The Donald is an example of the case of if you owed the bank £5,000, they’d close you down but if you owed the bank £5 billion, you own the bank. Nearly bankrupt in 1989, Donald Trump has again triumphed in recent years. With a salary of $3 million an episode for The Apprentice and an estimated worth of $7 billion, The King of the Combover decided he’d try and become Leader of the Free World in 2016. The result was a car crash of epic proportions.
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I realise you wrote this in 2012 but wouldn’t you now agree that he’s now nothing other than a total cock?