Category: Christmas

Ghislaine’s Grotty Grub – Christmas 2022 For Ghislaine Maxwell v Christmas 2022 for Scott Borgerson
As noxious nonce Ghislaine Maxwell rots in jail living on grotty grub and unable to afford an appeal, her husband Scott Borgerson is spotted living it up with his sexually saucy sidekick courtesy of the £15 million the mucky madam transferred to him

Whilst submarine pilot Scott Borgerson lives it up at his £6.5 million Manchester-by-the-Sea, Massachusetts mansion that nobody seemingly wants to buy with his sexually saucy “yoga enthusiast” with an “ass that could crack open a walnut” lover Kris McGinn tomorrow, his estranged (possibly, possibly not) ex-wife Ghislaine Maxwell will spend Christmas Day – which also happens to be her birthday – rotting in the clink.

Fresh from her Tofurky® ‘feast’ for Thanksgiving in November, the noxious nonce will be fed “plenty of greens” on 25^th December if you believe RadarOnline. As she turns 61, the “juicy info” news title mockingly mused:

“She will be forced to skip the Cornish hen and all the yummy side dishes like garlic macaroni and cheese. Instead, the birthday girl’s prison tray will be full of vegetables like stuffed green peppers without meat, brussels sprouts, cranberry sauce, and fruit.”

“Maxwell’s vegan lifestyle will also restrict her from the yummy dinner rolls with butter. She’ll most likely go without a birthday dessert, too, as FCI Tallahassee only lists one sweet on the menu: red velvet cheesecake.”

“And while that dessert sounds delicious, we highly doubt anyone at the prison will make it vegan friendly for the convict, who’s turning another year older.”

Meanwhile elsewhere today in the Daily Record, it was revealed that the convicted sex offender’s estranged husband or soon to be ex-husband (if not already ex-husband) has been spotted living it-up courtesy of the £15 million trust fund transferred to him by his “secret wife” since 2015 in Manchester-by-the-Sea, Massachusetts.

Mr Borgerson, a 47-year-old somewhat significantly younger than his until tomorrow still 60-year-old wife, was spotted with another cougar, his new 50-year-old journalist ‘kissing partner,’ Scott McGinn, and a person whose identity was concealed by pixelation on Friday.

Presently ‘The Bouncing Czech’s’ deviant daughter faces a deadline of 23^rd January to lodge an appeal, but given she owes one law firm alone, Haddon, Morgan and Foreman, at least £700,000 and others sums estimated as high as £2.3 million, it’s certainly not looking like a very merry Christmas will actually be the priority on the mind of Ghislaine Maxwell.

Editor’s Note – Unlike as is the case in many publications, this article was NOT sponsored or supported by a third-party.

Pictured Top – In times past, the grubby groper got to spend holidays hanging out with her fellow and since croaked grubby groper Jeffrey Epstein; in times present, she might remember happier times with her either ex or soon to be ex-husband Scott Borgerson.

Scott Borgerson and “new flame” Kris McGinn got papped in Manchester-by-the-Sea out Christmas shopping on a “wintry day” by a photographer employed by the “Daily Record.’ They remarked on how he ended his relationship with Ghislaine Maxwell with a “phone call while she was in a New York jail awaiting trial” and claimed “he has moved on.”

Tofurky® was on the menu for Ghislaine Maxwell for Thanksgiving, but if ‘RadarOnline’ is to be believed she’ll just be getting sprouts on her birthday tomorrow.

Given her liking for such, perhaps someone could be as kind as to buy Ghislaine a pair of tweezers off the FCI Tallahassee commissary list this Christmas. The price is just $0.60.

Someone especially generous could gift the grubby groper a $61.50 self-powered radio. She might even get lucky and listen in to King Charles’s Christmas Day missive.

Ghislaine Maxwell will be spending Christmas Day here…

Prisoner Register Number 02879-509, as she is more suitably now known, will be rotting at the Federal Correctional Institution Tallahassee, 501 Circle, North East Tallahassee, Florida, FL 32301, United States of America – ‘residing’ at the pleasure of the USA

It’ll not be the happiest ever of birthdays for the woman both Jeffrey Epstein and Prince Andrew have supposedly had a “go” with on 25^th December 2022. After being convicted on 29^th December 2021, she was subsequently sent to low security FCI Tallahassee in Florida.

It must not be forgotten that Miss Maxwell now must decide whether she’ll trade the names of any of the powerful men she sex trafficked to and that she also faces a second trial for perjury. A date for that remains to be set, but the chances of the possibility of her appealing her first sentence continues to narrow given she, Mr Borgerson and her brother Kevin owe an estimated £3 million ($3.6 million, €3.4 million or درهم13.3 million) to lawyers.

