Thursday, November 26, 2020

Cannabis Sport

Older Range Rover Sport models targeted by cannabis growers

 

Spotted recently by a reader in Parson’s Green in London, a pair of Range Rover Sports are telling of a trend that has spread throughout Britain: Especially prevalent in West Yorkshire – where at least 40 vehicles have been successfully targeted – gangs have been stealing the powerful LED lights from these 4x4s in order to use them to grow cannabis.

 

One of two Range Rover Sport's targeted in Parson's Green
One of two Range Rover Sport’s targeted in Parson’s Green

The other damaged vehicle
The other damaged vehicle

The reason that the Sport has been targeted is allegedly because of how simple it is to remove the lights from such vehicles as thieves can supposedly liberate them in as little as 60 seconds.

 

Many refer to such vehicles as “Chelsea tractors”. Now, alternatively, they could use a different humourous noun for the Range Rover Sport: the “cannabis creator”.

 

 

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3 COMMENTS

  1. Why don’t you use your real name if you wish to submit entirely false allegations about myself and others. I am pro the legalisation of cannabis and other drugs to regulate their sales and eliminate dealers but have never tried a single illegal substance in my life. Shame on you.

    • You should, Matthew, there is nothing more delicious that a mild bit of home grown grass…..far less damaging to body and soul than alcohol.

  2. You are a bit of a tiresome bore…
    Your bold suggestion that you would ‘take me on’ came to nothing…you are full shit!
    And ignorant too! Ganga is in an Hindu deity and I think you meant ganja.
    Frankly, if someone offered me some homegrown, organic ganja I would snap it up!
    I love a smoke from time to time.

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