We’re Back!

The Steeple Times returns after a prolonged hiatus

 

After not having published in quite some time, today The Steeple Times returns after a hiatus resulting from issues caused by  technological nuisances connected to an old crooner terrified about what went on in a paddling pool full of olive oil.

 

Aside from having been busy researching stories about the forthcoming council elections and corruption in the Royal Borough of Kensington & Chelsea, our team will be reporting on news linked to Cambridge Analytica that even the mainstream media seem to be ignoring and most importantly introducing our new restaurant critic – a man unafraid to mince his words going by the name of David G. Lennox.

 

We thank you for your continued support and welcome your input and feedback at editorial@thesteepletimes.com

 

Follow The Steeple Times on Twitter at @SteepleTimes and Matthew Steeples at @M_Steeples.

 

13 COMMENTS

  1. Thank god your back, I was beginning to think it was just me. Checked my ISP settings, computer, the whole bit. It was like going cold turkey.
    Welcome back.

  2. God, it’s good to have you back. I’ve even missed Rod’s inane comments and Mr Wayde’s condescension.
    I await your musings on Cambridge Analytica….

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