Scott Borgerson will be spending Christmas Day here…

Scott Borgerson and Kris McGinn will be living-it-large at The Phippen-Smith House (AKA ‘Tidewood’), 301 Summer Street, Manchester-by-the-Sea, Cape Ann, Essex County, Massachusetts, MA 01944, United States of America – currently for sale for £6.52 million ($6.95 million, €7.28 million or درهم25.52 million).

By contrast, the mucky madam’s possibly still husband (possibly not) Scott Borgerson will remain at a house that the pair bought back in June 2018 for £1.8 million ($2.2 million, €2 million or درهم8 million).

This morning, the Daily Record featured shots of Mr Borgerson – who controls a £15 million ($18.1 million, €17 million or درهم66.4 million) trust his wife since 2015 transferred into his name – “enjoying Christmas shopping in Massachusetts alongside his new love, Kris McGinn” whilst his ex “spends her third miserable Christmas in jail.”

Of this, they commented: “[Our] image of her husband with his new girlfriend will be a bitter reminder of the life she once had. As he rebuilds his life without his sex trafficker wife, Scott Borgerson, 47, is dating Kris McGinn, a 50-year-old journalist from Manchester-by-the-Sea, Massachusetts, where he still lives in the £5.8million seafront mansion he once shared with Maxwell.”

A local added of the new couple:

“Those two are like chalk and cheese in terms of their visibility in the town. Whereas we see Kris daily pottering around, Scott is like a ghost. He is seldom seen and only ventures out on rare occasions.”

“What is good though is that Rebecca [Borgerson’s first wife and with whom he has two children] has been fantastic. She is accepting of Kris and has seen her several times. It must be a relief that the new woman in his life is so wholesome given Maxwell’s convictions.”

“What has transpired though, has been a nightmare that has turned Scott’s life completely upside down. But as he continues to fight the legacy left by Ghislaine, Kris has helped put a smile back on his face.”

One of the 5.3 bathrooms at 301 Summer Street features a shower the size of a studio flat. It is quite the contrast to the bathroom at Miss Maxwell’s former Kinnerton Street home where Virginia Roberts Giuffre claims she was forced into sexual relations with the Duke of York in 2001 – a room which we were able to prove she talked nonsense about when she claimed the bathtub “too small for any activity whatsoever” when we exclusively published photographs of it in January this year. Of this bathroom, in July 2019, a “pal” and neighbour told ‘The Sun on Sunday’: “The house did have one unusual feature – a huge shower. It had Wi-Fi so they could control it from their phones, a steam unit, the whole nine yards. It was like a party shower. You can imagine what they got up to in there.” It has not been confirmed as to whether Prince Andrew ever got to try this particularly opulent shower area out.

301 Summer Street was for a time where Maxwell was able to live in peace with a “secret husband” since 2015 (or 2016 depending on whom you believe) that her own siblings even didn’t know of until her arrest in July 2020 at the rather appropriately named ‘Tuckedaway.’

In times past, on ‘Paedo Island’ the mucky madam Maxwell used to enjoy dinners looking out to sea with fellow sex traffickers like Jean-Luc Brunel. He’s now been ‘suicided’ whilst she’s reduced to prison tray suppers.

Running is no doubt a relief from the monotony of jail for the one-time close associate of Presidents Bill Clinton and Donald Trump, Kevin Spacey and the Duke of York. After two years confined indoors in the Metropolitan Detention in Brooklyn, New York, the ocean obsessed vegan must love being outdoors in the Florida sunshine.

Names in the firing line most obvious from Ghislaine’s filthy ‘Little Black Book’ (if she decides to seek to minimise her sentence)

Ghislaine Maxwell has until June 2023 to cooperate and thus “name names” if she wishes to see her sentence reduced.

Those Scott Borgerson’s estranged wife has been known to associate with – none of whom The Steeple Times is suggesting at this time as having been involved in any of her crimes, but whom she might seek revenge against for not offering her what she might consider enough public or even private support – include:
- Alexander Acosta
- Woody Allen
- Ehud Barak
- Tom Barrack
- Scott Borgerson
- Jean-Luc Brunel (deceased)
- Naomi Campbell
- President Bill Clinton and his wife Hillary
- Alan Dershowitz
- Glenn Dubin and his wife Eva
- Bernie Ecclestone
- Bill Gates
- Geordie Greig
- Countess of Iveagh (AKA Clare Guinness, Clare Hazell)
- Lord Mandelson
- Marvin Minsky
- George J. Mitchell
- Rupert Murdoch
- Elon Musk
- Peter Nygård
- Bill Richardson III
- Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman
- Kevin Spacey
- Jes Staley
- Ken Starr
- President Donald Trump and his potentially trafficked by Jeffrey Epstein wife Melania
- Ivana Trump (deceased)
- Chris Tucker
- Harvey Weinstein
- Leslie Wexner
- Prince Andrew, Duke of York and his live-in ex-wife Sarah, Duchess of York
December 24, 2022
Heroes of the Hour – Free Christmas Lunch With Wine For All Lonely Singles At The Alexandra Wimbledon, 25th December 2022

