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  • From Loser To Lord – Should Shameless Shaun Bailey Be Elevated To House of Lords?

    From Loser To Lord – Should Shameless Shaun Bailey Be Elevated To House of Lords?

    Though Tory twerp Shaun Bailey got away with partying with billionaire Nick Candy during the 2020 lockdowns, that this ludicrous loser and electoral disaster area might now get a seat in the House of Lords courtesy of his chum Boris Johnson is utterly outrageous

    Whilst the dimwitted dunce Emma Dent-Coad was shown to be an abhorrent bigot when she described Shaun Bailey, the subsequently trounced and utterly inept Conservative London mayoral candidate in May 2021, as a “token ghetto boy,” that he might now make it to the House of Lords is frankly ludicrous.

     

    Beyond batshit bonkers Bailey, who partied with the billionaire property tycoon Nick Candy in December 2020 at Conservative Central Office in spite of strict lockdown rules being in place at the time, it was yesterday revealed was subject to no action. In a statement, the Metropolitan Police shared that “there was not enough to ‘disprove the version of events provided by attendees,’” The Guardian’s political correspondent Peter Walker yesterday reported.

     

    Whilst countless ordinary folk were fined and named and shamed, that the hapless police force then headed by the disastrous dimwit Dame Cressida Dick opted to let off the pontificating pillock Bailey is an utter outrage, but what is worse is that it has also been suggested that Boris Johnson has nominated him for a seat in the House of Lords in his resignation honours list.

     

    A self-declared “different dude” who has branded himself “gobby and dangerous,” Bailey not only lost to Sadiq Khan but also offered idiotic policies such as giving free burglar alarms to pensioners. He once also suggested that the 60,000 plus “homeless people in the capital would be able to save up for a £5,000 deposit to buy a share in a newly-built affordable home.”

     

    Going further, in 2005, Bailey made a berk of himself by claiming “accommodating Muslims and Hindus” in the UK was “robbing Britain of its community.” His nonsense was clearly shown to be such given the 2011 census revealed that 40.2% of London’s population to be non-white.

     

    Another blunder came in since quite rightly removed comments he left on the Conservative Women’s Organisation website. There, he observed: “If you could get girls to accept less of men’s rubbish then men would have to change because ultimately men are after a girl.”

     

    Is this moronic man fit for elevation to the House of Lords? The answer is unequivocally: “NO!”

     

    Pictured top – This likely future Lord claimed to offer “a fresh start for London” yet the electorate simply thought he was selling washing powder. They didn’t like the quality of his powder and they universally rejected this gobby goon and sent him packing; why then is he suitable for the House of Lords?

     

    Editor’s Note – Unlike as is the case in many publications, this article was NOT sponsored or supported by a third-party.

     

    Who’s more stupid and who is ghastlier: Shaun Bailey or Owen Jones? During a 16:29 minute YouTube feature in May 2019, Bailey declared: “Nobody has a monopoly on common sense,” but then went on to prove he’s totally lacking in even an ounce of such.
    Party at CCHQ with Nick Candy
    Shaun Bailey pictured with Nick Candy and others at a Christmas party during lockdown 2020 at Conservative Central Office at 4 Matthew Parker Street, London, SW1H 9HQ.
    Shaun Bailey with Boris Johnson. The fact that the pair “get on well” was proof enough that the loopy wannabe Mayor of London was unfit for high office.
    Priti Patel
    That Shaun Bailey was also snapped “minglin’” with Priti Patel illustrated the low qualities of those he chose to associate with him. That a woman voted a “snitch” and a “neighbour from hell” was someone he opted to be snapped with on the campaign trail was proof enough that he simply didn’t have his finger on the pulse.
    The now former London mayoral candidate with former Prime Minister David Cameron. The smug look on this duo’s faces sums up the “f**k the rest of you” attitude of these opportunists; here is a pair whose involvement in politics has caused nothing but disaster for everyone whilst their own pockets get deeper.

