Thursday, November 26, 2020

#35 - Nicholas van Hoogstraten (also known as Adolph von Hessen and born Nicholas Marcel Hoogstraten)

Nicholas van HoogstratenThis controversial tycoon is allegedly worth £500 million and believes Robert Mugabe to be “one hundred percent decent and incorruptible”. Nicknamed “The Maniac in the Mink” and “Nasty Nick”, van Hoogstraten is famed for a still unfinished mansion in Sussex with a frontage larger than Buckingham Palace and being exceptionally stingy with teabags. Of a nun who hit him with a chair leg at the Jesuit school he attended, he stated: “I grabbed it and hit her – and she never tried it again” and of himself, the father of five children by three women once commented: “Well a lot of people think I’m mad”. We most certainly agree.


The Roll Call - THE BOLD AND THE DARING

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Penny Streeter OBE (née Penny Stiff) – From homeless to multi-millionairess – A classic ‘rags to riches’ tale is that of Penny Streeter. After being made homeless, she founded a recruitment firm and is now worth some £208 million through her A24 Group.

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Penny Streeter OBE (née Penny Stiff)

Dr Bernard Ecclestone (AKA Bernie Ecclestone, ‘The Grinch’ and ‘Bungling Bernie’) – This common as muck, stingy, diminutive dwarf once suggested Hitler was “able to get things done” and outrageously suggested the leader of the Black Shirts’ son, Max Moseley, “would do a super job” as Prime Minister. Notoriously tight, a former garage mechanic and once forced to pay £10 million in connection with tax avoidance, Bernie Ecclestone has been subject to an expose by Tom Bower. He has only one real friend, a creepy fellow with halitosis, and an alleged billionaire who wouldn’t pay to help get his own mother-in-law retrieved after she was kidnapped. He claims to be bright enough to be a doctor, but stamps and trains couldn’t make this prat anything other than the village idiot.

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Dr Bernard Ecclestone (AKA Bernie Ecclestone, ‘The Grinch’ and ‘Bungling Bernie’)

Belgian-born lawyer turned liar Alexander van der Zwaan – “Playboy” turned lawyer Alexander van der Zwaan had it all but destroyed his reputation after being jailed for 30 days for lying to the FBI in April 2018 over Russia’s links to President Trump’s election campaign. Aside from receiving positive publicity in Tatler after marrying Eva Khan, daughter of a Ukrainian-Russian billionaire named German Khan, in a “lavish society ceremony” at Luton Hoo, Bedfordshire in June 2017, this “ostentatious” Belgian-born, Notting Hill based attorney might now realise that telling the truth is generally for the best.

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Alexander van der Zwaan

Badly dressed bigoted property tycoons Fergus and Judith Wilson – Fat former boxer Fergus Wilson and his badly dressed Hyacinth Bucket-like wife banned “coloured people” from renting from them in Kent

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Fergus and Judith Wilson

Alfie Best II – Romany Gypsy turned multi-millionaire businessman

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Alfie Best II

2006 Securitas depot robber Lee Brahim Murray-Lamrani (AKA ‘Lightning Lee’ and ‘The Stopwatch’) – Cage fighter and mastermind of Britain’s biggest cash robbery

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Lee Brahim Murray-Lamrani (AKA ‘Lightning Lee’ and ‘The Stopwatch’)

Chrissie Rucker

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Chrissie Rucker MBE

Alison Platt

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Alison Platt

The Baroness Brady of Knightsbridge CBE (better known as Karren Brady, AKA “The First Lady of Football”)

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The Baroness Brady of Knightsbridge CBE (better known as Karren Brady, AKA “The First Lady of Football”)

The Rt. Hon. The Lord Alliance CBE (Born: Davoud Alliance, Persian: داوود آلیانس, Hebrew: דייוויד אליאנס)

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The Rt. Hon. The Lord Alliance CBE (Born: Davoud Alliance, Persian: داوود آلیانس, Hebrew: דייוויד אליאנס)

Christina Ketley (AKA “Mrs Goldfinger”)

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Christina Ketley

Pete Halat

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Pete Halat

Businessman and West Ham United shareholder David Sullivan (AKA “Dave Sullivan”)

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David Sullivan

Radovan Vitek

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Radovan Vitek

Alphonse Fletcher, Jr.

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Alphonse Fletcher, Jr. (AKA “Buddy Fletcher”)

Martin Taylor

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Martin Taylor

Eike Batista

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Eike Batista

Alexandra Lebenthal

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Alexandra Lebenthal (AKA “The New Queen of Wall Street”)

Sam Cook

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Sam Cook

Dame Shirley Porter DBE

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Dame Shirley Porter DBE (née Shirley Cohen)

Oliver Trusgnach

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Oliver Trusgnach

Raj Shastri

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Raj Von Badlo (also known as Raj Shastri and Raj Paull)

Aby Rosen

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Aby Rosen

Nathan Goralnik

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Nathan Goralnik (AKA “Nate Goralnik”)

karen blackett

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Karen Blackett OBE

lady de rothschild

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Lady de Rothschild (also known as Lynn Forester de Rothschild, née Lynn Forester)

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Ryan Serhant

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Felix Dennis (1947 – 2014)

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Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss (AKA “The Winklevii”)

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Archibald Hall (AKA Archibald Thomson-Hall, Roy Fontaine, the Killer Butler and the Monster Butler, 1924 – 2002)

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Paul Reichmann (1930 – 2013)

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Yan Assoun

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Catherine Hooper

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Ingrid Lederhaas-Okun

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Nicholas van Hoogstraten (also known as Adolph von Hessen and born Nicholas Marcel Hoogstraten)

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Jesse Livermore (1877 – 1940)

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Michelle Mone OBE

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Hillel Nahmad (AKA “Helly Nahmad”)

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Andreas Panayiotou

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Peter Scott (born Peter Craig Gulston, 1931 – 2013)

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Hilary Devey

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Marcus Cooper

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Ronald Edwards (1931 – 1994), better known as Buster Edwards

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Giovanni Di Stefano

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David Elias

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Eric Hersman

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Robert Bourne and Sally Greene OBE

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Leslie "Les" Allen-Vercoe (also known as Les Vercoe)

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Raffaele Mincione

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Captain Simon Mann

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Jack O'Shea

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James Murdoch

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Donald Trump Sr.

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Lord & Lady Black (Conrad Black & Barbara Amiel)

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Andrew Davis


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