Wally of the Week – Ann Widdecombe

The Right Honourable Ann Noreen Widdecombe PC, DSG is a woman who is just about anti everything. She is anti-abortion, anti-drugs, anti-foxhunting, anti-LGBT rights and anti-EU. Now, in announcing she’ll be standing for Nigel Farage’s Brexit Party at the forthcoming European Elections, this bitter old harridan has yet again proven the true worth of her character.

A charmless woman who once  branded Michael, now Lord Howard, as “having something of the night about him” (and was justly accused of being anti-semitic for saying such), Widdecombe is actually pro two things: The retention of blasphemy laws and the re-introduction of the death penalty. She does not support money being used to combat climate change, as an MP wanted to keep expenses claims secret and previously endorsed Andrea ‘Loathsome’ Leadsom as a woman “ideal” to lead the Conservative Party.

Obsessed with cats and goats, but plainly not a lover of people, “Doris Karloff” as prisons minister also defended a government policy of shackling pregnant prisoners with handcuffs when in hospital receiving ante-natal care. Here indeed is a convert from the Anglican church to Catholicism, who truly is nothing but nasty.