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Jessica Jackson Sloan (born Jessica Hurst)

Born in Alabama in 1982, Jessica Jackson Sloan has morphed from a high-school dropout with a baby and a drug addict, jailbird husband in 2004 to, most bizarrely, one half of a “criminal justice reform dream team” with Kim Kardashian in 2020. “Steely-eyed blonde,” divorced and the co-founder of #Cut50 – a bipartisan effort aimed at reducing America’s incarceration rate – this Santa Clara University of Law graduate became Mayor of Mill Valley City Council in Marin County, California in 2015 and got herself involved with her “famous reality star legal apprentice” thanks to Donald Trump’s son-in-law, Jared Kushner. Jackson Sloan claims to want to “craft better policies that help, not hurt,” yet the choice of the somewhat shady company she keeps will continue to leave many questioning this plainly fame and power hungry woman’s true motivations.


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  1. Her connections are plainly of the lowest common denominator. I would not trust her with a barge pole. She’s got the aura of Ann Coulter merged with Kellyanne Conway. Dangerous.

  2. She seems to want to do good for the world – a shame that she’s chosen to do so by associating with really trashy people. Makes me suspicious.

  3. Pwoah!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Send this Sheila Down Under!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’ll give her a legal education and the rest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I bet her behind is better than the Kardashian Sheila and she’s definitely got the better brain box too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She’s HOT!!!!!!!!!!! Pwoah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. Pwoah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get this Sheila sent Down Under!!!!!!!!!!!! Rod here could do with a bit of this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’ll get her legally sorted!!!!!!!!!!! And you can throw in the Kardashian for good measure and a tinnie also!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pwoah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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