As the cost of living crisis deepens, the kindness of The Alexandra Wimbledon is to be saluted; they are offering free Christmas lunches with wine on 25^th December for all lonely single people

Proof that kindness and generosity of spirit still does exist comes with news that a south-west London pub, Young’s & Co. Brewery PLC owned The Alexandra Wimbledon, is offering on-the-house Christmas lunches including wine for anyone who is by themselves on Christmas Day this year.

Rather like Bill and Cath Mullarkey – a pair of chefs turned EuroMillions winners who featured in The Steeple Times in January last year after they provided free Caribbean food to the homeless and pensioners – the staff and management of this Victorian boozer have been providing this service since 2014, but in 2022 when the cost of living crisis has well and truly hit, it will no doubt be especially welcomed.

Open to not only locals of the Wimbledon, SW19 area but to anyone who can get themselves to this public house on 25^th December between 12 noon and 3pm, of the initiative Square Meal shared: “The only rule is you have be on your own.”

Single diners will be seated on tables of four, six or eight people and given a three-course roast Christmas dinner with wine or beer and will also thereby get the opportunity to make friends with others in a similar boat to themselves.

We say: Cheers to that and well done to The Alexandra; one Wimbledon ‘regular’ who sadly won’t be free to make it though is Boris Becker. Fresh out of the clink, this tennis legend skedaddled out of Biggin Hill on a chum’s ‘PJ’ just days ago and will unlikely be back anytime before 2032 given he’s banned from entry to the UK until then.

The Alexandra is situated at 33 Wimbledon Hill Road, London, SW19 7NE. Telephone: +44 (0) 20 8947 7691.

Editor’s Note – Unlike as is the case in many publications, this article was NOT sponsored or supported by a third-party.

This weekend on Instagram, the kind-hearted team at this south-west London public house announced that the offer would run from 12 noon until 3pm and is “completely free.” They did ask for support from those with the ability and for food contributions and volunteers also. “Every bit counts and we appreciate it all so much,” they added alongside a photograph of volunteers from when they did this in a previous year.

The “free Christmas Day dinner and booze thing” was thought up to support “anyone who’s otherwise on their own this year.” Of it, the pub’s Twitter account recently shared: “Don’t be on your own on Christmas Day, come to us instead. We’ll give you free dinner and vino. I 100% promise you there’s no catch. Just come.” According to ‘Square Meal’: “So, how does it work? Guests who take up The Alex’s offer will be seated on tables of four, six or eight people where they’ll be served a three-course Christmas dinner along with wine. As much as it’s about the festive feast, the idea behind the tradition is to ensure no one has to spend Christmas alone. Plus, it’s a great opportunity to meet new people!”

The fact that this pub also has its own book exchange provides definite proof that it is very much run with community spirit and kindness in mind. In a winter where cold weather has most definitely come to accompany empty pockets due to the cost of living crisis, this kind of initiative is something that other establishments should most definitely also adopt.

Elsewhere in East Kilbride, Lanarkshire, Scotland, a pub named The Kittoch is also offering a free nosh-up for “lonely local residents who would otherwise be spending the festivities on their own.” According to ‘Heart.co.uk,’ the pub will provide a table for up to ten people who will each receive a “complimentary drink on arrival and a three-course Christmas dinner with all the trimmings.” Who knows what Santa will bring as extras for the guests there – in May 2017, “a shocked motorist found a bag containing £30,000 worth of cocaine in the footwell of his [unlocked] car after he left it parked behind a pub overnight. He handed in the stash to police, who are trying to establish who dumped the drugs in the Citroën C1.”

December 19, 2022
The Cliffmas Gravy Train 2022

How can the pugnacious pensioner Sir Cliff Richard be spending ‘Cliffmas Day’ making gravy ‘live’ in London with queue jumpers Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield when he also claims to be spending it in Fort Lauderdale, Florida also?

If the over Botoxed, creepy Christian crooner Sir Cliff Richard (born Harry Rodger Webb) were a supermarket product, you’d find him rotting in the bargain bucket, yellow stickered and somewhat past sell-by-date.

