Monday, November 30, 2020

Definining ‘soon’

Will Julian Assange ever leave the Ecuardorian embassy in London?

 

On 18th August Julian Assange told a news conference that he’d leave the Ecuadorian embassy in London “soon”. It’s now the 4th September and still he remains there.

 

Julian Assange is a man who doesn't grasp the concept of "soon"
Julian Assange is a man who doesn’t grasp the concept of “soon”

“Soon” means “imminently” or “in a short time”. The Wikileaks founder, however, plainly interprets the word very differently.

 

 

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    11 COMMENTS

    1. Mr Steeples,

      Is his prolonged stay an imposition on you? I struggle to see the problem with his self-imposed asylum, unless the Ecuadorians no longer are happy to host him.

      Thoughts?

      Atb,

      Tom.

    2. Matthew…….I think you have got this one wrong

      I smell the dirty tricks department at work

      Assange has been neutered and potentially disgraced

      Seven million – what to keep a SWAT team on stand by?

      The Police just love a supposed deviant!

    3. The sooner we all see the back of this ghastly self-serving, sanctimonious little prat the better. I sincerely hope that the US do get their hands on him and he rots in jail over there; a forgotten little berk drowning in his own vanity.

    4. Hey man have you seen those diplomats wives and daughter?! Now you know why he ain’t ganna leave anytime soon. Oh yeah did i mention the great cuisine that is served up every day? It makes the Ritz look like a third world BB.

    5. Oh i forgot to mention the Orgy-parties they have once a week at the embassy washed down with two hundred year old vintage wines and whiskeys.

      • So it is “Up Pompeii shit” Who is the Frankie Howerd character in the embassy? I am going to see the Assange movie after all. Dirty buggers…… No wonder he charges £30000 for lunch….

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