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  • Moron of the Moment – Shaun Bailey

    Moron of the Moment – Shaun Bailey

    Pontificating pillock Shaun Bailey proves himself unfit to be Mayor of London after curiously claiming impoverished homeless people can and should save £5,000 to get a home

    As we pointed out last March, Rory Stewart would have made a great Mayor of London. Sadly, since he’s no longer in the running, the “inept banger-on about being the son of a bus driver” Labour incumbent Sadiq Khan is getting the bloody easiest ticket-to-ride.

     

    Aside from an especially creepy looking American YouTuber and fan of David Icke named Brian Rose as an independent, all the opposition have managed to put up is a pontificating pillock named Shaun Bailey. This self-declared “different dude” is standing for the Conservative Party in spite of bizarrely previously branding himself “gobby and dangerous.”

     

    Having declared a pointlessly ear-piercing policy of giving free burglar alarms to 300,000 Londoners aged 65 plus and shown himself as a “foolish man with pockets plainly as large as China” in 2020, bombastic Bailey has returned to the fray this week. This Tory twit has now ludicrously stated that he believes 62,670 “homeless people in the capital would be able to save up for a £5,000 deposit to buy a share in a newly-built affordable home.”

     

    Reported on this morning in the Guardian and Mirror, Bailey’s off-the-wall remarks to Inside Housing included:

     

    “I don’t think the £5,000 [deposit to secure a mortgage] will [be a problem for those currently in temporary accommodation]. The mortgage application thing might be a bit tougher … They could save for it, yeah.”

     

    Going further, the Guardian reported that this “man of gimmicks” and “malicious” moron continued with his gibberish:

     

    Pressed by the interviewer on whether he was suggesting a homeless family in bed and breakfast accommodation could afford a deposit, Bailey replied: “Not all of them, but some people could. A full proportion of people could.”

     

    He added: “I know about that situation, I sofa surfed for years. You’re right, I definitely couldn’t have come up with £5,000, but those people I’m not expecting to or asking to. We’ll provide social housing for them.”

     

    Reaction to this nitwit numbskull was unsurprisingly that of “widespread bewilderment” and of him, Lambeth Labour councillor Ed Davie tweeted:

     

    “Famously, people living in poverty usually have at least £5,000 lying around – it’s amazing that it hasn’t occurred to them to simply buy a London property, which are well known for being really cheap. Thank God senior Tories are here to give out this good advice.”

     

    Whilst Sadiq Khan’s policies – such as the extension of Boris Johnson’s bonkers bike lanes – have been equivalent to driving a bus into a brick wall, Shaun Bailey has yet again proven something else: Here, indeed, is a berk who shouldn’t be allowed to be in charge of a bus ticket, let alone Britain’s capital. It’s time, instead, that Bailey was just put back in his box.

     

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    Moron of the Moment – Shaun Bailey – Out-of-touch Tory wazzock – Pontificating pillock Shaun Bailey proves himself unfit to be Mayor of London after curiously claiming impoverished homeless people can and should save £5,000 to get a home.
    Birds of a Feather – Shaun Bailey with Boris Johnson. The fact that the pair “get on well” is proof enough that the loopy wannabe Mayor of London is unfit for office.
    Moron of the Moment – Shaun Bailey – Out-of-touch Tory wazzock – Pontificating pillock Shaun Bailey proves himself unfit to be Mayor of London after curiously claiming impoverished homeless people can and should save £5,000 to get a home.
    Birds of a Feather – Shaun Bailey with now former Prime Minister David Cameron. The smug look on this duo’s faces sums up the “f**k the rest of you” attitude of these opportunists; here is a pair whose involvement in politics has caused nothing but disaster for everyone whilst their own pockets get deeper.
    Brian Rose’s decision to stand as a candidate to become Mayor of London was understandably greeted with mockery by ‘Coffeezilla’ and described as “some form of joke” by ‘From The Hornets Nest.’
  • Moron of the Moment – Alexa Chung

    Moron of the Moment – Alexa Chung

    Self-declared “human” Alexa Chung’s fashion business unsurprisingly flops; the “stuck-up socialite’s” company is supposedly very deservedly “in tatters”

    Utterly boring, former presenter of the appropriately named show Big Mouth, Alexa Chung has hit the headlines yet again – and unsurprisingly given her audacity, annoyingness and arrogance, it’s very deservedly for the wrong reasons.

