The arrest of Steve Bannon is a moment of hope for America; may this nasty piece of toerag have the book most deservedly thrown at him and may Donald Trump get it next
A parody account on Twitter has as Steve Bannon’s handle: “When things start smelling it’s time to take out the trash” and today with the arrest of this megalomaniac has come the first stage in that process.
On 21st July, the same account tweeted: “America is FINALLY ready for fascism” and on 4th August, the person controlling it added: “The harder they come… Trump and Kushners are two gangster families and the Tax returns will prove it.”
Here, now with this far-right pig facing upto 40 years in prison, finally comes the start of the downfall of the dumb regime of Donald Trump. Next, with the help of a little leakage of video footage from the mucky madam Ghislaine Maxwell and others the end of what has been quite possibly one of the most cringeworthy presidencies in history could most wonderfully be the ultimate result.
Sarah Vine – vacuous journalist and wife of Michael Gove – takes to Twitter to try to justify Boris Johnson taking a holiday at a time of economic catastrophe, coronavirus and an exams fiasco
Daily Mail journalist Sarah Vine – the wife of Michael Gove and a woman whom terms herself a “Westminster WAG” on Twitter – is deservedly detested by many.
Known for spouting drivel, ‘Sarah Vain’ attempted to justify Boris Johnson going on holiday on the social media site this morning. In a tweet responding to the radio presenter James O’Brien, this poison pen quipped: “Being prime minister is 24/7. The stress alone is incomprehensible. People make bad decisions when they are tired and stressed.”
O’Brien, himself, had quite accurately asked: “What exactly is Boris Johnson taking a holiday from? It’s certainly not work.” He is completely right – our useless prime minister should most certainly not be heading for the hills at a time of national emergency.
Sarah Vine’s tweet illustrated how out of touch she is with the public mood. The prime minister should not be taking a holiday at a time of economic catastrophe, coronavirus and an exams fiasco.
After using Twitter to dump her sex offender husband Natalie Elphicke MP has returned to the medium to abuse immigrants
Natalie Elphicke OBE MP only got rid of her “naughty Tory” sex offender husband after he was convicted. Until then she’d stood by this deranged deviant and thinking she was being clever, she dumped the disgraced ex-MP Charlie Elphicke via Twitter.
Whilst Mrs Elphicke cannot be blamed for her husband’s actions, she has admitted that she knew what he’d been upto and held hands with him as they left Southwark Crown Court during the trial. Here was an opportunistic woman who only ran for the hills when she knew the writing was on the wall and her, ridiculously, is a woman whom even managed to seize her now ex’s parliamentary seat also.
This morning at about 9am, 8 illegal entrants motored into Britain. This is the dinghy they arrived in. This is the reality of the small boats crossings.
Only when migrants and traffickers alike know that they will be stopped and returned will these journeys come to an end. pic.twitter.com/rQMHcTRRMV
— Natalie Elphicke Ross OBE (@NatalieElphicke) August 16, 2020
A shoeless Natalie Elphicke posed on a beach with what appeared to be a brand new boat on 16th August. No actual immigrants appeared in her video.
Now, Mrs Elphicke thinks she can put the past behind her and yesterday she returned to her favoured medium on Twitter to share a video of herself standing shoeless by a boat ranting about immigrants.
“It is unacceptable,” Elphicke raged, before adding: “Seven fit men and one woman. They came in this high-end dinghy and they’ve run away into the village.”
In response, Twitter users quite rightly condemned the Tory MP. One, @TerryRTull remarked: “You would hope with the exams crisis, #COVID19 and #BrexitReality coming you’d have more urgent things to occupy yourself. Concentrate on the traffickers.”
Another, @fullerk006, added: “Can’t see any immigrants just a boat you put there for some sensationalism” whilst with irony one @FieryGingerCake remarked: “Can’t even control the husband.”
Twitter users condemned Natalie Elphicke’s “sensationalism” and told her to “concentrate on the traffickers.” One even remarked: “Can’t even control the husband.”One amusingly remarked: “Seven fit men, is she after a date?”Another commented: “How about standing in Knightsbridge pointing at the empty houses bought by the dodgy Russian money too! Keep playing to your base, Natalie!”“Please stop showboating” others suggested, whilst others quite rightly told Mrs Elphicke to focus on coronavirus, Brexit and the exam results fiasco.
Grand Greek Revival mini-mansion in Illinois goes on sale for just £35 per square foot in spite of having been mostly renovated; it is situated within an area colonised by utopian Swedish Janssonists
A grand Greek Revival style, 4,860 square foot house in a “quaint” part of Illinois that was originally settled by Swedish colonists has gone on sale for just £173,000 or an astonishing £35 per square foot. In Chelsea Barracks, London, to give a contrast, a 713 square foot apartment is currently on the market for £3.5 million or a staggering £4,909 per square foot.
