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Wednesday, September 23, 2020

Godly Goodman

Imprisoned polo playing mogul turned Bentley wielding hit-and-run killer John Goodman finds religion

 

John Goodman simply cannot keep himself out of the press. Plainly bored sat in his cell, this ‘thought himself above the law’ polo mogul has allegedly and most conveniently turned to God.

 

Godly Goodman – John Goodman finds God in prison
Godly Goodman – John Goodman, pictured in his latest mugshot, has found God in prison

 

According to last week’s South Florida Reporter, Goodman, 52, has been transferred to what the state’s Department of Corrections describes as a “faith and character based prison” named the Wakulla Correctional Facility.

 

Goodman – whose Bentley smashed Scott Wilson’s Hyundai into a canal in Wellington, Florida in 2010 where the billionaire left the student to drown – is expected to remain at the camp until 2030 after being finally sentenced to 16 years in 2014 after a series of trials, mistrials and retrials.

 

Long may this arrogant monster rot.

 

 

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1 COMMENT

  1. Even as a child he was arrogant and a bully. He is also thick as pigs**t and now where he belongs. I never enjoyed his company and his wife had a lucky escape when she binned him.

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