Assange takes on Harrods
Revelations that the biopic based upon his life, The Fifth Estate, has flopped at the box office and took just $6 million against a $28 million budget no doubt cheered Julian Assange’s spirits, but it seems matters closer to “home” have been troubling his sleeping pattern.
A source in the vicinity of “our man in the embassy” informed The Steeple Times yesterday that Assange has been complaining about the noise of delivery vehicles arriving at Harrods in the early hours of the morning. The Wikileaks founder is said to have “arrogantly demanded” that vans come at a more sociable hour. Thus far, such requests, we’re reliably told, have been ignored.
Plainly there’ll be no hamper exchange between Mr Assange and the owners of Harrods, the Qatar Investment Authority, this Christmas.
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total f**king bulls**t. who writes this junk?
Your language is appalling Martha. Mr Bone is in agreement with most civilised people who believe Mr Assange should hand himself in. The democracy of Britain will not stand for this kind of behaviour. I shall ask him to raise this matter in the House.
I am a supporter of Julian Assange. You are again backing the wrong horse just like you did with Nathalie Pulford vs. John Bercow. Seriously. What’s wrong with you?
Julian Assange is considered most odd by even the previously most ardent of his sycophantic followers, who hang on his every word…not dissimilar to the followers of that other awful bore, Richard Dawkins
Julian Assange is a hero. You are a t***er.
Shut up will you?
Julian Assange will never surrender and people like you will never shut up. #TeamJulian
Julian Assange will be killed if sent to America. You condone his murder? Sick.
we won’t kill him, just rough him up a little and toss him in a deep, dark hole.
You deserve to be targeted by Wikileaks.
You sound un peu deranged
You will be shot if you continue to attack Julian. Be warned.
Thank you for your threat. What a charming sort you are. You are not exactly a great ambassador for your comrade in making such silly threats.
You need to skinned yourself for this comment. Killing animals so you, a tired old has been, can wear their pelts is vile. You should be ashamed of yourself. Your support for murder will be avenged.
Assange is a coward , in his luxury pampered prison, all paid by the UK taxpayers, at huge cost. He should have been extradited long ago, and face justice, he should have weighed that possibility when he targeted the US , what was he thinking? that he could get away with it? well, does he not have the guts to defend himself? if he thinks he is a hero , he should accept martyrdom too.
As for the sleeping disturbances, utter hybris , he has all day to sleep too , he does not work .
Britain is a decent and civilised society. We have a duty of care to meet the needs of murderers, rapists, burglars and common thieves. It is the pensioners and war heroes we neglect. We are proud of our Human Rights record, even if we should spend another £4million on Assange it is still a bargain. Why does the NHS not prescribe him some sleeping tablets, we are paying, so let him have it all. Thanks God for the European Human Rights Charter.
I don’t have any time for cowards who post threats of violence using a pseudonym.
I quite agree Monima.