Featured on the Facebook group For The Love Of Old Houses on Monday and built in 1856 to house offices and apartments for the Bishop Hill Colony trustees, 109 West Main Street, Bishop Hill is currently used as a bed and breakfast named the The Gallery Inn, but could easily be “very simply turned into a private residence” according to realtor Justin Landwehr of Navigate Realty.
The L-shaped house, which is of stucco over brick construction, stands on an open plot of 0.26 acres and includes 5 bedrooms and 4 bathrooms. There is also potential to create further accommodation on the “partially finished” third floor and at ground level there is a space that has been used both as a shop and apartment.
Presented in good condition but with a somewhat odd decorative style that might not appeal to all, the present business is described as “very successful.” It charges around £100 per room per night and of it, reviews are extremely positive on TripAdvisor. One suggests the property to be “peaceful with a calming effect” whilst another claims it to be “one of the best kept secrets in Illinois.”
Bishop Hill itself is listed on the US National Register of Historic Places and had an entirely white population of 128 according to the 2010 census. It is situated along the South Edwards River, a tributary of the Mississippi River, and finds itself with Chicago to the east, Des Moines to the west and St Louis to the south.
The settlement is described as having originally been “a utopian religious community which operated as a commune.” Its founder, Swedish pietist Eric Jansson (1808 – 1850), wanted to establish “the New Jerusalem” but was himself shot dead by another member in the local courthouse after prophesising about Jesus drinking in his father’s kingdom. Some followers expected him to rise on the third day, but, unsurprisingly, he did not.
The Numbers – The Gallery Inn, 109 West Main Street, Bishop Hill, Illinois, IL 61419, United States of America
August 2020 – Relisted for sale for £173,000 ($225,000, €192,000 or درهم317,000) through Navigate Realty, an increase of +173% on the 2008 sale price.
June 2019 – Listed for sale for £198,000 ($258,000, €219,000 or درهم948,000) through Sutton & Associates, an increase of +212.7% on the 2008 sale price.
March 2008 – Sold for £63,400 ($82,500, €70,100 or درهم116,000).
The entrance hallway of the Greek Revival style house features a staircase that features what a ‘For The Love Of Old Houses’ member described as a “craft store special feature wall.”Also in the double entrance hall is an ‘Exit’ sign.’ Some noted this to be “bizarre.”A sitting room is currently filled with Victorian furniture that would not look out of place in an episode of 1980s television series version of ‘Sherlock Holmes’ that starred the late Jeremy Brett.An empty room with a corner fireplace in the Greek Revival style house.Another room complete only with a single chair and a couple of lamps.The kitchen is also decidedly basic.Yet another empty space.Member of ‘For The Love Of Old Houses,’ Doris Collier, pointedly remarked: “What’s with the sinks being outside the bathrooms?”On The Gallery Inn’s website, this room is listed as ‘The Yellow Room.’ It is described as “cheery” and “overlooks the village park.”On The Gallery Inn’s website, this room is listed as ‘The Yellow Room.’ It is described as “cheery” and “overlooks the village park.”Another bedroom.And another.A modern shower room.One Anna Lewis Joyner commented: “How stately! Reminds of a [sic] English estate.”A view of the Greek Revival building from the side with an outbuilding behind.The extent of the building is clear from this shot of the rear.The setting of the Greek Revival house on the village street.A map illustrating the location in Illinois.
In a tweet this morning, witty wordsmith ‘Petsy’ was spot on when she suggested:
“Seems rather odd that Boris is proposing a lockdown for the over 50s, when that would mean locking himself down. After all, he is 57 years old, and obese.”
Wyatt is quite right: The Prime Minister’s proposal to lockdown over 50s is indeed beyond ludicrous. Instead, he should take action against the irresponsible millennials whom don’t social distance in bars in Brighton and the larger-than-life sorts whom bask on beaches in Bournemouth first.
Petronella Wyatt’s tweet condemned her former lover’s proposal to lockdown over 50s on Twitter on Monday 3rd August 2020.Boris Johnson and Petronella Wyatt pictured together at a party in the happier days when people could actually gather for such.
A witty ditty mocking Boris Johnson’s extra-marital activities.
Most commentators have missed the point about the Duchess of Sussex suggests Matthew Steeples; she has a single thing on her agenda and that is getting attention
The former Miss Markle turned now former senior royal may claim to have not cooperated with the authors of Finding Freedom, but frankly that is plainly as likely as Donald Trump taking a break from Twitter.
