Saturday, October 31, 2020

Tulisa hits Belgravia

Former N-Dubz singer Tulisa Contostavlos arrested and taken to Belgravia Police Station

 

We’re no fans of Tulisa here at The Steeple Times. Her music is appalling and her sex tape story was just tedious. That she calls herself a “role model” and an “inspiration” for “Broken Britain”. Plainly the girl is delusional and we weren’t, therefore, surprised to hear that she was arrested yesterday on suspicion of supplying class A drugs.

 

In custody at Belgravia Police Station, Miss Contostavlos no doubt faced some serious questions following being caught on camera by an undercover reporter working for The Sun in recent days.

 

Tulisa Contostavlos
Tulisa Contostavlos

Tulisa's Hertfordshire home was raided by police following her arrest
Tulisa’s Hertfordshire home was raided by police following her arrest

And Tulisa's friend, who has been described by the media as a "drug dealer", rapper Mike GLC was also arrested
And Tulisa’s friend, who has been described by the media as a “drug dealer”, rapper Mike GLC was also arrested

In the journalist’s footage, Tulisa can be heard saying:

 

“Half my phone book sells it. Of course I can get it for you… Half the guys I know are drug dealers. One’s a massive cocaine dealer. He’s my best friend. He’s a gangster – he’s my gangster”.

 

“We talk in lingo. I’ll say, ‘Hi, have you got any sweets?’ and he’ll be like, ‘How many sweets do you want?’”

 

Of the arrest, a Metropolitan Police spokesman stated:

 

“Officers from Westminster have today, Tuesday June 4, arrested two people – a 35-year old man and a 24-year old woman – by appointment at a central London police station on suspicion of being concerned win the supply of class A drugs. They remain in custody at a central London police station”.

 

It’s a shame that the police didn’t decide to keep her there. The world would have been appreciative.

 

 

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  1. Eccentricity has its limits even for the rich and famous. Excessive vanity and self-centeredness, grandiose sense of self importance. It was her arrogance and boastfulness that led to her arrest.
    Simon Cowell certainly knows how to pick them.

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