Thursday, November 26, 2020

The Cat That Didn’t Get The Cream

Though Julian Assange’s cat may have looked on smugly yesterday, all its bail jumping owner achieved was to make himself appear arrogant and ridiculous

 

WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange has evaded British justice for 2,356 days and though, yesterday, he may have stood on a balcony and pontificated about how he won’t “forgive or forget”, all he achieved was once again to show himself as a tedious pillock and complete nuisance.

 

In the time this narcissistic Australian has been holed up in the Embassy of Ecuador in London in Knightsbridge, with his help, Donald Trump has become 45th President of the United States of America and all avenues of Swedish prosecutors investigating him over an alleged rape exhausted. It is a shameful state of affairs and it is utterly wrong that this bail jumper continues to think he’s above British law.

 

In response to a question as to whether she would support Britain extraditing Assange to the US, another self-serving sort, Theresa May, conveniently dodged a bullet yesterday. This equally smug woman blandly answered:

 

Any decision that is taken about UK action in relation to [Assange] were he to leave the Ecuadorian embassy would be an operational matter for the police”.

 

#BirdsOfAFeather

 

Picture: Julian Assange’s cat in the window of the Embassy of Ecuador in London on Friday 19th May 2017 (with sweets thrown on the windowsill by supporters supposedly keen to feed it and its bail jumping owner), © Matthew Steeples.

 

 

5 COMMENTS

  1. Rolf Harris is INNOCENT and Julian Assange is INNOCENT. Neither raped anyone and you disgusting f***ers should apologise to both INNOCENT MEN. Both need pardons immediately and both should be COMPENSATED FINANCIALLY.

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    • Well I wondered when you were going to be released from the asylum you fruit cake. I see your pervert friend has just been released on bail, should only be a week or two before he’s banged up again for another 3 years or so. Perhaps then you might get it through your thick scull, he is actually guilty.

  2. The cruelty to the cat is something that concerns me. It needs to be allowed out. Julian Assange should be reported to the RSPCA but I offfer him a way out – he can gift the beauty to me. I only live in Pimlico so it is not far to send it.

  3. We do NOT want Assange back in OZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Donald Trump ain’t wanting him either!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He has not MADE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN —– And should leave such activity to DONALD TRUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go garrot yourself Julian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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