    Paradise Papers
    In January 2019, ‘The Red Roar’ reported Bailey was forced to return donations to his campaign from an “impermissible donor” linked to the Paradise Papers scandal. His judgment is so piss poor that quite rightly now the public are quite rightly outraged that he could be elevated to the House of Lords.
  • Loopy Liz Panned By Poem – Liz Truss Poetry

    Loopy Liz Panned By Poem – Liz Truss Poetry

    As Liz Truss continues to gain the support of further Tory members, her supporters make a fool of her in verse in penning poetry referencing her as ‘Bizzy Lizzy’ and ‘Thatcher Mach 3’

    Supporters laud her as ‘Lioness Liz’ whilst unsurprisingly detractors unsurprisingly label her ‘Ludicrous Liz’ and ‘Loopy Liz,’ but now after the former published two poems about her, Liz Truss MP has become a bit of a laughing stock.

     

    Written in a manner that would make even the ‘Queen of Doggerel’ Pam Ayres embarrassed by someone of unknown identity and a Londoner going by the name of Bill Sutton, the poetry (featured below unedited) is illustrative only that the MP for South West Norfolk’s fan club are incapable of grammar, spelling, sense and logic.

     

    Peppered with hatred for the man they view to be the “back-stabber” (though they reference him as a “back stabbee” and “snake”) Rishi Sunak, the poems express also loathing for the “woke” and admiration for Margaret Thatcher (whose surname is put down as “Thartcher”). All criticism is then subsequently described as the “mock and snicker” of “lefties.”  

     

    With backing like this flocking to the cause of the likely next Prime Minister, God help once Great Britain. Could this Oxford educated PPE graduate, ex-Liberal Democrat, pro-abolitionist of the monarchy and ex-Remainer not find anyone intelligent to pen a verse about her?

     

    Pictured top – In 2021, as International Trade Secretary, the now wannabe ‘Fat Controller’ visited Derbyshire train-makers Alstom Derby; she was mocked for “enjoying a day out at Thomas The Tank Engine World” in altered imagery.

     

    Two poems by supporters
    The aforementioned verses truly are beyond cringeworthy. If this is the best kind of supporters the Conservative Party can muster, surely greats like Sir Winston Churchill would turn in their graves.
    Mock and snicker
    Bill Sutton thinks his favoured candidate “normal” and someone capable who is “all about being kind to each other and not mocking” (though his spelling of such leaves much to be desired).

    The first ‘poem’ in full (unedited and peppered with errors):

    Untitled and shared by someone on Facebook’s ‘Angry People in Local Newspapers,’ this shocker was mocked by over 1,000 group members.

     

    Of it and its author, remarks included:

    • “Jesus wept, the gin in that.”
    • “I want to hear more about her army of Brians.”
    • “Brian isn’t thrilled about matching her face.”
    • “And they say right wing comedy is dead.”
    • “These people actually vote.”
    • “No irony they couldn’t spell brains right when talking about her.”
    • “Daft bigoted melt.”
    • “Back stabbee would mean he was the one stabbed in the back, NOT the one doing the stabbing.”
    • “Clearly wrote this just before his medication was kicking in.”
    • “Has anyone checked if this person is having a stroke?”
    • “I’ve never written poetry whilst falling down some stairs before. Good effort.”
    • “This has to be a Poe.”
    • “Keats, Thomas, Amis; Step aside… We have found our Laureate.”
    • “It’s like watching a descent into mental instability in real time.”
    • “If this is satire, it’s genius. If it’s real, it’s frightening as f*ck.”
    • “MRS THARTCHER and getting rid of THE WOKE. Possibly the best poem I have ever read.”

     

    ‘Untitled’

    Bizzy lizzy will win by a.mile

    She has a got    a lovely smile

    Brians to match her lovely face.

    She will win this pm race

    Sunaks a snake

    A back stabbee he is

    He turned on boris

    And will turn on liz

    She will be a great pm

    Not as good.as Maggie but no one could

    be

    Mrs thartcher mach 3

    Liz will stand proud over our lands

    Holdinh out both her hand

    If we wotk to gether we can

    Get of the woke

    And them. Cry into there

    cornflakes

    As liz makes our country great.

    In liz we trust god speed to our new pm

     

    The second ‘poem’ in full (also unedited and peppered with errors):

    Penned by a Londoner named Bill Sutton who commented: “So I have writ [sic] this about liz.please don’t mock my soelling [sic] like the leftys [sic] do.thank you.hope you all like it.”

     

    Comments included: “I wish you had spell checked your poem before putting it up” and “about as good [at] spelling as Truss.” Mr Sutton responded: “Alright lefty” whilst someone named Sheila Williams added: “Bloody lefty grammar police.”

