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Bumbling Bucketheads

Theresa May’s decision to appoint Andrea Leadsom is indicative of where her bumbling bag of bilge government is headed

 

Last Thursday, at the count in her constituency, the rival candidate to attract the most attention to Theresa May was undoubtedly Lord Buckethead. Though it was his outfit that stood out, his ability to interest the electorate to his cause was actually far more impressive than a Prime Minister who’ll now go down as the “Weakest and Wobbliest” in modern history.

 

Yesterday, in appointing Andrea Leadsom as Leader of the Commons, May made her worst move since being allowed to form a minority administration. Incapable of coming up with suggestions other than “Brexit will bring a better deal for teaspoons”, Leadsom is known for exaggerating her CV, stating that men shouldn’t be allowed to look after young children as they might be paedophiles and receiving donations to her campaign via companies connected to British Virgin Island based tax havens. She is an extreme Brexiteer, widely disliked and generally considered “a little stupid” and given Mrs May needs to unite rather than divide, her appointment seems an especially curious choice.

 

As we head into even rockier waters with Brexit negotiations on the horizon, Leadsom is not what the Conservative Party let alone the country needs. She is not a woman who’ll unite her party and she’s not a woman who’ll bring harmony to our divided nation. And nor is Theresa May. It is time these bumbling buckethead imposters departed.

 

#BringHerDown #MakeJuneTheEndOfMay

 

Pictured above: Image 1 – Andrea Leadsom with a combine harvester – it is not clear how many wheat fields were naughtily damaged in the taking of that photograph; Image 2 – Prime Minister Theresa May with fellow candidate Lord Buckethead in Maidenhead, Berkshire on 8th June – ‘Team Buckethead’ later captioned the image: “Space Lord meets woman who used to run through fields of wheat”.

 

Bumbling Bucketheads – Theresa May appointments Andrea Leadsom – Theresa May’s decision to appoint CV faker Andrea Leadsom is indicative of where her bumbling bag of bilge government is headed.
Andrea Leadsom, plainly afraid of being asked questions, has blocked The Steeple Times’ editor Matthew Steeples on Twitter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=182&v=hKjGaTytWM4

 

5 COMMENTS

  1. What is wrong with you?????????? Your country is in f***ing unstable times and you should be supporting TERESA and her TEAM as they try to get back to MAKING GREAT BRITAIN GREAT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Buckethead boy is just a distraction to the cause and it is not the UDP of Ireland or whatever they are called that matter, it is getting the support of DONALD TRUMP!!!!!!! Do the right thing and support Andrea and Teresa!!!!!!!!!!!! Right now!!!!!!!!

  2. The Scottish Conservative leader Ruth Davidson is supporting the need for a reflection on Brexit and how it was sold to the public. Andrea Leadsom will not agree and thus it is time that she needs to leave. Theresa May is only in government because Ruth Davidson won seats off the SNP and she should remember that.

    • That is a very interesting point and very valid. Theresa May’s hard Brexit is falling apart and even Conservative MPs are coming to realise we need compromise. Progress. Finally.

  3. Some time ago u wrote that Mrs May had not been elected so what is wrong when she does you still complain. I think you are showing a degree of naivety in the ridiculous comments you are making. If you really want qMr Corby good luck those who fantasise about it being greener on the other side live in cuckoo land.

  4. Seems like the old cow (s) should be put out to grass and seek pastures new. Blocking voters and electoral comment seems to be contrary to democratic practice to me. Hello Mrs May, Yes Rod is right. (However sucking up to Donald is sadly wrong for our great nation) You got us into it and in spite of what you think you won’t be getting us out of it. I want to add a video but “Time to say Goodbye” was a bit heavy so I will add this one instead. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0srO4LTzVTE

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