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A Million for Moolah Minded MeGain

The Duchess of Sussex will be deservedly slammed if she takes £1 million to give a “warts-and-all” tell-everything interview on ‘Oprah’ suggests Matthew Steeples

Things have not quite gone to plan for the former Meghan Markle of late. A major annoyance appeared in the form of a petulant pandemic and it having taken her off the front pages, bang has gone this murky money-grabber’s ability to rake in as much moolah she felt she justifiably deserves.

 

Now, set for big bills thanks to Donald Trump announcing (quite rightly) that the US will not be paying her and her dimwit, “helpless plus one” husband’s security bill, ‘The Modern Day Mrs Simpson’ has found herself in a bit of a quandary. Thankfully for her, in typical style of a woman who threw her own poor father under the bus, it seems, a billionaire ‘bestie’ has charged in and is likely set to provide the perfect solution.

 

In this morning’s Mirror, it was reported that ‘MeGain’ is disgracefully “about to drop a bombshell on the British royal family” and will be giving a £1 million “warts-and-all interview” to the “US telly powerhouse Oprah Winfrey.” They rather ambitiously term it “the biggest interview of the decade” and suggest that now “she’s very much her own boss,” the ex-turned-wannabe-famous again actress is viewing it as her chance to make her “stunning move.”

 

In response, we join those suggesting that the Duchess of Sussex has yet again proven herself to be nothing but self-centred and self-serving. Of course she won’t be, but this meddling mazuma-absorbed madam should be utterly ashamed of her sorry self; we expect her efforts to deservedly go down the same way as Sarah, Duchess of York’s car crash interview on 60 Minutes in 2011.

 

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6 COMMENTS

  1. Don’t send Megan and Harry Down Under!!!!!!!!!!! We don’t need their sorts —– Hazza would only harass our Sheilas as he must be desperate for a real woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And three times married Megan plainly wants a really really rich man now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lock them both up in a mental institution!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pyscho pair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Excellent reply! I too, live in Australia, and I know of absolutely NO ONE, who wants this pair of grifters on our beautiful island continent.

  2. Looks lke the intent to step out of the limelight has gone a bit fuzzy somewhere.
    Step grand mum will not be amused. I hope Her Majesties Border Agency will reveal who holds the keys.

  3. Well I wonder what Harry pot head has to say about that? I gave their marriage 10 years in the beginning, but I am starting to re think that. This woman is very cunning and she’s making a beeline to the top. I can definitely see another Duchess of pork looming. She will do whatever she wants to be top of the tree, her Maj must be bricking it, she’s probably thinking, only a few more years then I can handball this lot to somebody else, I just need to make the ton. I just don’t know why idiots put these people on such a pedestal, this includes the whole royal family. They are all human beings like us. But for some reason they think their special because of what theve been born, or married into. Their poo smells just like anybody else, and most of them do sweat.

  4. PS
    I forgot to add, I also saw that 60 minute fiasco with the lying Duchess, I almost threw a brick at the TV when I saw her petulant little tantrum, and refusing to answer any questions. It just makes my blood boil when they do actually believe they are above us common folk. I also agree with Cicilia, we certainly don’t want Megain or any of the other good for nothing hangers on down unda thanks.

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