Tuesday, January 26, 2021

A Security Lobotomy at The Botanist

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‘The Steeple Times’ reports on anything but a ‘Super Saturday’ at The Botanist on Sloane Square; we share here imagery and a video of a thieving woman whom must be caught

It was sadly anything but a ‘Super Saturday’ for one loyal reader of The Steeple Times yesterday after her designer handbag was stolen in plain sight at The Botanist on Sloane Square.

 

Captured on camera with security guards on the premises also, the brazen thief – a black woman with black hair with a white stripe accompanied by a white woman with black hair and a colourful coat – helped herself to what she was not entitled at around 3.45pm.

 

A video of the event, later shared on Twitter by Matthew Steeples of ‘The Steeple Times’ attracted comments including: “Absolute scum” and “Lock her up!” of the perpertrator. Another added: “Those braids are very distinctive.”

Disappointingly for the victim, aside from the theft of an item worth several thousand pounds, the attitude of the management of The Botanist was not especially sympathetic.

 

Lamenting how she was treated after the crime had been identified, the victim told The Steeple Times: “I didn’t expect much, but they had a security guard and he didn’t even notice what was going on. They may as well have a Pug guarding their door. One of them would have been far more effective than the short-sighted beefcake they had there yesterday!”

 

Do you know this woman? If so, please report her to the Metropolitan Police or send her name to us at editorial@thesteepletimes.com and we will be sure to pass it on.

 

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A Security Lobotomy at The Botanist – Thief caught on camera – ‘The Steeple Times’ reports on anything but a ‘Super Saturday’ at The Botanist on Sloane Square; we share here imagery and a video of a thieving woman whom must be caught. 4th July 2020, The Botanist, 7 Sloane Square, London, SW1W 8EE.
The sequence of events of the theft in the order it was caught on camera (left to right, from top left) at The Botanist at 7 Sloane Square, London, SW1W 8EE on 4th July 2020 at around 3.45pm.
Matthew Steeples
A graduate of the London School of Economics, Matthew Steeples is a writer and marketing consultant. He conceived The Steeple Times as a media arena to fill the void between the Mail Online, The Huffington Post and such organs as the New York Social Diary in 2012.
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13 COMMENTS

  1. Great skills…unlucky love! Who puts a valuable handbag on the floor in the first place? A moronic fool just like the great unwashed Steeples.

    • You sound like a right bloody c**t Dave. I hope someone robs your house and ties your wife up and beats your children. I am sure you might want some sympathy then. Well, you won’t be getting any here you filthy cretin.

      • Sound like? I am one you malodorous excuse for a man, Roger. Or is this you Matthew, using one of your numerous pseudonyms on this forum as a guise to anyone actually reading this! Now f@ck off mate and get back into the Kings Road Maccas to have your daily shower princess. Oh, and whilst you’re at it pick me up a small fries please.

        • Whomever you are, I am delighted you are quite so worked up at the genuine dislike you have attracted. Now go and enjoy your Scottish food like a nice little child, will you.

  2. Sorry this happened to your friend Matthew, criminals seem to have upped their brazenness nowadays, the way they pilfer anything that’s not screwed to the floor. How I hope this or these scumbags are named and shamed and banged up for their troubles where, with luck, any males involved will end being banged and well and truly screwed themselves by a fellow gay gangster who forces said thief into being his and his gay mates whipping boy. I’d call that karma.

  3. It is obvious it was premeditated, she must have done it there before.
    The images on camera and video are very clear so it should be easy to identify and arrest the thief and her accomplice. Botanist should do a better security job,

  4. This thieving toe rag needs to be tied to a post in the middle of Sloane Square and shamed. Put a banner on her and leave her there for a week.

  5. Get this bitch Down Under!!!!!!!!!! I’ll deal with the thieving Sheila!!!!!!!!!!!!!! As for the nice girl they robbed — PWOAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. Find these demonic thieves and lock them up. They’re 1000% professional thieves!!!!

    Shame on police for not finding them.

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