Two trashy Chelsea creeps have finally (allegedly) united. A Made in Chelsea bimbo with the ludicrous name of Georgia Toffolo (‘Toff’ to her, if she actually has any, chums) has been spotted with Nigel Farage’s former aide and convicted criminal, ‘Posh George’, George Cottrell, according to the Mail Online.
‘Chubby chump’ Cottrell, someone who offered to launder money for drugs lords via the dark web and got himself chucked in the clink in America, and tubby and frankly tedious Toffolo – a silly, Conservative supporting posh bint with a resemblance to something you’d find at the back of a school bike shed on a rainy Thursday afternoon – were “spotted together out shopping on Thursday” and supposedly have been dating for “just over a month.”
Good luck to this ghastly duo. They are a pair of pillocks and actually rather suit one another: May they head off together to somewhere suitable and holiday forever in oblivion; the world would be better without them in our headlines.
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Pictured top: “Television nobody” Georgia Toffolo and “convicted criminal” George Cottrell. What a lovely pair.
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How old is this broad????????????????????????? She looks like she lives at the bottom of a vodka bottle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pig ugly and as for him —— what a fatty arbuckle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do NOT send either Down Under!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You can keep the pair of them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I assume they won’t be allowed on holiday to America given his conviction. Diddums.
He gives people named George a bad name… She gives Smirnoff a worse one.
They both seem to be in need of a good bit of old fashioned discipline. Give the pair of them the cane and that might knock them into shape. Shame on both sets of parents for producing such specimens.
It says a lot about Nigel Farage that he employed this twerp.
She looks like a Toffee Nosed Prat and he looks like a spotty teenager.
And so it starts the thin edge of the wedge to discredit the new party standing up for the average British person. Bad reporting from the DM. George and Georgia, How sweet. Farage had no knowledge of posh boy Georges’ antics anyhow. He cannot be blamed. You could do far worse Georgia! Good luck to both Brexiteers!
He is a crimininal and was convicted of a serious offence. You excuse that? You must be off your rocker.
As for her, she’s just a silly, chubby girl.
No. You are quite right. I don’t excuse criminality but there are many criminals in London. What’s another one? I think together they are very cute.
I see they’re in The Times today – the criminal has been given a job by the Brexit Party. Says it all.