Wednesday, February 28, 2024

Mopping Up

One of the world’s highest paid actresses ludicrously asks for an electric mop on her wedding registry; this mucky madam plainly wants a role on “How Clean Is Your House?”

Self-declared “actress and philanthropist” Jennifer Lawrence is best known for mendaciously moaning that a leak of her mucky nude photographs were a “sexual violation.”

 

Lawrence – whose claims the images were meant only for her then squeeze, the actor Nicholas Hoult, were met with much mirth – has now boobed again in sharing her wedding regiastry ‘want list’ online via Amazon.

 

Amongst items on the ludicrous list is something that the Hunger Games star claims: “Will help make any home feel cozy and organized, just the way I like it,” a £365 ($449, €411 or درهم1,649) electric robot mop. The device supposedly “helps tackle sticky messes, grime and kitchen grease.” Kim Woodburn eat your heart out; Jennifer is plainly “too posh to wash.”

 

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Mopping Up – Actress Jennifer Lawrence asks for an electric mop – One of the world’s highest paid actresses ludicrously asks for an electric mop on her wedding registry; this mucky madam plainly wants a role on “How Clean Is Your House?”
Jennifer Lawrence with her now ex-boyfriend Nicholas Hoult. She infamously created ‘naughty snaps’ on her iPhone for him and then bleated and blubbed when they got hacked and shared.
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  1. If you tipped her upside down you could have some fun using her as a mop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Naked mopping!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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