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Omar Borkan Al Gala

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Omar Borkan Al GalaThis Dubai born poet, actor and photographer was expelled from Saudi Arabia in April 2013 by the Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vices for being “too sexy”. He has over 175,000 fans on his Facebook page and of women he states: “The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides”. As Derek Zoolander once said: “There must be more to life than being really, really ridiculously good-looking”.

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