Now, on 25^th December this year, the also past-their-sell-by-dates funeral queue jumpers Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield are said to be spending Christmas Day with the Mistletoe and Wine ‘singer.’ Allegedly, if you believe ITV’s advertising diatribe, they’ll be making gravy together ‘live’ in London and allegedly they’ll also be keeping the nation in good cheer as the kids fight over their cost of living crisis gifts and the elders collapse into a drunken haze unable to afford to turn on the heating even.

Aside from the mere thought of Sir Cliff’s version of “Christmas gravy” being utterly noxious – in 2016, he was slaughtered on ‘the socials’ after making gravy ‘live’ on the telly box whilst wearing an anything but saucy sequin number with soy and teriyaki sauces, yes, soy and teriyaki sauces of all things, you simply couldn’t make it up – being utterly grim, it seems the one-time mate of paedophiles numbering Lord Boothby, Max Clifford, Rolf Harris and Sir Jimmy Savile could be telling porky pies.

Whilst Zoom calling might be a solution to his convenient half-truths, ‘Cliffmas 2022’ could prove a bit complicated given Sir Cliff told the Daily Mail’s Richard Eden that he’ll actually be in Fort Lauderdale, Florida on Christmas Day. How on earth, therefore, could he be in London at the same time also?

Without that ever so convenient Concorde that used to rocket him and the likes of ‘Lady Doors to Manual’ Carole Bamford into Barbados, will this year’s ‘Cliffmas gravy’ be left as cold as this noxious nutcase’s 2023 tour schedule? We suspect there’ll be many a ‘Cliffmas Calendar’ left rotting at Heathrow come 1^st January 2023 along with the convenient nonsense of a singer who shouldn’t keep claiming that he didn’t mean to be friends with the likes of evil cretins like Lord Boothby, Gary Glitter, Ronnie Kray, Rolf Harris and Sir Jimmy Savile.

Editor’s Note – Unlike as is the case in many publications, this article was NOT sponsored or supported by a third-party.

Pictured Top – The over-Botoxed ‘Summer Holiday’ singer with his possible Christmas Day 2022 chums, the much-loathed flogger of fit-only-for-the-plughole boxed wines Phillip Schofield and his queue jumping sidekick, the not-so-fragrant Holly ‘Not Mistletoe’ Willoughby.

With friends like these… The ‘Daily Mail’s’ Richard Eden this morning reported that Sir Cliff Richard is “off to sunny Florida” for Christmas. Eden added: “There will be no white Christmas for Sir Cliff,” but neglected to make any commentary as to whether the soppy singer had any views on white powder substances however.

With friends like these… The creepy Christian crooner pictured with his chirpy chum Gloria Hunniford, a woman 5 Hertford Street ‘bog photo’ posing favourite Basia Briggs seemingly has little time for, and TV chef Jamie Oliver munching on a Christmas feast back in 2016.

With friends like these… With Graham Norton after doing a broadcast with him on the radio station founded by the grabber Sir Richard Branson. On 12th December, Virgin Radio cringeworthily declared: “The King of Christmas is back!” before adding that Sir Cliff had banged on about Christmas in Barbados and had stated: “The first year I spent Christmas there, it almost put me off spending it there for good. Our tree was quite tall, we have quite high ceilings, and it took me about four hours to put it up. I got so sweaty doing it, I had to have three showers! I’ve been invited to go to Fort Lauderdale in Florida this year, and of course that’s a warm, hot place too. I’m forever dreaming of a white Christmas.” Cringe or vomit now, if you need.

With friends like these, who needs enemies… With sadly still living paedophile Gary Glitter – a cretin who is due to be free in the early part of 2023. We’re told he’s headed to the Isle of Thanet, Kent – where his only known wife once lived. Will Sir Cliff be paying his old chum a visit?

With friends like these, who needs enemies… With sadly still living paedophile Rolf Harris. Though evil-to-his-core nonagenarian Harris has cancer and “can’t eat anymore” (diddums), him and his freakish wife, Alywn Hughes, are still known to like going for a curry at Cookham, Berkshire curry house that is also favoured by former Prime Minister Theresa May. Shame on them for allowing this revolting sex fiend entry.

With friends like these, who needs enemies… With amongst others the late Cilla Black OBE – who seemed to be a magnet for wrong ‘un’s – and the thankfully croaked paedophile PR peddler Max Clifford. Unbelievably, Louise Clifford, the sex offender’s loyal to him till the end daughter, is still shamelessly trading in public relations as Borne Media after having bought the “goodwill” of her father’s vile business. How disgusting is that?