     

    ‘Liz’

    Liz is the one.to make things right

    She shines bright like a lovley light

    She is a lady with lot of class

    She is  a women and is.a badass

    She will put sunak in his place

    We all know hes  a waist of space

    Maggies would love to see her win

    And she.would put sunak in.the bin

    Cone on liz you can win this

    Dont let them bully you like snakes who.hiss.

    We support our lovley liz

    Liz for pm liz for pm liz for om

     

    Rishi Sunak cheating allegation
    Meanwhile other super fans of the Oxford born 47-year-old heir apparent to Boris Johnson have ludicrously been suggesting that a conspiracy is being organised by supporters of Rishi Sunak and the introduction of foreign members from India to boost his vote.
    Ben Wallace endorsement
    Worse still, this birdbrained flip-flopper – who has been married to an accountant named Hugh O’Leary since 2000 but who had an extra-marital affair with the then also married now ex-MP Mark Field – has acquired the backing of Ben Wallace MP. He has remarked: “She’s honest. She’s authentic. She’s experienced.”
  • Sweaty Nonce Conveniently Gets COVID-19

    Sweaty Nonce Conveniently Gets COVID-19

    Isn’t it “convenient” that the “sweaty nonce” Prince Andrew has caught COVID-19? The fan of young ladies aged 19 and under does have something to celebrate – a song about him is rocketing up the charts

    Just as the rape conviction of his chum Harvey Weinstein – who attended his daughter’s Princess Beatrice’s 18th birthday bash at Windsor Castle with fellow sex pests Jeffrey Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell in 2006 – was unsurprisingly upheld yesterday in New York, the no longer so grand Duke of York has gone and rather “conveniently” got coronavirus.

     

    Previously branded “stupid” and someone who is “going to have to live a life of ridicule for a long time,” this mouthy-mouse-not-a-man’s perfectly timed occurrence has at least saved his mother embarrassment today at the Jubilee service of Thanksgiving at St Paul’s Cathedral today.

     

    Meanwhile elsewhere, the thankfully croaked paedophile Jeffrey Epstein’s bestie is for once rocketing up the popularity charts. A somewhat explicit song about him by a rock band named The Kunts has now made it to the UK’s top twenty trending tunes.

     

    Pictured top – The Queen’s second son escorting his mother at the memorial to his father on Tuesday 29th March 2022 at Westminster Abbey.

     

    https://twitter.com/kuntandthegang/status/1531758569791574017
    Twitter reactions
    Twitter users reacted to Prince Andrew having to cancel attending Jubilee events due to getting coronavirus by calling it “convenient” and referencing him as a “lying, sweaty nonce.”
    Graffiti
    “Sweaty nonce” is a pair of words that will now forever be primarily linked to a mouthy-mouse-not-a-man who paid £12 million to a woman he supposedly never met let alone allegedly abused.
    Virginia Roberts Ghislaine MAxwell
    The photograph – taken supposedly by Jeffrey Epstein – on the first-floor landing at 44 Kinnerton Street, Belgravia, London, SW1X 8ES, United Kingdom on 10th March 2001 that has been shared by the world’s media in hundreds of thousands of articles and analysed countless times by countless experts. It features the renegade royal with the then Virginia Roberts and the mucky madam Ghislaine Maxwell and it will deservedly forever haunt this reprehensible ratbag.
    Harvey Weinstein Jeffrey Epstein Ghislaine Maxwell
    Convicted sex offenders are clearly welcome at the House of York and once he gets better, maybe the Duke of York might invite around some old chums to celebrate. Predators he’s previously hung out with including Harvey Weinstein, Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell all attended Princess Beatrice’s 1888 themed 18th birthday party at Windsor Castle on 15th July 2006. The event cost a reported £400,000 and other guests numbered more innocent sorts including Sir David Frost, Pixie Geldoff, Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore and Kelly Osbourne.
    Stuart Hall Harvey Weinstein Jeffrey Epstein
    “Make new friends, but keep the old; the new are silver, the old are gold” is something that hasn’t quite worked out at the House of York. Stripped of his honours and unable to join Jubilee parties for his mum, the Duke of York will be free – when out of isolation – to spend time with people like Stuart Hall, Harvey Weinstein and Jeffrey Epstein, but all three turned out to be sexual predators. The first’s out of jail and in location unknown so that might be hard, the second is rotting in the clink and the third has croaked. “With friends like these, who needs enemies?”
    Bernie Ecclestone
    There’s also the option of the bungling, coffin dodging Putin apologist Bernie Ecclestone. Perhaps the skinflint could bring round a Sloppy Giuseppe from Pizza Express (Woking branch), but likely the old crone might struggle to get his ex-wife Slavica Radić’s to empty a penny or two from the Bambino trust that she controls.
    James Henderson Catherine Meyer
    ‘Simple Sarah’ and ‘Angry Andy’ could spend time (when he’s got over his “convenient” bout of COVID-19) with Ghislaine Maxwell, but she’s currently rather incoveniently incarcerated. They do have the options of the “Chanel-clad” Baroness Meyer, but she’s probably busy post-charity-tinpot-banging pompously pontificating in the House of Lords and then there is the disgraced ex-Bell Pottinger honcho James Henderson. They do say “people’s choices of friends reflect their own characters” and this lot certainly are a very curious mirror one could argue.
  • Amanda Awakens – Amanda Eliasch on Ukraine

