Kerry Katona sinks to a new low by banging on about peeing in the sea on ‘Good Morning Britain’
According to The Sun this morning, “plastic not fantastic” Kerry Katona (AKA “Warrington’s not so finest export”) “passionately… threatened to WEE on a Good Morning Britain guest and make him ‘swim in faeces’ in a bizarre debate about going to the toilet in the sea” this morning.
Responding to “pop culture expert” Nick Ede in a frankly cringeworthy attempt at a debate, Katona stated:
“I’m going to find ya, I’m going to come kill ya, and I’m going to have a big dump and wee in the sea. And then I’m going to make you go swim in it.”
“Nick, you can put suntan lotion on me and I can put pee all over you.”
“Don’t get me wrong, I did it as a kid, but as an adult it’s something I frown upon.”
Thrice married mother of five Katona – who has been not only financially bankrupt but also proven herself morally bankrupt also through her associations with the late paedophile Max Clifford – would do well to now do something else: Keep her lavatorial activities to herself.