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Monday, June 1, 2020

Boyling over

Frankie Boyle owes Jeremy Clarkson an apology

 

Frankie Boyle is a provocative yet humourless Scottish comedian who’d do well to stay north of the border. In demanding one of Britain’s favourite television presenters is sacked by the BBC, he’s truly gone too far and frankly he ought to make an apology to Jeremy Clarkson.

 

Frankie Boyle is truly an idiot of the first order
Frankie Boyle is truly an idiot of the first order

Boyle most definitely owes Jeremy Clarkson an apology after his latest rant of an outburst
Boyle most definitely owes Jeremy Clarkson an apology after his latest rant of an outburst

Speaking at the Edinburgh International Television Festival, Boyle described Clarkson as:

 

“A cultural tumour… Sack him. Because he’s a cultural tumour. He comes from a very bad place and the reason he’s tolerated is because he’s recognised by the people in power; they know people like Clarkson”.

 

“In fact he knows Cameron, he’s a friend of Cameron. He’s there like a f*****g growth and he should be removed because he’s horrible”.

 

“Clarkson is like that for a reason, he’s come from a certain background. He’s taught to not empathise. His worst traits are encouraged”.

 

Boyle is wrong. Jeremy Clarkson is an eternal breath of fresh air in broadcasting. We need more like him.

 

 

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7 COMMENTS

  1. The trouble with Clarkson is he is stuck so far up Land Rovers arse it makes me wanna spew! If Land Rover was any good it would be a different matter but it’s not any good it’s f****** crap!

  2. This ghastly man Boyle is really quite unfunny. I am half Highlander but even I know that the Scots have nil sense of humour….that is proved by Boyle.
    On the other hand Clarkson not only punctures the ego’s of idiots but writes supremely well.
    Matthew is right to castigate this vile Boil who needs a good lancing

  3. Clarkson is a repellant witless windbag. If anybody wants to refer to this toxic buffoon as a “Cultural Tumour”(!)
    Fine…..Personally, I consider the Clarkson twit a mental and social cripple……….!

  4. A solo stand-up comedian with ginger ball hair with a new type of progressive comedy more risqué and vulgar than Morecambe and Wise’s music halls attempts. He is funnier than Clarkson, but still a cock…

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