Pun Parties With Police

David Pun arrested at a party in London

 

Last night in Mayfair, David Pun was arrested in full view of invited guests. Cuffed and taken to a police station, this renowned party crasher finally was brought to book.

 

Having pretended to own Harvey Nichols and Peninsula Hotels on occasions, Pun is the very best known of the liggers of London. He has featured on walls of shame in supermarkets, on television and on the cover of a book even; he has been spotted nabbing canapes at funerals and in places as diverse as Blenheim Palace and Venice. He has even been caught watching porn in the foyer of a hotel in South Kensington.

 

David Pun has, now, however, finally met his match. May he now disappear to the bottom of the drinks tray.

 

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9 COMMENTS

  1. What a Twat, Why don’t they just bang the twerp in jail for a few nights, and let him dine on lumpy porridge.
    I just don’t understand why we put up with these morons.

  2. the pun is going here
    Eva,s annual champagne party tonite
    7pm all welcome

    Beach Blanket Babylon
    45 Ledbury Road,
    Notting Hill,
    London, W11 2AA

  3. He basically lives in Kensington Library, spending hours on the computer looking at escort sites, whilst pretending to own some major international architecture firm.

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