According to The Sun this morning, “plastic not fantastic” Kerry Katona (AKA “Warrington’s not so finest export”) “passionately… threatened to WEE on a Good Morning Britain guest and make him ‘swim in faeces’ in a bizarre debate about going to the toilet in the sea” this morning.
Responding to “pop culture expert” Nick Ede in a frankly cringeworthy attempt at a debate, Katona stated:
“I’m going to find ya, I’m going to come kill ya, and I’m going to have a big dump and wee in the sea. And then I’m going to make you go swim in it.”
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“Nick, you can put suntan lotion on me and I can put pee all over you.”
“Don’t get me wrong, I did it as a kid, but as an adult it’s something I frown upon.”
Thrice married mother of five Katona – who has been not only financially bankrupt but also proven herself morally bankrupt also through her associations with the late paedophile Max Clifford – would do well to now do something else: Keep her lavatorial activities to herself.
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Wow such class! Another’Z List’ half wit spouting off on Fakestream Media.
She says what she thinks and I admire her honesty. The media love to slate her and it should stop. She made a good point. Good on you Kerry you made sense. I would pee on Ede too – he’s vile! He’s the one that should be slated. It’s disgusting which is precisely why our family never use swimming pools! Leave Kerry alone!
She has cleverly spotted a gap in the market and will soon be courted over to represent us on Japanese TV or Buck House will hire her to create a diversion.
Wot a gob on her, I just couldn’t listen to all of it.
How on earth do slappers like her get air time like this, who is she sleeping with.
Why do ITV think people are interested in crap like this first thing in the morning?
As for Hugh, he has a place just near me in Aus, and he can do whatever he wants.