Securing Trump

Donald Trump exposed as paranoid (and claims he could have had “a shot” at a relationship with the late Diana, Princess of Wales)

 

This weekend, The Daily Beast reported that wannabe President of the United States of America Donald Trump “used to test his dates for AIDS”.

 

Securing Trump - Donald Trump is a paranoid man with a need for security
Securing Trump – Donald Trump is a paranoid man with a need for security

 

Trump, who flew to the US border with Mexico with a ridiculously large entourage of security staff, The Beast’s Asawin Suebsang reported is not only “a tad germophobic” – he has described the custom of handshaking to be “barbaric” – but also used to ask potential lovers to test for STDs in the 1990s. Shortly after his divorce from Ivana Trump in 1991, The Donald remarked:

 

“I have been known to say that [take an STD test] to women… It’s one way to be careful. There are lots of ways. I’m saying, take all of those ways and double them, because you will need them… It’s very scary out there”.

 

In the same article, it was also revealed that Trump regretted not asking the late Diana, Princess of Wales out. Referring to an interview with NBC, Suebsang stated:

 

“Do you think you would have seriously had a shot?” NBC’s Stone Phillips asked Trump during a ‘Dateline’ segment from November 1997. (Princess Diana [sic] had died that past August). “I think so, yeah”, Trump replied. “I always have a shot”.

 

Elsewhere, Trump announced last Thursday that he will run as a third-party candidate if the Republican Party are “not fair” to him. In a statement to The Hill, The Donald commented:

 

“The [Republican National Committee] has not been supportive. They were always supportive when I was a contributor. I was their fair-haired boy… The RNC has been, I think, very foolish… I’ll have to see how I’m being treated by the Republicans… Absolutely, if they’re not fair, that would be a factor”.

 

God help America.

 

 

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2 COMMENTS

  1. I am very disappointed that Mr Trump has not used his wealth to support the Find Madeleine campaign. Poor dear Gerry and Kate McCann needs all the resources they can get in their efforts to find their beloved daughter Madeleine. It is shameful that Mr Trump is wasting so much on trying to become President when he could use this money instead to help find Madeleine. Find Madeleine, find her now. Come on Donald. Please.

  2. What on earth has Madeline McCann got to do with a presidential campaign!!! My motto is ‘its time for America to dump the Trump for President’! He’s an idiot!

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