Assange’s attic

Apartment to rent above Julian Assange’s hideout

 

Julian Assange has been holed up in the Ecuadorian Embassy in Knightsbridge since 19th June 2012. Now there’s a chance to share live in the same building as him as Harrods Estates are marketing a penthouse there for £5,750 per week.

 

Julian Assange on the balcony of the Ecuadorian Embassy in Hans Place, Knightsbridge
Julian Assange on the balcony of the Ecuadorian Embassy in Hans Place, Knightsbridge

The penthouse on the top floor of the building includes a sitting room, separate dining room and 3 bedrooms
The penthouse on the top floor of the building includes a sitting room, separate dining room and 3 bedrooms

The apartment is contemporarily styled and is available for a long let
The apartment is contemporarily styled and is available for a long let

The sixth floor apartment is a little more spacious than Assange’s cramped abode. It includes 2 reception rooms, 3 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms. Perhaps one of Assange’s backers might take it for him. The only problem? The police have the right to arrest him the minute he sets foot in the communal hall.

 

 

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