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Matthew Steeples joins those condemning the ‘Modern Day Mrs Simpson’ and her under-the-thumb hubbie ‘Prince Halfwit’

Today is the Duchess of Cambridge’s birthday, so naturally – as she always just has to do – the Duchess of Sussex opted most selfishly to upstage her.

 

Aside from repeatedly portraying her sister-in-law as some kind of ‘Stepford Wives-like’ character with too many children (“bad for the environment”), this mendacious meddler has now caused her husband to perform the ultimate volte-face and shockingly insult his own family.

 

With even her own disgustingly ignored father (who paid for her vastly expensive education) describing his brattish daughter’s move with the words: “I’ll just simply say I am disappointed,” ‘MeGain’ is now “reshaping” and becoming “financially independent” (take that to mean “raking in” as much as she can). In preparation, last June, she even trademarked the words: “Sussex Royal” as part of her desire to “create a global empire.” Plainly this delusional wench wants to take up where the late “I’m Stuart Baggs the brand” left off and become “Meghan Markle the brand.”

 

Aside from the fact that ‘Murky Mucky’ supposedly does not want to give up her £600,000 per year publicly funded entourage and Frogmore Cottage (renovated at a cost of £2.4 million courtesy of the Sovereign Grant in 2019), that these royals who want to be royals (but without the annoying hinderances they can’t be bothered with) have insulted not only the former Kate Middleton on her name day and the Queen also is a disgrace.

 

I say: Off to the Tower with the pair of them. The ‘Modern Day Mrs Simpson’ and the alleged PTSD sufferer ‘Prince Halfwit’ are nothing but a modern day outrage. Shame on them.

 

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15 COMMENTS

  1. Do not send them Down Under!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She’s pig ugly and he’s as thick as pig shit!!!!!!!!!!!!! Send them off on a yachting holiday with Greta Iceberg and sink the lot of them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! F**king petulant prats!!!!!!!!!! P.S. Is the child really theirs or did they buy it in Africa?????????

  2. I am disgusted at how these two have treated their nana. As a pensioner, I must say this is an outrage. His late mother would have been ashamed of him.

  3. The world is moving on from thinking ‘birthright’ entitles one to profit from and rule over others through elitist constructs. They are leading by example in releasing their status, but maintaining their charitable commitments. No surprise that the insufferable bourgeoisie is throwing their cheap little toys out of the pram over it.

  4. Well I for one would like to know how the Financial Independence part is supposed to work. Does that mean they both are about to get jobs? don’t think so. No matter what they do with their lives, they will still have the massive Tax payer security surrounding them wherever they go. I think Megains plan is to finally get her, under the thumb hubby, back to Hollywood, where they will settle, away from the hum drum of Royal life, but please still keep the cheques coming. I said right at the outset, this won’t last and it’s going to end in tears. Andrew? Well there’s another story, let’s see what 2020 brings.

  5. One only has to read the above comments to see why the couple have made their decision.
    Matthew, you should perhaps be pondering your own hypocrisy over the matter, since if I am not mistaken, you have repeatedly called for both of these people to step back from the limelight of the Royal Family and stop scrounging off the tax payer. They have acted on the advice of their detractors, and yet are still being royally slagged off by the trolls. Give them a break.

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