     

    Featured in The Sun this morning, the paper’s ‘Bizarre Column’ reporter Simon Boyle reported Chung’s company, Alpha Charlie Limited, “lost almost £2.3 million and is predicting a tough 2021.”

     

    Going further, Doyle revealed: “Shareholders had to pump in £1.7 million, then put in more money in June this year.” He then concluded:

     

    “If Alexa really had any kind of nous, she’d have cut the ridiculous costs of her lines. But alas, the stuck-up socialite believed she knew better. Yet it seems even her posh pals have snubbed her not-so-trendy designs… Don’t go into business with a pretentious model, there’s a lesson for you.”

     

    Previously this dopey drip of a designer has made headlines for claiming David and Victoria Beckham “begged” to talk to her at a party and even merged her Christian and surnames into one word, ‘ALEXACHUNG,’ to accompany her transition “from muse to founder and creative director.”

     

    Now, given nobody wants to buy your tepid tat, Miss Chung, please finally copy your Amazon namesake and “Alexa off.”

     

    Descriptions of Alexa Chung:

     

    By herself:

    • “Starlet.”
    • “Human.”
    • “Fashion brand.”
    • “Queen of Instagram.”
    • “It’s no surprise to me that I’m in this position now.”
    • “I’m driven by a desire to communicate.”
    • “I have an emotional connection with other people.”
    • “Airports are such emotionally charged places. I travel a lot, and I people-watch. And I love that British thing of wearing your holiday outfit home but with a sensible jacket because if you are British you are never not thinking about the weather.”
    • “I’m always under scrutiny – and I always feel it.”
    • “[Modelling] warped my reality.”

     

    By Lily Waddell of the Mail on Sunday:

    • “Fashion royalty.”
    • “The belle of the ball.”
    • “The biggest designer name of the moment.”
    • “A style maven.”
    • “A starlet.”
    • “A fashion genius.”

     

    By Niomi Harris of the MailOnline:

    • “Usually cuts a stylish figure at showbiz bashes.”
    • “Stunning.”
    • “Allows her dress to do the talking.”

     

    By Kayleigh Giles of the MailOnline:

    • “Sits front row at almost every major Fashion Week show.”
    • “Stylish.”
    • “Star.”

     

    By Anna Wintour:

    • “A phenomenon.”

     

    By The Sun’s Simon Boyle:

    • “Miserable, snooty model.”
    • “Galling.”
    • “Ridiculous.”
    • “Does naff all.”
    • “Stuck-up socialite.”
    • “Believes she knows better.”
    • “If Alexa really had any kind of nous, she’d have cut the ridiculous costs of her line.”
    • “Don’t go into business with a pretentious model [like Alexa Chung], there’s a lesson for you.”

     

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    In October, Alexa Chung decided to pretend she was Queen Elizabeth II. The boring 16:53-minute YouTube feature was not in the slightest amusing, but, of course, this ridiculous woman accompanied her shit-show with a vain message: “And yes, I’m 36” and an announcement that she was launching her own Spotify channel.

  • Moron of the Moment – Richard Madeley

    Moron of the Moment – Richard Madeley

    Alleged shoplifter and husband of pisshead Richard Madeley has proven himself delusional in declaring himself an expert on coronavirus

    Whilst the government’s handling of the coronavirus pandemic can most definitely be summed up as incompetent, that the ‘Dorian Gray of daytime telly’ Richard Madeley has now made himself out to be an expert on the matter this morning in the Express is beyond laughable.

     

    Previously known for having disgracefully insulted someone with autism and branded “sexist” by his potbellied pisshead wife Judy Finnigan in February, Madeley boldly declared “we are being duped” over the death rate and argued that “lockdown will come to be seen as one of the most catastrophic misjudgments a British government has ever made.”

     

    Going further in Nostradamus-like fashion, this king of the ‘memory lapse’ when it came to helping himself to champagne in supermarkets concluded: “[They are trying to] put the fear of God into the public. A great reckoning is coming.”

     

    In response, one Twitter user, Andrew Keates, rightly remarked: “I need to read Richard Madeley’s perspective on Covid-19 as much as needing to know Ann Widdecombe’s top 10 tips on how to be sexy.” He most definitely has a point.

