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Sébastien Jondeau

THE ROLL CALLPERSONALITIES

Sebastien JondeauKarl Lagerfeld’s bodyguard and personal assistant of 14 years has also modeled for Chanel. This ex boxer is “always immaculately suited” and also appeared in the 2011 Pirelli Calendar.

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