Friday, October 30, 2020

Lee Brahim Murray-Lamrani (AKA ‘Lightning Lee’ and ‘The Stopwatch’)

The “mastermind of Britain’s biggest cash robbery”, “from the streets kid” and “scary son of a b**ch” Lee Murray was born in Greenwich and nicknamed (much to his displeasure) ‘The Alien’ by fellow members of what was known as the ‘Buttmarsh Boys’ gang. He “liked punching people almost at random in the street”, turned to crime in his teens and most notably received a sentence of twenty-five years in prison in 2010 for his part in the robbery of £53 million ($64.6 million, €61.1 million or درهم 237.4 million) in cash from a Securitas depot in Tonbridge, Kent in 2006.

 

After what many called “the crime of avarice of the decade”, 6’3” tall Murray – a one-time rising star mixed martial arts fighter and “friend and rival” of Katie Price’s ex-husband Alex Reid – fled to Morocco (where his father had been born and attempted to claim nationality to avoid British justice) but was convicted of drugs offences in Rabat in 2007. A bid to return him to Britain in exchange for a suspected terrorist wanted in regard to the 2003 Casablanca bombings later came to nothing.

 

In 2011, “caged cage fighter” Murray – who is said to have fathered a child “by a woman visitor who was not his wife” inside Salé prison and was put in “the hole” for six months due to being caught with a laptop computer in his cell – was amazingly able to give an interview via text message from his cell to the Middle Easy website. In it, he claimed being in a Moroccan jail is “better than being in a UK prison any day”, thanked those who’d created ‘Free Lee Murray’ T-shirts (but claimed he’d only instead wear one saying: ‘Free OJ’) and stated: “I have no regrets on any part of my life, the way I lived my life has made me the man I am today I’ve done a lot of things a lot of other people would regret but I don’t think you should regret anything in life, just learn from it instead”.

 

Less than half the money stolen by Murray and his associates has ever been found and still to this day the former drug dealer, when asked, is said to state: “I was a millionaire before that heist, my friend”.

 

The Roll Call - THE BOLD AND THE DARING

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Penny Streeter OBE (née Penny Stiff) – From homeless to multi-millionairess – A classic ‘rags to riches’ tale is that of Penny Streeter. After being made homeless, she founded a recruitment firm and is now worth some £208 million through her A24 Group.

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Penny Streeter OBE (née Penny Stiff)

Dr Bernard Ecclestone (AKA Bernie Ecclestone, ‘The Grinch’ and ‘Bungling Bernie’) – This common as muck, stingy, diminutive dwarf once suggested Hitler was “able to get things done” and outrageously suggested the leader of the Black Shirts’ son, Max Moseley, “would do a super job” as Prime Minister. Notoriously tight, a former garage mechanic and once forced to pay £10 million in connection with tax avoidance, Bernie Ecclestone has been subject to an expose by Tom Bower. He has only one real friend, a creepy fellow with halitosis, and an alleged billionaire who wouldn’t pay to help get his own mother-in-law retrieved after she was kidnapped. He claims to be bright enough to be a doctor, but stamps and trains couldn’t make this prat anything other than the village idiot.

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Dr Bernard Ecclestone (AKA Bernie Ecclestone, ‘The Grinch’ and ‘Bungling Bernie’)

Belgian-born lawyer turned liar Alexander van der Zwaan – “Playboy” turned lawyer Alexander van der Zwaan had it all but destroyed his reputation after being jailed for 30 days for lying to the FBI in April 2018 over Russia’s links to President Trump’s election campaign. Aside from receiving positive publicity in Tatler after marrying Eva Khan, daughter of a Ukrainian-Russian billionaire named German Khan, in a “lavish society ceremony” at Luton Hoo, Bedfordshire in June 2017, this “ostentatious” Belgian-born, Notting Hill based attorney might now realise that telling the truth is generally for the best.