     

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    Moron of the Moment – Richard Madeley – Shoplifter and husband of pisshead Richard Madeley has proven himself delusional in declaring himself an expert on coronavirus.
    Twitter users reacted to Madeley’s idiotic remarks with astonishment.
    Moron of the Moment – Richard Madeley – Shoplifter and husband of pisshead Richard Madeley has proven himself delusional in declaring himself an expert on coronavirus.
    Many referenced him as a “thief” and a “clown.”
    Whilst Richard Madeley has regularly been mocked over his alleged shoplifting, he is known for many other gaffs.  
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcx3FUarNiI
    Richard Madeley’s wife Judy Finnigan is best known for being drunk and her ‘bra incident’ at the Brit Awards in 2000.
    Guests on Madeley’s shows have variously called in and made either utter prats of themselves or prats of Richard and Judy also.

  • Moron of the Moment – Natalie Elphicke MP

    Moron of the Moment – Natalie Elphicke MP

    After using Twitter to dump her sex offender husband Natalie Elphicke MP has returned to the medium to abuse immigrants

    Natalie Elphicke OBE MP only got rid of her “naughty Tory” sex offender husband after he was convicted. Until then she’d stood by this deranged deviant and thinking she was being clever, she dumped the disgraced ex-MP Charlie Elphicke via Twitter.

     

    Whilst Mrs Elphicke cannot be blamed for her husband’s actions, she has admitted that she knew what he’d been upto and held hands with him as they left Southwark Crown Court during the trial. Here was an opportunistic woman who only ran for the hills when she knew the writing was on the wall and her, ridiculously, is a woman whom even managed to seize her now ex’s parliamentary seat also.

     

    A shoeless Natalie Elphicke posed on a beach with what appeared to be a brand new boat on 16th August. No actual immigrants appeared in her video.

    Now, Mrs Elphicke thinks she can put the past behind her and yesterday she returned to her favoured medium on Twitter to share a video of herself standing shoeless by a boat ranting about immigrants.

     

    “It is unacceptable,” Elphicke raged, before adding: “Seven fit men and one woman. They came in this high-end dinghy and they’ve run away into the village.”

     

    In response, Twitter users quite rightly condemned the Tory MP. One, @TerryRTull remarked: “You would hope with the exams crisis, #COVID19 and #BrexitReality coming you’d have more urgent things to occupy yourself.  Concentrate on the traffickers.”

     

    Another, @fullerk006, added: “Can’t see any immigrants just a boat you put there for some sensationalism” whilst with irony one @FieryGingerCake remarked: “Can’t even control the husband.”

     

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    Moron of the Moment – Natalie Elphicke MP rants on Twitter – After using Twitter to dump her sex offender husband Natalie Elphicke MP has returned to the medium to abuse immigrants.
    Twitter users condemned Natalie Elphicke’s “sensationalism” and told her to “concentrate on the traffickers.” One even remarked: “Can’t even control the husband.”
    Moron of the Moment – Natalie Elphicke MP rants on Twitter – After using Twitter to dump her sex offender husband Natalie Elphicke MP has returned to the medium to abuse immigrants.
    One amusingly remarked: “Seven fit men, is she after a date?”
    Moron of the Moment – Natalie Elphicke MP rants on Twitter – After using Twitter to dump her sex offender husband Natalie Elphicke MP has returned to the medium to abuse immigrants.
    Another commented: “How about standing in Knightsbridge pointing at the empty houses bought by the dodgy Russian money too! Keep playing to your base, Natalie!”
    Moron of the Moment – Natalie Elphicke MP rants on Twitter – After using Twitter to dump her sex offender husband Natalie Elphicke MP has returned to the medium to abuse immigrants.
    “Please stop showboating” others suggested, whilst others quite rightly told Mrs Elphicke to focus on coronavirus, Brexit and the exam results fiasco.
  • Wally of the Week – Dame Vivienne Westwood

    Wally of the Week – Dame Vivienne Westwood

    Fruitcake Dame Vivienne Westwood behaves as normal during a BBC News interview and declares the media “morons”

    Dame Vivienne Westwood is certainly predictable. Appearing on BBC News this morning to discuss why she’d chained herself up in a metal structure outside the Old Bailey, this crazy crackpot told Victoria Derbyshire that the media were “morons.” She then banged on about how Julian Assange was “locked in a concrete cage.”

