” when asked if she’d paid back a £15,000 loan from the thankfully now croaked paedophile Jeffrey Epstein (the word “comment” was frankly superfluous), the live-in ex-wife of he-who-doesn’t-sweat will be reading The Monster Who Came to Visit on her YouTube channel Fergie & Friends today at 4pm.

 

Appropriately, in response to ‘Randy Andy’s’ somewhat stupid sidekick’s announcement, a Twitter account named ‘Prince & The Pervert Podcast’ remarked:

 

“Ohhh I know this story!”

 

“It’s set in a London terrace owned by your mate #GhislaineMaxwell and #Epstein was there and a girl child. They went to Tramp nightclub and then went back to the terrace, a monster #PrinceAndre came back with them!”

 

“I guessed right didn’t I!”

 

Thick skinned or just plain thick as pig sh*t, Sarah Ferguson should now just do one thing: Shut up before the monster Maxwell comes back to bite her in the bum.

 

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Fergie’s Monster – Sarah Ferguson does not get irony of reading about monsters – Sarah Ferguson deservedly slammed as she announces she’s going to be going online to read ‘The Monster Who Came to Visit.’
Sarah Ferguson’s decision to tweet about her forthcoming reading of ‘The Monster Who Came to Visit’ on Fergie & Friends was deservedly met with derision.
Sarah Ferguson has a habit of making an utter berk of herself when she puts herself in front of any camera.
44 Kinnerton Street, Belgravia, London SW1X 8ES is the terraced house belonging to Ghislaine Maxwell which the ‘Prince & The Pervert Podcast’ references. It was here on 10th March 2001 that Prince Andrew allegedly had sex with Virginia Giuffre; a claim that the royal continues to deny.
Matthew Steeples
A graduate of the London School of Economics, Matthew Steeples is a writer and marketing consultant. He conceived The Steeple Times as a media arena to fill the void between the Mail Online, The Huffington Post and such organs as the New York Social Diary in 2012.
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5 COMMENTS

  1. Do not send this broad Down Under!!!!!!!!!!!!! We’ve had enough trouble with her other revolting relatives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lock her up with Ghislaine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They belong together!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Two filthy toe sucking slappers!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who no one would want to slap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rotten tomatoes required!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pelt the pest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. She took money from a paedophile and has unlikely paid it back. Does she not realise that the world finds her repugnant? She should shut her effing trap.

  3. Leave her alone. She is trying to do good for children. She means no harm. It is not her fault the Queen and her evil Greek husband left her penniless. She needs support and love and none of this. You must stop picking on her and Rolf Harris also. Rolf Harris is innocent and you must finally admit the truth. Disgusting website.

    • You bloody Looney, I wondered when you were going to come back out of the woodwork, is it day release again today? It’s a wonder we haven’t heard from you supporting Maxwell, you seem to like supporting paedophiles and perverts.

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