    Amanda Awakens – Amanda Eliasch on Ukraine

    In her latest feature discussion shared on YouTube, Amanda Eliasch sparks debate about Ukraine and ignites passion and fury from eternally eccentric Philip Sallon and anything but bashful Brexiteer Alice Grant

    Amanda Eliasch is far from timid. Here, instead, is a directly different dynamo not afraid to challenge the norm and here is someone prepared to speak up for the causes she most genuinely believes in.

     

    Marmite-like in her manner and a marvel against mainstream magnolia, Eliasch took to YouTube earlier this week to share a 25:47-minute upload in which she chatted with the eternally eccentric Philip Sallon and an anything but bashful Brexit supporting GB News ‘contributor’ named Alice Grant.

     

    During the discussion, the trio commented on the war in Ukraine, coronavirus, China, Russia and other matters. Beginning, Beirut born Eliasch – whose father was a foreign correspondent for the Daily Mail – remarked:

     

    “There’s a major problem in the world with billionaires. It doesn’t matter if they’re in Russia or the rest of the world. They are trying to rule it.”

     

    Grant, a believer in the concept that “Russia has always made her position clear,” somewhat bombastically continued:

     

    “There is this global elite and then there is of course the interests of the people – which are two very different things… There is this conflict between two financial systems: The US dollar… And then we have the emerging Chinese empire… This is the future.”

     

    Dressed in military costume, Sallon on Russia and China contrasted:

     

    “They’ve both got authoritarian leaders… I think America is a lot better. Where there’s a troublemaker in the world, they will go and get, not always, but actually get the dictator out and eventually leave.”

     

    “What Russia has done is diabolical. To walk into Ukraine. How dare they… Russia don’t respect democracy. Putin is not elected. He’s abolished democracy and says: ‘I’m the absolute monarch, the same as the Tsar.’ He doesn’t say those words, but that’s what he is… Russia is upto its old tricks and walking into everyone’s countries again because that’s how they are.”

     

    “Russia: They walked into the Crimea and everyone let them do it. It is exactly the same as the Nazis… F*ck Russia.”

     

    In return, Eliasch bounced back:

     

    “I always thought of the Ukraine… as one of the most corrupt countries in the world. Suddenly, we’re hearing that they’re the angels from the sky and the victims.”

     

    “This has not been just brewing now, it’s been brewing for twenty years… Biden isn’t strong enough… They’re not doing pigsh*t… We need to fight for peace right now.”

     

    “The point is that it needs to stop. Everything.”

     

    At the beginning of her feature, Eliasch herself elaborated: “We have different perspectives on things, but anything we say may not be true.” In doing so, she makes a very sensible point and on that basis her honest-to-its-core feature is well worth watching. It’ll be something you’ll either love or loathe, but it’s something that will certainly provoke you to think.

     

    Philip Sallon
    For the feature discussion, Philip Sallon – a “prominent member of the Punk sub-cultural and New Romantic pop cultural movements during the 1970s and 1980s” – donned military gear and a “UK for Ukraine” badge.
    Victoria Grant
    In March 2015, Eliasch took to Twitter and remarked: “I have a huge dilemma since Galliano bitched about the Jews and I chopped up his clothes, and there is no more Dior for me. Vivienne Westwood slagged off England so the tartan went in the bin and Dolce and Gabanna talked about synthetic children. Thank goodness for Zara otherwise I would be stark naked.” Now, she’s turned to the matter of the war in Ukraine and she’s anything but timid in elaborating her thoughts on that particular matter.
  • Veterans 4 Stupidity

    Veterans 4 Stupidity

    Nikolay Kalinin on an unhinged group of veterans who wish to attack vaccination centres

    There’s no denying that the people who went out on Saturday to protest against vaccine passports – and those who endorsed them, such as failed politician David Kurten and LBC host Maajid Nawaz – are utterly deranged. However, what has been recently uncovered by The Mail on Sunday is even worse than lunacy; it’s a level of insanity that can only be comparable to the far-right psychopaths who stormed the Capitol earlier this year.

