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Swivel-eyed berk Sir Christopher Meyer appears on Sky News in a plastered condition; his “Chanel-clad” pointy-fingered wife was, however, nowhere to be seen

Concealing a bit of a bash on Tuesday evening, tittle-tattling former ambassador Sir Christopher Meyer appeared on Sky News to share some totally irrelevant drivel that nobody needed to know about the relationship between America and China. Anybody sensible went to the kitchen and poured themselves a glass of wine during the tedious segment and only returned when the obnoxious oaf had been replaced onscreen.

 

As ever, drippy dimwit Sir Christopher, husband to the late-not-so-great PM Theresa May’s bestie, sniveling snob Baroness “Chanel-Clad” (AKA ‘Charity-Tin Cathy’), proved himself as much use as a chocolate teapot. His most pertinent remark was to claim: “Trump is desperate to shift the blame for the coronavirus onto the Chinese… Why? Because this is an election year.” A revelation and a half, if ever there were one.

 

Subsequently, looking and sounding a tad beyond over-oiled, this weird wazzock continued: “Remember injections of disinfectant and all that?” Perhaps, indeed, his not-so-good lady wife had administered him with just such prior to plonking the plaster-clad prat in front of Sky News’ camera.

 

Now, Sir Christopher: Please, just get back on your meds old chap. Thank you kindly.

 

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Plastered Meyer – Sir Christopher Meyer appears on Sky plastered – Swivel-eyed berk Sir Christopher Meyer appears on Sky News in a plastered condition; his “Chanel-clad” pointy-fingered wife was, however, nowhere to be seen.
Elsewhere, on Twitter, a “South American banker” named David Hutchinson shared his views about deservedly loathed “red-socked fop” also. He most accurately commented: “Sir Christopher Meyer. Anti-EU. A cerebral skinhead without the tattoos.”
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4 COMMENTS

  1. Can’t he just take his pension, sit in his slippers and pipe down? Nobody wants to hear this rambling half-cut anymore. Nobody ever wanted to hear from him in the first place. He was appointed John Major’s press secretary – and that says it all!

  2. I’ve seen nippy fingers and this one in Colbert. She has a nasty scowl and points at everyone. No manners. I expect she was raised by a street urchin in Russia or wherever she is from. As for those kids of hers, I feel sorry for their poor father. I bet he is a decent guy.

  3. Don’t send his weird wife Down Under!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She’s one Strange Sheila!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Strange voice too!!!!!!!!!!! I can’t see her being any good in a threesome for starters and she’d probably nick my Castlemaine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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