     

    “I am Julian Assange” added this bizarre woman and when asked about why Wikileaks had endangered lives by publishing sensitive documents, she launched into a further rant.

     

    Dame Vivienne Westwood – whom was turfed out of the Green Party over her decision to base her companies in the tax haven that is Luxembourg – should now do something else: Learn the art of silence.

     

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  • Monster of the Moment – Priscilla Magana

    Monster of the Moment – Priscilla Magana

    Bear butchering barbarian bitch and slutty sportswear seller Priscilla Magana should be banned from social media; this Trump supporting monster instead belongs in the nuthouse

    If you thought Larysa Switlyk was barbaric and bloodthirsty, meet Donald Trump supporting trashbag knicker retailer Priscilla Magana.

    Whilst the former has a brain that plainly got bashed with the very same sex toy she rammed up the arse of a sheep, the latter not only also goes around shooting bears; Magana somehow also finds time to help run a supposedly “successful” sports underwear manufacturer, WSI Sportswear, with her husband Joel Wiens.

    Monster of the Moment – Priscilla Magana – Bear butchering barbarian bitch and slutty sportswear seller Priscilla Magana should be banned from social media; this Trump supporting monster and bestie of Larysa Switlyk instead belongs in the nuthouse.
    Priscilla Likes to Pose – “There’s just something about winter in a cozy fur coat!” she announced on Instagram in February; with her husband Joel Wiens on their wedding day and with a turkey she’d shot.
    Monster of the Moment – Priscilla Magana – Bear butchering barbarian bitch and slutty sportswear seller Priscilla Magana should be banned from social media; this Trump supporting monster and bestie of Larysa Switlyk instead belongs in the nuthouse.
    Bear Butchering Barbarian Bitch – Priscilla Magana poses with an ‘Idaho Spring Black Bear’ and expresses her “gratitude” after she “harvested” it. “Memories that will last a lifetime,” this evil woman remarked in June 2020.

    In business for 30 years according to CBSN Minnesota, whilst “cozy fur coat” wearing Magana’s firm “makes clothes for big league and college sports teams,” she also finds time to massacre alligators, billy goats and turkeys even.

     

    Sadly, ‘Maniac Magana’ also finds time for “rolling around in the mud” in New Zealand with Switlyk for snaps with “feral goats.” In one shot posted to Instagram, this madwoman even goes as far as to term one she’d slayed: “What a Boss!” She then bragged about “stalking” the slowest-and-stupidest-creatures-on-the-planet, sheep, also.

     

    A “sickened citizen,” whom submitted information about this lunatic to The Steeple Times by email, remarked:

     

    This is absolutely disgusting, this woman is going around bragging about killing a bear. And then she talks about how she has a deeper connection to life by taking a life!

     

    Totally unbelievable… And her whole Instagram account is full of these sick pictures.

     

    She is the owner of WSI Sports clothing brand, and she advertises the latest fashions alongside these poor defenseless murdered animals! If it’s not enough to take their life, she makes them help advertise her clothing in their death! And she recruits other women to wear her clothing too in front of the animal corpses… Please make this more public so she will be stopped!

     

    She is barbaric!

     

    Here, indeed, in Magana is a butchering bitch of epic proportions and here in WSI Sportswear is a business those colleges and sports teams should respectfully start boycotting. Today, we deservedly name and shame Priscilla Magana as our Monster of the Moment.

     

    #BoycottWSISportswear #BanPriscillaMagana #NameAndShame

     

