Saturday, January 16, 2021

Seeing Jesus

Nigel Farage’s week has been dominated by Jesus

 

Christmas is nearly upon us and though sadly most forget the true meaning of this celebration, Nigel Farage has been reminded of just that twice in recent days.

 

After leaving the LBC radio station in Central London on Friday morning, Mr Farage was pursued by an American professional Jesus impersonator named Kevin Lee Light (AKA “Jesus of Hollywood”). Whilst most would have taken this encounter for what it was, the politician failed to see the funny side and stormed off.

 

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Nigel Farage got compared to and met Jesus this week

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Jesus of Hollywood gives Nigel Farage the thumbs down

 

Designed as a festive stunt by Light’s PR representatives, the UKIP leader’s reaction was almost certainly linked to the fact that just days earlier one of the party’s candidates, Winston McKenzie, had compared Farage to Jesus.

 

McKenzie, the party’s Commonwealth spokesman and UKIP PPC for Lambeth and North Croydon, commented:

 

“Jesus was one man, we’re his army. Farage is one man, and we’re his army and that’s what it’s all about. Everywhere he goes, it doesn’t matter what he says or does – he gets away with it”.

 

Given the many recent gaffes by Farage and his ‘army’ in recent weeks, UKIP certainly could do with divine intervention. Instead, all he got from Jesus of Hollywood was one very big thumbs down.

 

 

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    12 COMMENTS

      • What an utterly stupid remark. You sound like the dumbest fool ever. Farage is on ceremony 24/7 as a public figure. If he can’t take the heat, he should get out of the kitchen.

          • What a load of old tosh. Jesus Christ is in the spirit world, he is not of physical nature or matter, rather tangible. The Hollywood Jesus is a a f***ing imposter, the nike trainers gives him away.

      • He chose public life. He should get used to it. Instead he just makes a fool of himself by getting drunk with those moronic Gogglebox pissheads and making racist remarks.

      • “Tired” – Politicians can claim for “tiredness” can’t they? Nigel has evidence in the form of this photo then. He can take £££ for that and I bet you he will.

    1. Perhaps he should get his “babe” and candidate Elizabeth Jones to do a radio broadcast on his behalf about being Jesus!!!! She could tell someone else to shut up!!!!!!!!!!!

    2. You should support Nigel Farage. He is a great man and in fact comparing him into Jesus isn’t enough. He is up there with God actually

    3. We all need to pray to help find Madeleine McCann. She is a gem and so beloved by her parents dear Gerry and Kate. Please support the campaign to Find Maddie instead of writing silly stories about a fool pretending to be Jesus harassing Nigel Farage. I would still like to know if Nigel has donated to Find Madeleine. I do hope he has.

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