     

    The publication has revealed that there is a ‘private army’ called Veterans 4 Freedom (V4F), made up of around 200 ex-servicemen and women, whose main aim is to attack vaccination centres and those giving out the jabs.

     

    The group has a private Telegram channel that one can only access by proving that they served in the army. Within that channel, the group’s members discuss carrying out insidious plans designed to disrupt Britain’s vaccination programme.

     

    One member, known as ‘John H,’ wrote: “What security do these people have? How secure will the phials and equipment be in schools. I think a small group of ‘parents’ could easily restrain the vaccinator and remove the drugs…”

     

    That same ‘John H’ has also revealed that he received a walkie-talkie from a former member of the Ulster Volunteer Force (UVF), which is designated as a terrorist group by the UK.

     

    The group’s leader, known only as ‘Bellzaac,’ has stressed that V4F advocates ‘legal forms of protest and resistance’ only, but within the Telegram channel his vocabulary is incredibly different; in one message he wrote: “No one else is going to do what needs to be done when it gets messy. We know it’s going to happen, it’s not a matter of if,” which sounds as if they are planning an insurrection.

     

    Commenting on the clash outside of the former BBC Television Studio during an anti-lockdown protest organised by Official Voice, one member said: “The BBC building needs…burning down.”

     

    One message has even urged members to “bring the fight to the people sticking the needle in” by putting trackers on the cars of health workers giving out the vaccine and following them home.

     

    The group has also declared the police as an enemy, with one message stating it would “be good if ‘someone’ slashed tyres of pig cars all over the country.”

     

    Are these the people whom many within the country would want to support? Those who plan attacks on vaccination centres, and thus sabotage Britain’s recovery from the pandemic?

     

    If such people are given a platform, they will use it to carry out attacks on decent people who just want the best for others, and this might even cause the resurgence of the far-right in the country who have been spewing anti-lockdown, anti-vaxx nonsense the last year. We will be on the path towards an idiocracy.

     

    Is Covid Racist?
    The coronavirus pandemic has resulted in all sorts of crackpottery. In November 2020, we reported on a ludicrous Channel 4 show that asked: “Is Covid Racist?”
  • A Ridiculous Rant From Reform UK

    A Ridiculous Rant From Reform UK

    Nikolay Kalinin on Metro Bank closing down the bank account of the Reform UK party and loopy leader Richard Tice’s ridiculous reaction

    As I have previously argued, Richard Tice is nothing but an incompetent piffle-spitter whilst his Reform UK party is nothing more than a circus dedicated to spreading misinformation.

     

    It seems, however that Tice and his circus have finally got what they deserved, because recently Metro Bank has made the decision to close down his party’s accounts, with their justification being that the account was “no longer commercially viable.”

     

    In a letter to the party, Metro Bank continued: “After careful consideration, we are unable to continue to act as your bankers,” whilst later in a statement the bank added:

     

    “We regularly review our customer accounts and close those which are no longer commercially viable. The decision to close the Brexit Party account was made for commercial reasons only as a business as usual decision. Metro Bank is and will remain politically neutral.”

     

    Unsurprisingly, Tice launched into a rant, stating that the bank’s decision was “based on politics,” and generally attempting to paint the party as an honest group being hunted down by the establishment. He stated: “We are fifth in the polls. It’s not like we’re some extremist zealots. We got 300,000 votes in the May elections.”

     

    Tice’s comments about his party not being well to the right of Genghis Khan is clearly inaccurate. In the last month alone, they have campaigned against vaccines and vaccine passports, a rhetoric that has also been used by extremists like Kate Shemirani and Piers Corbyn and previously they’ve supported policy changes that would bring clearly dangerous chlorinated chicken into Britain.