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    Monster of the Moment – The legwear marketed by Priscilla Magana is as trashy as her sorry, evil self.
    Monster of the Moment – Priscilla Magana – Bear butchering barbarian bitch and slutty sportswear seller Priscilla Magana should be banned from social media; this Trump supporting monster and bestie of Larysa Switlyk instead belongs in the nuthouse.
    Priscilla for POTUS – On 15th June this year, Magana declared: “Happy Birthday POTUS” alongside hashtags including #freedomisntfree.
    Monster of the Moment – Priscilla Magana – Bear butchering barbarian bitch and slutty sportswear seller Priscilla Magana should be banned from social media; this Trump supporting monster and bestie of Larysa Switlyk instead belongs in the nuthouse.
    As You Don’t – In May 2019, Magana reminisced about a “DIY hunt” of a billy goat “in their back yard.” It was “worth every drop of sweat and effort,” she stated before adding: “I’m extremely grateful for these chicas, they are the real deal.”
    Monster of the Moment – Priscilla Magana – Bear butchering barbarian bitch and slutty sportswear seller Priscilla Magana should be banned from social media; this Trump supporting monster and bestie of Larysa Switlyk instead belongs in the nuthouse.
    Agitating Alligators – Priscilla Magana posed with “two big dinosaurs” she’d killed in October 2018. “Man o man we Gator done,” she enthused.
    Monster of the Moment – Priscilla Magana – Bear butchering barbarian bitch and slutty sportswear seller Priscilla Magana should be banned from social media; this Trump supporting monster and bestie of Larysa Switlyk instead belongs in the nuthouse.
    “What a Boss!” (NOT) – Larysa Switlyk supposedly spent time “rolling around in the mud” to capture this shot in July 2018. What a horrendous thought.
    Monster of the Moment – Priscilla Magana – Bear butchering barbarian bitch and slutty sportswear seller Priscilla Magana should be banned from social media; this Trump supporting monster and bestie of Larysa Switlyk instead belongs in the nuthouse.
    “Unique to New Zealand” (and killed by Priscilla Magana) – “Some call it the rasatafari ‘Bob Marley sheep’ and I can see why!” enthused this moronic massacring moron in July 2018. “The anticipation, the nerves… The feelings… Bursting out,” she disgustingly gushed.
    Monster of the Moment – Priscilla Magana – Bear butchering barbarian bitch and slutty sportswear seller Priscilla Magana should be banned from social media; this Trump supporting monster and bestie of Larysa Switlyk instead belongs in the nuthouse.
    “The best birthday party I’ve ever been invited to” – Priscilla Magana ‘celebrates’ an “incredible moment together” with Larysa Switlyk in June 2018.
  • Moron of the Moment – Julia Hartley-Brewer

    Moron of the Moment – Julia Hartley-Brewer

    In her crass comments about a right-wing thug who relieved himself by the memorial to Keith Palmer, the constable murdered in the 2017 Westminster attack, Julia Hartley-Brewer simply made a prat of her stupid self

    In spite of declaring herself “irreligious,” Julia Hartley-Brewer likes to hector others. She’s rarely without an opinion the size of a two-tonne truck and yesterday this Birmingham born, Oxford educated megaphone “sparked [a] backlash” after pointing out that a 28-year old man, Andrew Banks of Stansted, “urinated BESIDE the plaque [dedicated to the memory of PC Keith Palmer]. He did not urinate ON it.” She arrogantly then concluded: “This is basic stuff.”

     

    After rightly being called out as an ignoramus, ‘Julia Heartless-Brouhaha’ or ‘Julia Hideous-Sewer’ (as she is occasionally nicknamed) tried to justify her careless chatter. She added: “FFS, people, stop pretending to be stupid. I’m not DEFENDING this asshole for urinating beside the memorial. I’m telling the Met Police that they need to be accurate. Pissing BESIDE the plaque is awful. Pissing ON it would be even worse. Now get over your fake pearl clutching.”

     

    This, however, was unsurprisingly not accepted and whilst some correctly pointed out the urine would have likely “splashed” sideways, others got to the crux of the matter. One Twitter user, ‘Angry (EU) Mum,’ countered: “Why do you as a woman think it is ok for a bloke to expose himself by getting his dick out and urinating in a public place?”

     

    Media commentator and former police commander Chris Greany, though, gave the best suggestion. He concluded: “Julia, take the day off today.” He was right and Hartley-Brewer would do well to henceforth learn a new craft: That of the art of silence.

     

    Meanwhile, Banks, who is set to appear at Westminster Magistrates’ Court today, was subsequently quite rightly charged with outraging public decency; may this right-wing scumbag have the book chucked at him.

     

    [Update: 12.05pm GMT, 15th June: Andrew Banks was jailed for 14 days after pleading guilty to outraging public decency. Ironically, prosecutor Michael Mallon told the court: “The Tottenham fan was in central London to ‘protect statues,’ but admitted he did not know which ones,” reported ‘Metro.’]

