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Plated IX

15 more of the best plates spotted by readers of ‘The Steeple Times’

 

Continuing our series, below we feature 15 more unusual, laughable and entertaining number plates:

 

Toilet humour - WHO 5HAT
Toilet humour – WHO 5HAT

Satin over silk? - SAT 1N (courtesy of Glenmore Trenear Harvey)
Satin over silk? – SAT 1N (courtesy of Glenmore Trenear-Harvey)

Someone who suffers regularly with diarrhoea? - POO 9 POO
Someone who suffers regularly with diarrhoea? – POO 9 POO

A computer geek? - N77 ERD
A computer geek? – N77 ERD

Someone who is truly devoted to dining at Nando's? - N4 NDO
Someone who is truly devoted to dining at Nando’s? – N4 NDO

Yes, we know it is a Mustang. Do you need to tell us twice? - MU55 TNG (courtesy of Orlando Hamilton)
Yes, we know it is a Mustang. Do you need to tell us twice? – MU55 TNG (courtesy of Orlando Hamilton)

A member of the Ku Klux Klan? - MI55 KKK (courtesy of Glenmore Trenear Harvey)
A member of the Ku Klux Klan? – MI55 KKK (courtesy of Glenmore Trenear-Harvey)

Me and You - ME14 YOU
The perfect car for “Meet Me On The Motorway” singer Little Boots: “It’s just me and you” – ME14 YOU

Someone wants something - I VANT 1 (courtesy of Orlando Hamilton)
Someone wants something – I VANT 1 (courtesy of Orlando Hamilton)

Someone who needs to improve their time keeping - I M LATE (courtesy of Vladimir Lavrentiev)
Someone who needs to improve their time keeping – I M LATE (courtesy of Vladimir Lavrentiev)

Someone who lives well - HIGHLIFE (courtesy of @theGTAbase and @RockstarGames)
Someone who lives well – HIGHLIFE (courtesy of @theGTAbase and @RockstarGames)

Yes, we know it is a Rolls-Royce Ghost - GH05T CM
Yes, we know it is a Rolls-Royce Ghost – GH05T CM

Jesus goes to the drive-in - CHRIST (courtesy of @ButteredFrog)
Jesus goes to the drive-in – CHRIST (courtesy of @ButteredFrog)

Should have bought a Beetle - BUG 110 (courtesy of Glenmore Trenear Harvey)
Should have bought a Beetle – BUG 110 (courtesy of Glenmore Trenear-Harvey)

Liz McDonald's having a bad hair day on 'Coronation Street' - BAD HURE (courtesy of @PrayForPatrick)
Liz McDonald’s having a bad hair day on ‘Coronation Street’ – BAD HURE (courtesy of @PrayForPatrick)

 

We expect readers will come across many more classics. Please submit your images to editorial@thesteepletimes.com

 

 

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