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Alexander van der Zwaan

Badly dressed bigoted property tycoons Fergus and Judith Wilson – Fat former boxer Fergus Wilson and his badly dressed Hyacinth Bucket-like wife banned “coloured people” from renting from them in Kent

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Fergus and Judith Wilson

Alfie Best II – Romany Gypsy turned multi-millionaire businessman

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Alfie Best II

2006 Securitas depot robber Lee Brahim Murray-Lamrani (AKA ‘Lightning Lee’ and ‘The Stopwatch’) – Cage fighter and mastermind of Britain’s biggest cash robbery

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Lee Brahim Murray-Lamrani (AKA ‘Lightning Lee’ and ‘The Stopwatch’)

Chrissie Rucker

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Chrissie Rucker MBE

Alison Platt

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Alison Platt

The Baroness Brady of Knightsbridge CBE (better known as Karren Brady, AKA “The First Lady of Football”)

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The Baroness Brady of Knightsbridge CBE (better known as Karren Brady, AKA “The First Lady of Football”)

The Rt. Hon. The Lord Alliance CBE (Born: Davoud Alliance, Persian: داوود آلیانس, Hebrew: דייוויד אליאנס)

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The Rt. Hon. The Lord Alliance CBE (Born: Davoud Alliance, Persian: داوود آلیانس, Hebrew: דייוויד אליאנס)

Christina Ketley (AKA “Mrs Goldfinger”)

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Christina Ketley

Pete Halat

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Pete Halat

Businessman and West Ham United shareholder David Sullivan (AKA “Dave Sullivan”)

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David Sullivan

Radovan Vitek

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Radovan Vitek

Alphonse Fletcher, Jr.

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Alphonse Fletcher, Jr. (AKA “Buddy Fletcher”)

Martin Taylor

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Martin Taylor

Eike Batista

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Eike Batista

Alexandra Lebenthal

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Alexandra Lebenthal (AKA “The New Queen of Wall Street”)

Sam Cook

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Sam Cook

Dame Shirley Porter DBE

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Dame Shirley Porter DBE (née Shirley Cohen)

Oliver Trusgnach

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Oliver Trusgnach

Raj Shastri

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Raj Von Badlo (also known as Raj Shastri and Raj Paull)

Aby Rosen

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Aby Rosen

Nathan Goralnik

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Nathan Goralnik (AKA “Nate Goralnik”)

karen blackett

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Karen Blackett OBE

lady de rothschild

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Lady de Rothschild (also known as Lynn Forester de Rothschild, née Lynn Forester)

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Ryan Serhant

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Felix Dennis (1947 – 2014)

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Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss (AKA “The Winklevii”)

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Archibald Hall (AKA Archibald Thomson-Hall, Roy Fontaine, the Killer Butler and the Monster Butler, 1924 – 2002)

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Paul Reichmann (1930 – 2013)

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Yan Assoun

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Catherine Hooper

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Ingrid Lederhaas-Okun

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Nicholas van Hoogstraten (also known as Adolph von Hessen and born Nicholas Marcel Hoogstraten)

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Jesse Livermore (1877 – 1940)

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Michelle Mone OBE

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Hillel Nahmad (AKA “Helly Nahmad”)

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Andreas Panayiotou

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Peter Scott (born Peter Craig Gulston, 1931 – 2013)

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Hilary Devey

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Marcus Cooper

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Ronald Edwards (1931 – 1994), better known as Buster Edwards

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Giovanni Di Stefano

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David Elias

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Eric Hersman

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Robert Bourne and Sally Greene OBE

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Leslie "Les" Allen-Vercoe (also known as Les Vercoe)

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Raffaele Mincione

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Captain Simon Mann

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Jack O'Shea

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James Murdoch

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Donald Trump Sr.

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Lord & Lady Black (Conrad Black & Barbara Amiel)

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Andrew Davis


10 COMMENTS

  1. Leeroy is a bit of a Billy!!!!!!!!!!!!! All those spondulix and he can’t even keep himself out of the hole!!!!!!!!!!!!! He wouldn’t last a minute Down Under!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • How is it that the justice system got to ‘extend’ his sentence by 15 years? Seems a lot unfair without knowing more details about the system. Like can they just decide to extend the sentence again sometime? Or decide to arbitrarily reduce the sentence? Who gets to decide and under which circumstances?

  2. I’ve come across people who knew him when he partied in Mayfair and got stabbed. He went down fighting. No coward this boy.

  3. I watched a documentary about this matter only this week. What this man did to the people at the depot was terrible. They are mentally scarred for life and his time in the hole is much necessary as punishment.

  4. He plainly lost a few braincells fighting. He orchestrated a clever robbery but he did not control the aftermath. Stupid boy!

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