     

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    Moron of the Moment – Julia Hartley-Brewer – In her crass comments about a right-wing thug who relieved himself by the memorial to PC Keith Palmer, the constable murdered in the 2017 Westminster attack, Julia Hartley-Brewer simply made a prat of her stupid self.
    The photograph of Andrew Banks of Stansted relieving himself on Saturday that sparked the outrage of the public.
    Moron of the Moment – Julia Hartley-Brewer – In her crass comments about a right-wing thug who relieved himself by the memorial to PC Keith Palmer, the constable murdered in the 2017 Westminster attack, Julia Hartley-Brewer simply made a prat of her stupid self.
    Julia Hartley-Brewer responded to the image with this crass tweet.
  • Moron of the Moment – Dan Wootton

    Moron of the Moment – Dan Wootton

    Dominic Cummings mouthpiece Dan Wootton yet again shows himself to be a bit of a berk in attacking both ‘Tatler’ and Sir Keir Starmer in one hit in his column in ‘The Sun’

    Dan Wootton has previously been branded a “deeply unpleasant” sort and today he yet again showed his true credentials in attacking two completely unrelated entities, Tatler and Sir Keir Starmer, in his diabolically dire column in The Sun.

     

    Executive editor of the banned-in-Liverpool ‘paper’ Wootton – a New Zealander known for his “less than stellar career” according to Zelo Street – pathetically branded “dripping-with-bile” Tatler a “repulsive… bible for the elite… that makes my skin crawl” simply because it had dared to criticise the Duchess of Cambridge. He raged: “Tatler should be shunned because of the vile way it perpetuates a class system that does so much damage to society. Not Quite Our Magazine, Darling.”

     

    Moron of the Moment – Dan Wootton – ‘The Sun’s’ Dan Wootton yet again shows himself to be a bit of a berk in attacking both ‘Tatler’ and Sir Keir Starmer in one hit.
    Dan Wootton slammed the “lack of class from snobs at Tatler” on Friday in his “big exclusives, bold opinion” column.

    Turning to Sir Keir Starmer, whom thus far has shown himself as quite the stellar opposite of Jeremy Corbyn, self-declared “working-class lad” Wootton’s analysis was clear: “The same old politics from the same old Labour… Up to its old tricks.”

     

    Thanks Dan; perhaps return to upsetting “Warrington’s finest export” Kerry Katona, you were more effective at that. Next!

     

    Dan Wootton’s not-so ‘finest’ moments:

     

    On Dominic Cummings (who’d probably have preferred even Katie Hopkins as a defender): “Make no mistake, the establishment is out to get Dominic Cummings… I despair.”

     

    On footballer David Beckham and his singer turned fashion designer wife Victoria (whose fans responded with fury): “Weird and creepy.”

     

    On singer George Shelley (whose fans got equally upset): “[He’s] done a Tom Daley and come out as bisexual.”

     

    On singer Susan Boyle (whose management hit back with denial): “Volatile… Forced to shop Tesco and travel by bus.”

     

    On political activist and Novara Media editor Ash Sarkar (before he “shut her down” during a “fiery conversation”): “Grasping.”

     

    On Celebrity Masterchef winner Emma Kennedy (who reported him to Ofcom and threated to sue him with the help of Carter Ruck): “Deranged Boris hater.”

     

    On actor Johnny Depp (who sued him for defamation, outcome awaited post-coronavirus): “Wife beater.”

     

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  • Moron of the Moment – Darren Grimes

    Moron of the Moment – Darren Grimes

    In threatening respected writer Peter Jukes with legal action, Darren Grimes yet again shows himself as nothing but a petulant pillock

    Darren Grimes loves the sound of his own voice. An annoying attention seeker, this County Durham born brat took to Twitter on Monday to have yet another pop at Peter Jukes, the writer of amongst other things episodes of The Inspector Lynley Mysteries and Waking the Dead.

     

    Jukes, whom also live-tweeted the phone hacking trial from start to finish in 2013 and 2014, incurred the wrath of Grimes after simply pointing out the links between the BeLeave and Vote Leave during the 2016 referendum campaign.

     

    In response, Grimes childishly threatened: “After a court case and a Metropolitan Police investigation, you’ll be hearing from my solicitor.” Instead, isn’t it simply time that ‘Little Dazzer’s’ mum (whose heritage and ownership of an ex-council house he brings up at just about every possible opportunity) just put the tyke back in his cot?

     

    Pictured top: Darren Grimes behind Michael Gove during the 2016 referendum campaign.