     

    In regards to their account being targeted for political reasons, that statement is also inccorect, because the truth is that when it comes to commercial activities, the party hasn’t had much success.

     

    If you go to the profile of the party on the Companies House and see the report of financial statements, it’s visible that throughout the entire 2019, Reform UK – or the Brexit Party, as it was known back then – made only £12,156 from commercial activities such as merchandise sales and events.

     

    The party may have received millions of pounds worth of donations, but their lack of commercial success illustrates that they truly aren’t economically viable and therefore deservedly had their bank accounts closed.

     

    My advice to Mr Tice is that he stop behaving like Tucker Carlson and that he ceases whining about how oppressed he is. Such behaviour will not get him much support, as, equally, in this year’s London Assembly elections the party pathetically achieved just 1% of the regional vote and just 2.4% of the constituency vote.

     

    Richard Tice Nigel Farage
    Richard Tice succeeded Nigel Farage as leader of Reform UK in March 2021 and now has every reason to look glum. Aside from the party’s electoral failure, it shortly won’t even have a bank account.
  • Corbyn Caught

    Corbyn Caught

    Nikolay Kalinin salutes the YouTube pranksters who managed to bribe Piers Corbyn into stop criticising the AstraZeneca vaccine

    Piers Corbyn, much like Reform UK’s Richard Tice, is a deranged clot, even if 20,000 people voted for him in the London mayoral election. However, his reign as Britain’s biggest ignoramuses is about to come to an end, because he has just been exposed by none other than two YouTube pranksters.

     

    Josh Pieters and Archie Manners – known best for awarding far-right prattler Katie Hopkins with a ‘Campaign to Unify The Nations’ (or C*NT for short) trophy – recently released a video in which they ‘gave’ Corbyn £10,000 in order to stop criticising the AstraZeneca vaccine and focus on the other vaccines instead.

     

    Having bought a share worth £100 of AstraZeneca in order to make themselves look legitimate, Pieters and Manners met up with Corbyn in order to offer him the money, which he swiftly accepted.

     

    Corbyn however insisted that the donation should not influence him to make any “policy changes,” to which Manners responded: “We’re not asking for a change in policy or anything but if there is anything that could be done to focus a bit on Pfizer or Moderna… that would be a useful thing.”

     

    Through a series of elaborate tricks, the two were able to swap the real money with Monopoly money when Corbyn wasn’t looking. The latter then told the two: “If people ask where’s this come from I’ll say… it’s a businessman who runs restaurants.”

     

    Corbyn later commented on the prank on the anti-vaxx platform Brand New Tube as an “attempted frame up” – a statement completely inaccurate, considering he instantly agreed to take the money, showing that he was interested in the offer – and also stated: “I would never compromise our campaign principles. There are many attacks against us all now; this is one be careful of more.”

     

    Not only is Piers Corbyn a massive piffle-spitter with the intellectual ability of a tadpole, but he is also a sellout. Now also, it has been proven that he has utterly no credibility and therefore does not deserve any kind of following.

     

    I commend Pieters and Manners for exposing this whining nutcase, and I really hope that next they’ll pull off a successful prank on Laurence Fox or Richard Tice, because if there’s anyone who can destroy a loony’s career in ten minutes, it’s them.

     

  • Hancock’s Hell

    Hancock’s Hell

    Nikolay Kalinin on whether Matt Hancock can survive as a politician

    The last month has been pure torture for Matt Hancock, as the former Health Secretary has been ridiculed by practically everyone in the country, lost a job that allowed him to give contracts to his family members, and also left his wife for his aide with whom he was caught breaking social distancing guidelines. However, soon, for him, things might actually get even worse.

     

    Hancock now faces challenges from politicians in his own constituency after the Newmarket Town Council passed a vote of no confidence which stated that he “neglected the best interests of his constituents” and accused him of “hypocrisy.”

     

    Five councillors voted for the motion, while another five voted against and another five abstained. Newmarket mayor Michael Jeffrys, a member of the Labour Party, used his casting vote to pass the motion. No Conservative councillor voted for the motion.

     

    The West Suffolk Conservative Association responded to the news by pointing out: “Even the Labour/Independent-controlled local town council couldn’t find a majority against Matt Hancock,” while reiterating their support for the former health secretary.

     

    Meanwhile, independent councillor Douglas Hall stated that he would rather not have been presented with the vote, but also stated that there’s a “level of annoyance with his breaking his own rules,” including his alleged use of his private email address which prevented the government from having a record of Hancock’s decision-making during the pandemic.