Just as Jo Moore used 7/11 to “bury bad news,” the petulant prat that is ‘MeGain’ has a single agenda and that is being the centre of attention. That news is spinning out that the one-time Z-list actress supposedly wasn’t “welcomed” and “didn’t have a support network,” in fact, just simply does not ring true.
With such people as the former ambassador Fiona Mcilwham – a woman once described as “the safest pair of hands you can get” – assisting her and the luxury of Frogmore Cottage as a home, here was a woman who wasn’t exactly forced to live in squalor and here was someone whom had access to plenty of good advice.
The simple fact of the matter is this: The grasping Duchess of Sussex was determined to ‘grab’ a royal when she came to England and then she was disappointed when it didn’t turn out to be as exciting as she thought it would be. She then went to America ludicrously expecting to again ‘triumph’ as an actress and harvest millions as a public speaker. Coronavirus got in the way, so now she is leaking her fury through Omid Scobie and Carolyn Durand. She might well think this is a good idea, but most would say she’d simply do better to give up and go away.
The Duchess of Sussex and the Duke of York are frankly both utter embarrassments to the royal family. Prince Harry, meanwhile, now just appears to be a total drip.
As the Duchess of York makes a fool of herself retching over a bowl of porridge in a blonde wig, one has to question why nobody reins this imbecile in; Fergie should ideally learn the art of silence
Described subsequently on Twitter as “looking like she is one of those trips that can only really be facilitated by ketamine and a large amount of rum,” the Duchess of York has again made an utter prat of herself on her Fergie & Friends YouTube channel.
Dressed in a blonde wig as Goldilocks, the former royal was videoed prancing around and retching over a bowl of porridge. Aside from the fact that she plainly missed the irony that her former husband’s ex-bestie Ghislaine Maxwell is currently “doing porridge,” Sarah Ferguson clearly has not learned a single thing from the Duke of York’s disastrous car crash interview with Emily Maitlis.
Whilst Prince Andrew should finally focus on doing the decent thing and going off to be interviewed by the FBI instead, his simpleton wife should do something else: Zip it.
Pictured top: Sarah Ferguson – an extremely stupid woman whom took £15,000 to pay off debts from the paedophile Jeffrey Epstein – retching over a bowl of porridge and being chased around the garden of the Berkshire home she shares with her ex-husband.
Twitter users unsurprisingly reacted to the Duchess of York’s antics with mocking comments.Another suggested the Duchess of York to be a female narcissist.
Owen Jones has yet again proven himself to be nothing but a self-indulgent berk in banging on about ‘cancel culture’ and the right ‘playing the victim’ card
Owen Jones just cannot help himself. A constant attention seeker, the author of Chavs has waded into the debate about ‘cancel culture’ – a new description for “the withdrawal of support or admiration for someone after an alleged misstep” – and as per usual made an utter arse of himself.
Aside from correctly describing himself as “sad” on his Twitter handle, Jones rarely gets much right and in his Guardian column today, this left-wing loudmouth achieved nothing in banging on about another of his favourite topics, that of ‘victimhood.’
Forever one prone to leaping on the status of being a ‘victim’ himself, Jones’ argued “millennials complaining on Twitter” are “better to be seen as the victim rather than the aggressor” when it comes to “brutal battlegrounds of the culture war.” His oversimplified view was rightly “slapped down” as “destroying democracy” previously last week by Piers Morgan and again now it should be dealt with similarly. If indeed anything should be cancelled, it is quite simply Owen Jones.
As outdoor swimming pools reopened, Michael Barrymore trended on social media; it is time thus to remind the disgraced entertainer to reveal the truth about what happened on the night of the 31st March 2001
On Saturday, as public outdoor swimming pools were allowed to reopen (indoor ones will follow on the 25th July), an image of the toxic twerp Michael Barrymore trended on social media.
Captioned simply: “Swimming pools to reopen,” the photograph circulated showed a sequin clad, somewhat bog eyed Barrymore looking drunk and delighted.
Whilst the shared image will offend some, it is also a timely reminder that the unfunny ex-comedian (born Michael Parker) still hasn’t explained what happened on the 31st March 2001 at his then home at Roydon in Essex. As we reported in September 2019, there were nine (accounted for) people present and of them one, Stuart Lubbock, was murdered and one was his murderer.
Again, today, we join those reminding Michael Barrymore to do the decent thing. He should take a break from trying to revive his career and from using Instagram to reach his few, sad sack ‘fans’ and finally answer the police’s questions about which person there that fateful night orchestrated the killing of an innocent man. Stuart Lubbock deserves justice and the dark secrets of Barrymore’s swimming pool finally need to be revealed.
Pictured top: A smashed off his face Michael Barrymore with his arms around the horrific and equally smashed off her face Marie-Claire, Baroness von Alvensleben; the image that circulated on social media.
