Monday, January 18, 2021

Wally of the Week – Disgraceful Dimwit Darren Grimes

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As manipulated millennial Darren Grimes gets himself into yet another racism storm with the help of his beloved bigot Dr David Starkey, one has to ask: “Who is this cretin’s puppet master?”

“I wish I’d caught it at the time,” blubbed Darren Grimes after his failure to notice the bigot Dr David Starkey CBE spouting racist bile and shockingly complaining about their being “so many damn blacks” in Britain on his Reasoned UK channel.

 

Fresh from threatening esteemed writer Peter Jukes with legal action in May for utterly no good reason, ‘Dim Grim’ continued: “I am still learning the ropes, I will be much more alert to challenging this kind of thing in the future.” He then attempted to justify his failure with a throwaway: “I am very new to being the interviewer rather than the interviewee” line.

 

Turning to having stupidly lauded Starkey’s shocking remarks in the hours after uploading the sorry excuse for an interview, the awkward agitator and failed trainee hairdresser declared: “I’d appreciated his history programmes growing up, which did a lot for me as a kid in a really crap state school with precious little way of history.” Earlier, of the very same interview, Grimes had also commented: “It’s so good I’m watching it back again… They say never to meet your heroes, well, I virtually met one of mine and it was bloody fantastic… I love him.”

 

Known for banging on about “white privilege” and how he comes from a fatherless home and has a mother who bought a council house (as if such actually is relevant), lily-livered Grimes has previous. On May 25th, after Dominic Cummings was deservedly lambasted over his coronavirus lockdown rule breaking drive to Barnard Castle, the tinpot twerp tweeted: “This is actually breaking my heart. The media are monsters. Utter monsters.”

 

As the Cambridge educated freelance writer Mic Wright concluded of this “miniature Milo Yiannopolous” this morning: “Who is Darren Grimes? Not even he knows,” but more importantly one is left asking: “Who are the far-right manipulators pulling the purse strings that continue to enable this silly little boy?” It’s time we had some answers.

 

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Since Darren Grimes has deleted the parts of his interview with Dr David Starkey that have been deservedly deemed offensive and racist, we share here a YouTube feature by Aaron Bastani with the bits ‘Dazzer’ wants erased from history. In response to criticism, cowardly Grimes tweeted: “The much more detailed and nuanced discussion on current events that I’d had, during a conversation that lasted over an hour, is not well reflected in that one, damning and distressing clip, that has been shared online – I regret missing that part and it has now been removed.”
“I fought them and won” – Manipulated millennial Darren Grimes just cannot help but make a prat of himself. At every turn, he trips himself up with delusional drivel fed to him by his puppet masters.
One Twitter user replaced Starkey with Hitler and showed Darren Grimes nodding along. Frankly, the clip sums up the whole shebang backing this noxious runt up perfectly.
Wally of the Week – Darren Grimes interviews Dr David Starkey – As manipulated millennial Darren Grimes gets himself into yet another racism storm with the help of his beloved Dr David Starkey, one has to ask: “Who is this cretin’s puppet master?”
Prior to interviewing the racist Dr David Starkey, Darren Grimes announced: “I will have to resist the urge to tell him I love him.” Pass the sick bucket.
Wally of the Week – Darren Grimes interviews Dr David Starkey – As manipulated millennial Darren Grimes gets himself into yet another racism storm with the help of his beloved Dr David Starkey, one has to ask: “Who is this cretin’s puppet master?”
Explaining he’d removed the racist “part” that he regretted “missing,” Grimes conveniently suggested his re-editing of history would get him out of the dung heap. Sadly, for him, it had already gone viral.
Wally of the Week – Darren Grimes interviews Dr David Starkey – As manipulated millennial Darren Grimes gets himself into yet another racism storm with the help of his beloved Dr David Starkey, one has to ask: “Who is this cretin’s puppet master?”
Darren Grimes subsequently claimed: “I will be much more alert to challenging this kind of thing in the future.” Instead, it might better if his manipulators replaced him with someone with half a brain if they truly desire ‘Reasoned UK’ to be a success.
Wally of the Week – Darren Grimes interviews Dr David Starkey – As manipulated millennial Darren Grimes gets himself into yet another racism storm with the help of his beloved Dr David Starkey, one has to ask: “Who is this cretin’s puppet master?”
In another tweet, Grimes stated: “I have been told I’m too thick, uneducated and Brexity to be supported.” He’s not far wrong there.
Wally of the Week – Darren Grimes interviews Dr David Starkey – As manipulated millennial Darren Grimes gets himself into yet another racism storm with the help of his beloved Dr David Starkey, one has to ask: “Who is this cretin’s puppet master?”
Grimes has also suggested: “Many on Twitter are desperate to see me bugger off.” He’s wrong there as many actually view him like a car crash – so awful that people just (‘have to’) watch.
Wally of the Week – Darren Grimes interviews Dr David Starkey – As manipulated millennial Darren Grimes gets himself into yet another racism storm with the help of his beloved Dr David Starkey, one has to ask: “Who is this cretin’s puppet master?”
Previously, Grimes put his heart on his sleeve for Dominic Cummings. He could, perhaps, have chosen a better individual to form a vehicle to help him along in his transparent desire to become popular.
Wally of the Week – Darren Grimes interviews Dr David Starkey – As manipulated millennial Darren Grimes gets himself into yet another racism storm with the help of his beloved Dr David Starkey, one has to ask: “Who is this cretin’s puppet master?”
“I am, alas, only human and those seeking nothing short of my destruction can make it all feel like a lonely game” suggested Darren Grimes on 29th June. The poor lamb really does need to seek a safe space (or return to working in the food hall at Marks & Spencer).
Matthew Steeples
A graduate of the London School of Economics, Matthew Steeples is a writer and marketing consultant. He conceived The Steeple Times as a media arena to fill the void between the Mail Online, The Huffington Post and such organs as the New York Social Diary in 2012.
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7 COMMENTS

  1. Like Milo he looks like he has mummy issues. Maybe he needs Katie Hopkins to bed him and knock the Philip Schofield out of him!

  2. Darren speaks for y’all and it is time you accepted it. He was an underdog and because he won you are belittling his mighty achievements. Darren is a lion and you are sheep.

  3. I’ve met Darren Grimes once at the Marquis of Granby pub on the way to the Emmanuel Centre to see Nigel Farage in September last year. He’s very polite and an interesting person to chat to. I have always liked David Starkey as I love his history programmes on BBC 4. Although what he said wasn’t that pleasant we do have a problem with hundreds of migrants from Africa crossing to England and perhaps he was meaning that and it came across badly. I would rather be on this side of the fence along with Douglas Murray (The Madness of Crowds:) than the woke, statue interfering, knee bending Marxist BLM movement. At least one of them is being real.

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