Friday, January 15, 2021

Tubby Toff and Prattish Posh-Boy Unite

That a ‘Made in Chelsea’ twerp named ‘Toff’ has been spotted with a convicted criminal and ex-aide to Nigel Farage is nothing but telling

Two trashy Chelsea creeps have finally (allegedly) united. A Made in Chelsea bimbo with the ludicrous name of Georgia Toffolo (‘Toff’ to her, if she actually has any, chums) has been spotted with Nigel Farage’s former aide and convicted criminal, ‘Posh George’, George Cottrell, according to the Mail Online.

 

Tubby Toff & Prattish Posh-Boy Unite: Georgia Toffolo & George Cottrell – That a ‘Made in Chelsea’ prat named ‘Toff’ has been spotted with a convicted criminal and ex-aide to Nigel Farage is nothing but telling.
Georgia Toffolo looking utterly trashed at the “hangout for devious, dodgy men and desperate, divorced women” that is Brinkley’s in Hollywood Road, Chelsea, SW10 in March; she was previously bizarrely dubbed “Boris Johnson in a bikini”
Tubby Toff & Prattish Posh-Boy Unite: Georgia Toffolo & George Cottrell – That a ‘Made in Chelsea’ prat named ‘Toff’ has been spotted with a convicted criminal and ex-aide to Nigel Farage is nothing but telling.
A 2016 Federal Bureau of Prisons photograph of George Cottrell; he was previously expelled from Malvern College for illegal gambling

‘Chubby chump’ Cottrell, someone who offered to launder money for drugs lords via the dark web and got himself chucked in the clink in America, and tubby and frankly tedious Toffolo – a silly, Conservative supporting posh bint with a resemblance to something you’d find at the back of a school bike shed on a rainy Thursday afternoon – were “spotted together out shopping on Thursday” and supposedly have been dating for “just over a month.”

Good luck to this ghastly duo. They are a pair of pillocks and actually rather suit one another: May they head off together to somewhere suitable and holiday forever in oblivion; the world would be better without them in our headlines.

Pictured top: “Television nobody” Georgia Toffolo and “convicted criminal” George Cottrell. What a lovely pair.

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10 COMMENTS

  1. How old is this broad????????????????????????? She looks like she lives at the bottom of a vodka bottle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pig ugly and as for him —— what a fatty arbuckle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do NOT send either Down Under!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You can keep the pair of them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. They both seem to be in need of a good bit of old fashioned discipline. Give the pair of them the cane and that might knock them into shape. Shame on both sets of parents for producing such specimens.

  3. And so it starts the thin edge of the wedge to discredit the new party standing up for the average British person. Bad reporting from the DM. George and Georgia, How sweet. Farage had no knowledge of posh boy Georges’ antics anyhow. He cannot be blamed. You could do far worse Georgia! Good luck to both Brexiteers!

    • He is a crimininal and was convicted of a serious offence. You excuse that? You must be off your rocker.

      As for her, she’s just a silly, chubby girl.

  4. No. You are quite right. I don’t excuse criminality but there are many criminals in London. What’s another one? I think together they are very cute.

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