P. Diddy ‘stars’ in Downton Abbey
In a Funny or Die spoof rapper Sean Coombs (AKA Puff Daddy, Diddy and P. Diddy) announces his favourite show is Downton Abbey. “Yes, I am an Abbey head, yes, yes, yes,” he begins before telling viewers that he’s become the first black cast member on Julian Fellowes’ hit show.
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In the spoof, Coombs plays Lord Wolcott, the new owner of “this godforsaken manor”. In the 4:52 minute sketch, P. Diddy enthuses:
“I love it here at Downtown [sic] Abbey… I hate it here… I want to stay here forever and ever… Lord Wilcott loves Downton Abbey and will be here forever and ever”.
He tells Lord Grantham:
“You want to invest your money into rail roads in Canada. Me, I found this little company named IBM. You may not know about it Lord Grantham but our kids will love it.
And, as the video ends, Coombs produces a bottle of his Cîroc Vodka brand and tells the Dowager Countess of Grantham and Mrs Crawley:
“Why don’t we stop this bickering and have a sip of some libation? I want you two to kiss in front of me. I want you to use your tongues. Yeah”.
Brilliant stuff.
Watch the video at: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/0e51d4c3f6/downton-diddy?playlist=featured_videos
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