     

    At this point, it’s hard to see how Hancock’s career can continue beyond 2024, because most likely the people will never forget the damage that he and the British government inflicted on them during the pandemic, meaning that there’s a chance he might lose his West Suffolk seat.

     

    Still, we have to remember that Boris Johnson is in charge of the Conservatives, and once the pandemic settles down, he might bring Hancock back for another job, because he and the party clearly believe that the British public has short-term memory.

     

    We also have to remind ourselves that the majority of the print media is right-wing, and once things return to semi-normal, they will go back to worshipping the Conservatives shrine, further increasing Hancock’s chances of staying in politics.

     

    Matt Hancock and Gina Coladangelo
    In June 2020, whilst appearing on the popular ‘Biting Talk’ Instagram TV channel, the Duchess of Cornwall’s son, Tom Parker-Bowles, shared the public’s contempt for Matt Hancock (pictured with his lover, Gina Coladangelo) in remarking of him: “You’re joking! Absolutely weird! I just can’t stand him!”
  • Anything but En-Tice-ing

    Anything but En-Tice-ing

    Nikolay Kalinin calls out Reform UK leader Richard Tice for spouting nonsense about Covid-19, vaccines and fertility

    Reform UK’s leader Richard Tice is the kind of bloke I’d most definitely not want to take down the pub. Known for supporting policies that would bring chlorinated chicken into Britain, the founder of Leave.EU previously ludicrously claimed that Brexit would prevent an “Orlando-style atrocity” by Islam extremists and also that “immigration without assimilation equals invasion.”

     

    In an attempt to attract publicity to his now dying party of fruitcakes, loonies and closet racists, Tice has now claimed that “forcing” young women to have the COVID-19 vaccine will “mean increased still births, miscarriages, disabled children, infertility.” This is an absolute lie that is not backed up by any sort of evidence.

     

    When criticised for his blatant stupidity, “lobbyist who carries a poison pen” Isabel Oakeshott’s current squeeze cited the websites of Yellow Card and VAERS. In doing so, he simply showed that he is clearly ignorant of the fact that not only are both of these schemes reliant on voluntary reporting that is biased and inaccurate, but also that he is unaware that Yellow Card itself presented inaccurate information about the vaccines.

     

    Tice has subsequently apologised and deleted his original tweet, but the point is that we cannot ignore such insanity, because there are actually people in the United Kingdom who believe such tosh when it is force fed to them.

     

    The piffle coming from Reform UK is just as bad; recently, the party started whingeing about a video they shared being removed from social media channels for spreading misinformation about COVID-19. In it, they specifically stated that masks don’t protect against COVID-19 – claiming that “the only proper clinical study – which was carried out in Denmark – showed masks make no statistically significant difference in reducing transmission.”

     

    In reality, the Danish study “didn’t look at whether mask-wearing protects others by stopping wearers from exhaling the virus,” meaning that saying that masks don’t have a significant effect is very much a flawed claim.

     

    Furthermore, the party has published a graphic on Twitter that attempted to back up their anti-mask agenda by claiming that a YouGov poll concluded that 56% of 19,000 people surveyed would stop wearing masks following ‘Freedom Day.’

     

    In addition, Reform UK fails to acknowledge that YouGov also conducted a survey which concluded that 71% of Britons support face masks remaining compulsory on public transport and 66% backed keeping face masks compulsory in shops and some enclosed public spaces.

     

    All-in-all, this demonstrates that Reform UK is nothing but a party of prattling pillocks who, though they claim to be teachers, messiahs and protectors of freedom, are actually trying to lower the population’s average IQ in order to get them to believe their tosh and grant them power.

     

    What especially upsets me is how Reform UK presents itself as an “anti-establishment” party, despite the fact that its leader and founders are anything but non-establishment. Both Farage and Tice went to boarding school, and Tice himself is a former member of the Conservative party and a multi-millionaire based in Belgravia. However, because they present themselves as the opponents of the “metropolitan elite,” their claims are somehow automatically legitimised by the public – no matter how inaccurate they are.

     

    Uppingham educated Tice should do what Farage did; sod off from politics and take his rambling rantings elsewhere, they have no place in a civilised society.

     

    Pictured top: Self-declared “cause based campaigner” Richard Tice with his so-called ‘journalist’ lover Isabel Oakeshott.

