Monday, January 18, 2021

No. 2 - Pat Mountain (AKA ‘Pat The Prized Pillock’ and ‘Someone’s Nan’)

More of a molehill than a mountain, UKIP’s dimwit “interim leader” (for a moment and thankfully hopefully not a moment longer) believes her party to be “anything but racist.” In a lorry wreck of an interview on Adam Boulton’s ‘All About Politics’ on Sky News on 2nd December 2019, this Brighton based berk and wannabe Kate Hopkins remarked of the impending General Election: “We don’t have any black candidates, but we’ve one maybe Indian sort. I’m not quite sure what he is.” Of Tommy Robinson, she added: “I thought you’d ask me about him… Tommy Robinson has associations with other racist parties… He’s knocking on Boris Johnson’s door” and of the PM himself, then concluded: “He’s just warmed-up Theresa May. He could have been microwaved.” Pat Mountain has also previously declared she’s into “shenanigans” and daytime telly, but about the only thing this Diane Abbott-like woman got right is her analysis of her electoral chances when she announced: “I won’t be entering 10 Downing Street anytime soon.” Pip Pip Pat.

 

Words of wisdom from ‘Pat The Prized Pillock’:

 

“I’ve no idea what a constituency is… I don’t know any of our key targets either.”

 

“A branch can be just two people. We can regroup. Jog on the Brexit Party and Nigel Farage.”

 

“UKIP is brave… If we’re given the chance to govern, every British citizen would sleep easier.”

 

“I joined UKIP because we’re not safe on our streets… I have friends who won’t go out after dark because someone might jump out of the shadows.”

 

“I don’t believe in feminism and all that nonsense… But women have become the underclass.”

 

“Be as brave as Gerrard Batten. We thank you for your bravery Gerrard. You have been so brave and you saved UKIP.”

 

“I stand ready to sail the good ship UKIP into clear waters.”

 

“I could talk at length, but I haven’t got much time left… I better not go on.”

 

Pat Mountain (AKA ‘Pat The Prized Pillock’ and ‘Someone’s Nan’) – UKIP’s interim leader in December 2019, Pat Mountain is a Brighton based berk with no idea what a constituency is. She thinks Gerrard Batten “brave.”
Pat Mountain (AKA ‘Pat The Prized Pillock’ and ‘Someone’s Nan’) – UKIP’s interim leader in December 2019, Pat Mountain is a Brighton based berk with no idea what a constituency is. She thinks Gerrard Batten “brave.”
Pat Mountain (AKA ‘Pat The Prized Pillock’ and ‘Someone’s Nan’) – UKIP’s interim leader in December 2019, Pat Mountain is a Brighton based berk with no idea what a constituency is. She thinks Gerrard Batten “brave.”
Pat Mountain (AKA ‘Pat The Prized Pillock’ and ‘Someone’s Nan’) – UKIP’s interim leader in December 2019, Pat Mountain is a Brighton based berk with no idea what a constituency is. She thinks Gerrard Batten “brave.”
Pat Mountain (AKA ‘Pat The Prized Pillock’ and ‘Someone’s Nan’) – UKIP’s interim leader in December 2019, Pat Mountain is a Brighton based berk with no idea what a constituency is. She thinks Gerrard Batten “brave.”

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Jolly giant Labour politician and all round brainbox Sharon Hodgson MP

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Sharon Hodgson MP

Pat Mountain (AKA ‘Pat The Prized Pillock’ and ‘Someone’s Nan’) – UKIP’s interim leader in December 2019, Pat Mountain is a Brighton based berk with no idea what a constituency is. She thinks Gerrard Batten “brave.”

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Pat Mountain (AKA ‘Pat The Prized Pillock’ and ‘Someone’s Nan’)

Betsy DeVos (née Elisabeth Prince)

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Betsy DeVos (née Elisabeth Prince)

The Rt. Hon. The Lord Ashdown GCMG, CH, KBE, PC (better known as Paddy Ashdown)

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The Rt. Hon. The Lord Ashdown GCMG, CH, KBE, PC (better known as Paddy Ashdown)

Baroness Pidding CBE (AKA, “The Bet Lynch Baroness”, born Emma Pidding)

5

Baroness Pidding CBE (AKA, “The Bet Lynch Baroness”, born Emma Pidding)

Diane Sawyer

6

Diane Sawyer (born Lila Diane Sawyer)

Ashley Mote

7

Ashley Mote

Victoria Borwick MP (AKA “Lady Borwick”, née Victoria Poore)

8

Victoria Borwick MP (AKA “VB” and “Lady Borwick”, née Victoria Poore)

Christine Walkden

9

Christine Walkden

Mhairi Black MP

10

Mhairi Black MP

Lord Boothby

11

The Rt. Hon. The Lord Boothby KBE (born Robert Boothby, also known as Bob Boothby, 1900 – 1986)

Jack Duffin

12

Jack Duffin

Daniel Topolski

13

Daniel Topolski (1945 – 2015)

Julia Hartley-Brewer

14

Julia Hartley-Brewer

Dr Hyacinth Morgan

15

Dr Hyacinth Morgan (1885 – 1956)

16

Joanne Coburn (AKA “Jo” Coburn)

17

Kate Williams

18

Jon Favreau (AKA “Favs” Favreau)

19

Matt Forde

20

Anna Soubry MP

21

Dame Elaine Kellett-Bowman DBE (1923 – 2014)

22

The Rt. Hon. Dame Eliza Manningham-Buller DCB

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Gavin Newsom

24

Sir Bernard Ingham

25

Stella Creasy MP

26

Paul Staines (AKA Guido Fawkes)

27

The Rt. Hon. the Baroness Neville-Jones DCMG PC

28

The Rt. Hon. The Lady Garden of Frognal

29

Jean Barker, Baroness Trumpington DCVO, PC

30

Martha Kearney

31

Giulio Andreotti (1919 – 2013)

32

Brian Coleman

33

Kathy Clugston

34

Barbara Walters

35

Clare Balding

36

The Rt. Hon. Margaret Hodge MBE MP (also known as Lady Hodge)

37

Dan Penteado

38

Esther McVey MP

39

The Rt. Hon. Theresa May MP

Gregory Barker

40

The Rt. Hon. Gregory Barker (AKA “Greg Barker”)

41

John Simpson CBE

42

Terry Venables

43

Sir David Frost, Kt., OBE (1939 - 2013)

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Lizo Mzimba

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10 COMMENTS

  1. She’s right about immigrants!!!!!!!!!! But don’t send her Down Under!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She’s an ugly Sheila!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No thanks —- send me Katie Hopkins instead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YUMMY BIRD that one!!!!!!!!!

  2. How utterly horrible. Pam Mountain is a lovely woman and you should realise she’s trying to save your country —- YOU PEOPLE ARE NO DOUBT IMMIGRANT FILTH SCUM TRASH.

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