Theresa’s Trumped

Blundering bin bag Theresa May will form a minority government today, but it won’t last; the nation want her and her nasty party gone

 

From the moment Theresa May awkwardly held Donald Trump’s hand in Washington back in January, it was all but over. Cursed by appearing a poodle to the worst POTUS in history, Britain’s then unelected Prime Minister showed herself as a kowtowing coward and a mandateless moron.

 

May – a self-declared “goody two shoes” whose outfits are supposedly chosen with the help of her ‘charitable’ chum Lady Meyer and whose “most naughty moment ever” was supposedly “golly gosh, running through fields of wheat” – had not needed to call an election but doing so has rightly cost her dear. When the contest was announced back in May, the public, represented best by ‘Brenda from Bristol’, told her: “Not another [election]. Oh for God’s sake, I can’t honestly… I can’t stand this”, but on this Lady Macbeth-like harridan blundered.

 

Theresa’s Trumped – Theresa Trump got it so wrong and should go – Blundering bin bag Conservative leader Theresa May will form a minority government today, but it won’t last; the nation want her and her nasty party gone
Philip and Theresa May – a bumbling ‘Wallace & Gromit-like’ duo unsuitable for the task of steering our nation through Brexit and beyond

 

Appearing on the BBC’s One Show with her garden gnome-like husband, Philip, foolish Mrs May car-crashingly joked about whose responsibility it was to take the bins out – there are, after all, “boys jobs” and “girls jobs” – and kept repeating her mantra of “Strong and Stable”. It was no longer about parties, it was “Theresa’s Team” but what the nation rightly came to understand her as was as one of the worst Home Secretary’s in modern history. Here, indeed, was a woman who’d closed our police stations and here was one who’d shut our fire stations; here was a woman whose friendship with the McCanns had resulted in them getting £11 million for their pointless search and here was a woman whose inquiry into historic abuse cost £100 million, yet, again achieved nothing for victims.

 

Though, surprisingly, for once, former UKIP’s former leader Nigel Farage got it right in stating: “The vicar’s daughter came across as insincere and establishment… Jeremy Corbyn fought and an amazing campaign and came across well”, it took Labour’s Tom Watson to sum up the mood of the nation when he remarked: “She said she was strong and stable. The public saw she was weak and wobbly”.

 

The Tory leader shot herself in the foot yesterday and as Paddy Ashdown concluded: “Mrs May: Enough is enough”. Let’s now put the rubbish out and let’s consign Theresa May to the bin bag of history.

 

10 COMMENTS

  1. It’s not in yet but Kensington could kick out Lazy Borwick. That’ll be the Michael Portillo moment.

  2. Teresa will still MAKE GREAT BRITAIN GREAT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You misjudge the moment —— her coalition will bring in sensible guys and your once great country will get over its stupidity and see sense!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get with the bigger picture!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Last night was a VICtORY so stop spreading fake news!!!!!!!!!!!! #Ridiculous!!!!!!!!!! #Ridiculous!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Theresa May should MAKE GREAT BRITAIN GREAT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by crawling off to the back benches. After that totally humiliating defeat she fulfils Matthew’s prophecy and remains as an unelected Prime Minister. It is not a coalition, it is an agreement to support the Cons in what is now a hopelessly weak government. Her vision of Brexit is crushed and hopefully we will merely leave the EU and everything else will stay in place . Let us hope that interference in the McCann affair will stop, and the PJ will now be free to conduct the case as they wish. I long to see arrests in the matter and JUSTICE FOR MADELEINE.

    • Teresa will still MAKE GREAT BRITAIN GREAT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by sneaking off to the back benches where she belongs. Hopefully sooner rather than later.

  3. And I thought the politics down under were a joke. She thought she was oh so clever calling this election when she did, and now it’s shot her in the foot. Bloody politicians world wide are all tarred with the same brush, greedy pigs with their noses in the trough.

  4. I thought Lady Borwick was going to continually demand recounts in Kensington until she was granted her God given right as aristocracy to be elected as an MP in our “democracy”.

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