     

    Reform UK leader creepy
    The Reform UK leader was previously deservedly “roasted” for an “utterly creepy advert” that “read like an advert for condoms” in 2019.
  • The Gavinator vs. The Clown

    The Gavinator vs. The Clown

    Nikolay Kalinin contrasts ‘The Gavinator’ Gavin Newsom’s reopening of California with Boris Johnson’s still closed Britain and slams the latter for allowing the Indian variant to spread

    Weeks after letting the Indian variant of COVID-19 – now dubbed the Delta variant – to get past the borders despite supposedly cutting off all communications with India, Boris Johnson has been forced to delay ‘Freedom Day’ to 19th July. Once again, ‘Bosie The Clown’ was too late to close the borders in time.

     

    The nation’s finest gammons have responded to the news in a fashion that can only be described as “full of sound and fury, signifying nothing,” with GB News’ fruitcake Dan Wootton stating: “Those who know continued lockdowns are wrong have a duty to speak up,” while washed-up actor Laurence Fox and local weather loony Piers Corbyn predictably participated in yet another anti-lockdown protest.

     

    Elsewhere, the state of California, which for the past 15 months has been battered by the pandemic, has fully reopened its economy, lifting measures such as social distancing, although large events such as sports will still be restricted. In addition to that, vaccinated Californians can go to most places without a face covering. I really hate to say it, but Americans led by ‘The Gavinator,’ Governor Gavin Newsom, have done something incredibly genius in a while.

     

    The UK government meanwhile, aims to offer a vaccine to people over the age of 18 by the end of the week, in order to achieve the target of the entire British adult population receiving a first dose of the vaccine.

     

    What’s surprising is that even though more people have been vaccinated in the UK than in California, yet more and more people in the UK are getting hospitalised. Much of this has to do with the Delta variant, which the government has foolishly allowed in and which has reduced the efficiency of the vaccines; for example, protection of AstraZeneca has fallen from 73% for the Alpha variant to 60% for the Delta variant.

     

    The delay has also resulted in the government once again considering the implementation of vaccine passports for large events such as sports matches. Personally, I don’t think it’s a risk worth taking because of the reduced vaccine efficiency – meaning that once again the safest option is sadly to extend restrictions.

     

    Let’s put this simply: All this comes because of the stupidity of nepotistic Prime Minister Johnson and misinformation spreaders like Fox and Corbyn and it is jolly well time they realised the errors of their ways and saw sense.

     

    Gavin Newsom tweet
    On Tuesday, Gavin Newsom shared California’s good news on Twitter. He remarked: “40 million vaccines. One of the lowest COVID rates in the country. California is BACK and fully reopen!” Earlier, he went further in sharing: “It’s reopening day. We’ve administered over 40 million vaccines. Now… No more social distancing. No more capacity limits. No more colors or county tiers. And if you’re vaccinated – no more masks. It’s a good day.” Shouldn’t Britain learn from this?
    Indian variant COVID-19 wedding on a plane
    Ludicrously in May, the BBC reported that an Indian couple “chartered a plan and held a mid-air wedding with more than 160 guests in an effort to escape coronavirus restrictions.” Meanwhile in April, ‘The Times of India’ reported: “India’s super-rich paid tens of thousands of pounds to get to Britain by private jets ahead of the Covid-hit country being added to the UK’s travel red list even as some charter flights arranged for others were denied landing permits. The website FlightAware show that eight private jets – which would have cost £70,000 each (around Rs 72 lakh) upwards to charter – arrived from India at London Luton airport in the 24 hours before the travel restrictions kicked in at 8.30am IST on Friday. Four of these arrived from Mumbai, three from Delhi and one from Ahmedabad.”
    Yesterday in the House of Commons, Sir Keir Starmer quite rightly slammed Boris Johnson for failing to prevent the Delta variant from reaching the UK from India.

    The Indian/Delta Variant Timeline…

    – 1st April – Ministers told about the new strain.

    – 2nd April – Pakistan and Bangladesh added to the red list, but not India.

    – 15th April – Public told of this.

    – 16 April – Prime Minister’s India trip still on.

    – 19th April – Prime Minister’s trip cancelled and India added to red list.

    – 23rd April – Ban finally kicks in.

     

    The 3-week delay brought 20,000 passengers from India into the UK.

     

    In response, Boris Johnson remarked: “We did all we could.”