     

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    Moron of the Moment – Darren Grimes – In threatening respected writer Peter Jukes with legal action, Darren Grimes yet again shows himself as nothing but a petulant pillock.
    Darren Grimes’ childish tweet simply shows the little chap to be nothing but an attention seeking bore.
    Moron of the Moment – Darren Grimes – In threatening respected writer Peter Jukes with legal action, Darren Grimes yet again shows himself as nothing but a petulant pillock.
    Darren Grimes reportedly has been deleting tweets. This one contradicts his current agenda of being a mouthpiece for Dominic Cummings.
  • Moron of the Moment – Larysa Switlyk

    Moron of the Moment – Larysa Switlyk

    “Bitch of the first order” Larysa Switlyk takes to Instagram during the coronavirus lockdown to brag about her latest massacres; this moronic monster previously paid to shoot sheep in England

    Blood thirsty bimbo and all-round abhorrent American Larysa Switlyk charmlessly announced: “I feel classy and preppy in [European] clothing” on Instagram at the height of the coronavirus lockdown whilst posing in a forest with a rifle. “Who does this stupid slapper think she is? Rambo?” was one quite spot on observation, yet beneath it all one has to remember this is a foolish freak who goes after endangered species and then brags about wiping them out.

     

    Aside also from dimwittedly being asked by one of her followers, a [plainly not very switched on] “success coach… guess that’s it for now” named Dante Cornella: “Are the firearms restrictions a challenge there?” another suggestively stated: “OK Larysa, then come to Kosovo for the hunt? Kosovo is in Europa [sic], I’m waiting for it eagerly, because there are hunters’ wives here!” There’s something sexual about Switlyk – a bestie of Donald Trump’s elephant slaying sons – massacring goats to these sub-humans, but remember this: Here we have the very same piece of excrement who thought it amusing to shove a sex toy up the arse of a dead sheep she’d paid to stick a round of bullets into in a field in Norfolk, England.

     

    Yesterday, posing with a fellow slayer of anything that crosses its priggish path, Switlyk shared an image of herself and a chum with a dead hog and a dog with blood all around its lips. As ever, beaming like the cat that got the cream and then came back for seconds, this moronic weasel-like wench proudly captioned it with such hashtags as #iamsportsman, #shehunts and #groceryshopping2020 and attracted likes from over 1,500 other mind fucked morons.

     

    “Creating new hunters, one hog at a time” continued Switlyk as her ‘fans’ quivered “I’m jelly!” and “supperr [sic] beautiful hunter.” Here, in their quagmire of cretinism, these people delight in meaningless massacre. For them, it’s not about shooting to provide sustenance, instead it’s about shooting for selfies and shooting for ‘stardom’ (as if anyone sane would want to become famous for such abhorrent activities). These pillocks deserve to be called out for what they truly are and Larysa Switlyk deserves to be put in the stocks and pelted with rotten tomatoes. Meet our Moron of the Moment – Most definitely one of the most vile specimens currently polluting our planet.

     

    Pictured top: Gloating garbage Larysa Switlyk on an estate in Norfolk after she paid to shoot a sheep and shove a sex toy up its bum; Larysa Switlyk during the coronavirus lockdown trying to look like a Von Trapp with a rifle.

     

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    Moron of the Moment – Sheep shooter Larysa Switlyk – “Bitch of the first order” Larysa Switlyk takes to Instagram during the coronavirus lockdown to brag about her latest massacres; this moronic monster previously paid to shoot sheep in England.
    Bloody brainless – Switlyk posing after “creating new hunters, one hog at a time” with a brain-dead bint with a spear. She did not mention whether she shoved the spear pictured up anything’s ass.
    Moron of the Moment – Sheep shooter Larysa Switlyk – “Bitch of the first order” Larysa Switlyk takes to Instagram during the coronavirus lockdown to brag about her latest massacres; this moronic monster previously paid to shoot sheep in England.
    As you don’t – Larysa Switlyk boasted in April about killing 12 goats. She got a photo opportunity as a result with nine other monsters.
    Moron of the Moment – Sheep shooter Larysa Switlyk – “Bitch of the first order” Larysa Switlyk takes to Instagram during the coronavirus lockdown to brag about her latest massacres; this moronic monster previously paid to shoot sheep in England.
    Mental case par excellence – Sick-in-the-head Larysa Switlyk has previously slain peacocks and bears.