With friends like these, who needs enemies… With the monster who shagged boys, girls, men, women, the mentally disabled and corpses even Sir Jimmy Savile OBE KCSG. The pair made numerous telly box appearances together and shared not only a mutual interest in crooning but many mutual friends also.

With friends like these, who needs enemies… With the late paedophile The Right Honourable The Lord Boothby KBE. ‘Bouncing Bob’ Boothby was a sweaty, fat bisexual known for his affairs with everyone from Ronnie Kray to Lady Macmillan, wife of the Conservative Prime Minister Harold Macmillan. He has been cited as being the Tory equivalent of the ‘Bouncing Czech’ and Labour MP Robert Maxwell in terms of his deviancy.

December 16, 2022
Easter in January at Waitrose

Waitrose started promoting Easter merchandise on the 2^nd January; Easter Sunday is not until 17^th April and naturally ‘Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells’ mentality kicked in on social media

Waitrose presents itself as a supermarket for the sophisticated. It’s more the kind of place you’d expect to find Jennifer Aldridge of The Archers than perhaps, say, Gail Platt of Coronation Street, but now the retailer to royalty has been slammed online after “going after the chav market.”

On the 2^nd January – a supposed ‘day of rest’ when the no doubt still pissed-up public were no doubt still recovering from their Christmas and New Year bingeing hangovers – one Rebecca Norton-Gray uploaded two images of merchandising in an unnamed store to Facebook and assiduously captioned them: “No, no, no, no. Today. Waitrose (South Coast).”

The pictures shared featured Cadbury’s Mini Eggs and Lindt chocolate bunnies and were accompanied by signage reading: “Easter: Sunday 17^th April.”

Clearly joining the somewhat flustered Ms Norton-Gray in being not as enthusiastic for another holiday fest as the management of that particular store, other members of the ‘Overheard in Waitrose’ Facebook group reacted with equal shock, fury and amazement.

Another member of the nigh on 21,000 strong group, Abi Lewis, described the marketing of Easter 105 days early as “mental” and added: “On Christmas Eve… they were taking down the Christmas shelving and filling up with Easter eggs and Easter bits” whilst an especially militant ‘Catherine McG’ proposed action and declared: “Too soon. Melt them.” What is she proposing to do? Pop round her local store with a flamethrower?

Taking a contrary view, one Bob Anderson Bowden, obviously had other things on his mind. He scoffingly suggested: “People really have lost the ability to not get riled up over things they could just ignore, eh?” whilst Fred Hill turned to comedy and concluded: “Oh my God. I’ve only just come to terms with the birth of our baby Jesus and now you want me to mark his execution with a bunny and an egg. I’m an atheist but this is superficial by even my standards.”

Thinking outside the box and instead focused on matters of the heart, Andrea Marlowe brought up Valentine’s Day on 14^th February and enquired as to what the supermarket was doing about that. Her priority, most definitely, was for love and lust rather than Easter and chocolates.

Finally, meanwhile, Peter Raymond was clearly someone who’s truly simply had enough of utterly everything. He opined: “Oh, for f#@% off!!!”

In May 2020, members of the Facebook group got especially overexcited after news emerged that Asda, Morrisons, Sainsbury’s and Tesco had put out “urgent recall notices” for Magnum White ice cream tubs “because they contain milk” in spite of Waitrose being unaffected by the recall. Nonagenarian Magnum brand ambassador Iris Apfel – a living legend who believes: “More is more and less is a bore” – was sadly not asked for comment.

Earlier in April that year, a member of the group gave advice on how to ensure social distancing when shopping and remarked: “When shopping in Waitrose, ensure others shoppers stay the recommended two metres away by taking a Lidl carrier bag with you.”

In December 2020, a self-professed “international magician” named Mike Alan went “mental with a cucumber after alleging a ‘razor sharp’ M&S shelf ‘savaged’ his coat and left him ‘looking like a snowman.’” Aptly from Tunbridge Wells, Kent – a place best known for originating a complaining sort going by the name of ‘Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells’ in June 1929 – subsequently received advice from readers of ‘The Steeple Times’ that numbered: “Should have gone to Waitrose.”

An early example of ‘Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells’ correspondence:

SIR – Being present at the unveiling of the plaque on Thursday last week on the Pantiles, I was surprised when the National Anthem was played to see that in a place like Tunbridge Wells, which is noted for its loyalty and calls itself ‘Royal,’ there should be people who refused to remove their hats. Are such people Communists? If they are, Tunbridge Wells should be no place for such as they. We can do without them.

Letters to the Editor, ‘Tunbridge Wells Advertiser’ – 14th June 1929.

January 8, 2022