Saturday, November 28, 2020

Picture of the Week: Recycling England

England’s most disastrous World Cup performance ever

 

For the last few days, the nation attempted to get enthusiastic about the chances of the England team in the World Cup. Sadly and predictably, this came to nothing.

 

Recycling England
Recycling England

England’s woefully hopeless efforts are summed up best in an image sent to us by reader Peter Burrell that just had to be our Picture of the Week. In it are three recycling bins baring the captions “England shirts”, “England flags” and “betting slips”.

 

Last night, another of our readers, Joel Frampton, left the following comment on his Facebook page: “After losing tonight I wouldn’t fancy England’s chances against Costa Coffee never mind Costa Rica”. Sadly he is right. It is time indeed to recycle those England flags.

 

 

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    1. A very sore point, Matthew. I will present the England captain with a lighter, as he failed to win any matches. However, I love England dearly……

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