Self-declared “actress and philanthropist” Jennifer Lawrence is best known for mendaciously moaning that a leak of her mucky nude photographs were a “sexual violation.”
Lawrence – whose claims the images were meant only for her then squeeze, the actor Nicholas Hoult, were met with much mirth – has now boobed again in sharing her wedding regiastry ‘want list’ online via Amazon.
Amongst items on the ludicrous list is something that the Hunger Games star claims: “Will help make any home feel cozy and organized, just the way I like it,” a £365 ($449, €411 or درهم1,649) electric robot mop. The device supposedly “helps tackle sticky messes, grime and kitchen grease.” Kim Woodburn eat your heart out; Jennifer is plainly “too posh to wash.”
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What a ridiculous contraption. What’s wrong with a good old bucket and mop? This woman plainly likes to waste other peoples’ money.
If you tipped her upside down you could have some fun using her as a mop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Naked mopping!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She should pair up with Potty Lottie!
Will MeGain Markle be attending the wedding? She would definitely do her best to upstage the bride.
Oh let’s all go and live in Hollywood where the real people come from lol.