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  • Randy Andy’s ‘Eyes Wide Shut’ Creepiness

    Randy Andy’s ‘Eyes Wide Shut’ Creepiness

    Dinner between Prince Andrew and Jeffrey Epstein is described as being like “Eyes Wide Shut with a twist” and “creepy” by journalist Katie Couric

    Clearly, as can inevitably be expected of a mouse-not-a-man who claims he can’t even sweat, Prince Andrew is still failing to face up to the music in regards to the civil lawsuit he has been forced to accept having been served with.

     

    Pictured this morning in The Sun driving his Range Rover back from Balmoral to his Royal Lodge, Windsor home and waving in a “brazen” fashion, ‘Randy Andy’ also got a mention in a Newsweek feature yesterday in which the journalist Katie Couric described his antics at an “Eyes Wide Shut with a twist – creepy and body-part art” style dinner at the late paedophile Jeffrey Epstein’s New York mansion.

     

    Couric added: “I couldn’t imagine what Epstein and Andrew were up to, apart from trying to cultivate friends in the media. Which, in retrospect, they must have figured they’d need when the paedophilia charges started rolling in.”

     

    Of the dinner and his stay at the Epstein residence, the Duke of York previously arrogantly remarked:

     

    “I went there with the sole purpose of saying to him that because he had been convicted, it was inappropriate for us to be seen together.”

     

    “Oh, in 2010, there certainly wasn’t a party to celebrate his release in December because it was a small dinner party, there were only eight or ten of us I think at the dinner. If there was a party then I’d know nothing about that.”

     

    “At the end of the day, with a benefit of all the hindsight that one can have, it was definitely the wrong thing to do. But at the time I felt it was the honourable and right thing to do and I admit fully that my judgment was probably coloured by my tendency to be too honourable but that’s just the way it is.”

     

    Katie Couric
    Katie Couric attended the 2010 dinner alongside amongst others Chelsea Handler, Woody Allen, Charlie Rose, Prince Andrew, Eva Andersson-Dubin and George Stephanopoulos. It was supposedly her only encounter with the late paedophile.
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    ‘Jeffrey Epstein’s Paedo Palace’ – Herbert Straus House, 9 East 71st Street, Lenox Hill, New York, NY 10021, United States of America was the setting for the dinner.
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    Top: Jeffrey Epstein pictured on the telephone in his decidedly kitsch ‘Bet Lynch-esque’ mansion on date unknown. Bottom: Prince Andrew pictured at the door of the residence waving as two young ladies and Jeffrey Epstein depart in December 2010.

    Prince Andrew’s most ridiculous remarks

    “I could have worse tags than ‘Airmiles Andy’ – although I don’t know what they are.”

     

    “People say to me: ‘Would you like to swap your life with me for 24 hours? Your life must be very strange.’ But, of course, I have not experienced any other life. It’s not strange to me.”

     

    “There’s a slight problem with the sweating because I have a peculiar medical condition which is that I don’t sweat or I didn’t sweat at the time and that was… was it… yes, I didn’t sweat at the time because I had suffered what I would describe as an overdose of adrenalin in the Falkland’s War when I was shot at and I simply… it was almost impossible for me to sweat. And it’s only because I have done a number of things in the recent past that I am starting to be able to do that again. So, I’m afraid to say that there’s a medical condition that says that I didn’t do it so therefore…”

     

    “We can’t be certain as to whether or not that’s my hand on her whatever it is, left… left side … [of the photograph with Virginia Roberts] Nobody can prove whether or not that photograph has been doctored but I don’t recollect that photograph ever being taken.”

     

    “I went [to Jeffrey Epstein’s house] with the sole purpose of saying to him that because he had been convicted, it was inappropriate for us to be seen together. And I had a number of people counsel me in both directions, either to go and see him or not to go and see him and I took the judgement call that because this was serious and I felt that doing it over the telephone was the chicken’s way of doing it. I had to go and see him and talk to him.”

     

    “[Jeffrey Epstein’s house] was a convenient place to stay. I mean I’ve gone through this in my mind so many times. At the end of the day, with a benefit of all the hindsight that one can have, it was definitely the wrong thing to do. But at the time I felt it was the honorable and right thing to do and I admit fully that my judgment was probably colored by my tendency to be too honorable but that’s just the way it is.”

     

    “I’ve always been told I was extremely well behaved as a kid.”

     

    “If you’re a man it is a positive act to have sex with somebody. You have to … take some sort of positive action and so therefore if you try to forget it’s very difficult to try and forget a positive action and I do not remember anything.”

     

    “It’s slightly complicated for people to grasp the idea of a head of state in human form.”

     

    And finally, stating the bloody obvious: “Today is reality. Yesterday is history.”

     

  • Wally of the Week 2021 – Diane Abbott MP

    Wally of the Week 2021 – Diane Abbott MP

    In claiming “Jeremy [Corbyn] is always right” the ultimate dumbo Diane Abbott MP yet again shows herself as an utter berk

    This morning on BBC Radio 4’s Today programme, she-who-wears-two-left-shoes Diane Abbott MP ludicrously suggested “Jeremy [Corbyn] is always right” and claimed his replacement as leader of the Labour party, Sir Keir Starmer MP, talks “nonsense” and is “quite strange.”

    In the wake of Andy McDonald MP quitting Sir Keir’s front bench, the former shagging partner of Jeremy Corbyn ridiculously rambled on about the minimum wage and ranted:

    “Andy McDonald is a very nice man… He is personally very committed to fairness and justice.”

    “I argue that there is no point clapping… You can’t live on claps… It’s no good clapping these people and then not being prepared to give them a decent minimum wage.”

    “On the question of Keir Starmer, I think we have to look at some of his advisors. It now seems that Peter Mandelson is a top advisor to Keir Starmer.”

    “We only have to look at Peter Mandelson’s life and times to understand where he stands in relation to the wealthy and the powerful.”

    “I think Keir Starmer’s problems are his advisors and he needs to be listening to his own party and grass roots party members more.”

    “Keir Starmer’s people are spinning it, but in 2017, people forget you know, Jeremy got more votes than any other Labour leader and, you know, if he hadn’t had most of the PLP attacking him night and day, he might possibly have won in 2017.”

    Curiously, during the interview, the “intellectual giant” Diane Abbott got lucky and managed to swerve such issues as that of her own son’s criminality and her remarkable inability to add up. Whatever next for her? An appearance on Countdown? Anne Robinson would quake in her boots faced with this brainbox. Not.

    Diane Abbott Margaret Burke racist Nazi
    Shame on her – She-who-cannot-use-a-calculator Diane Abbott MP is happy to be photographed with convicted racists such as Margaret Burke, a Labour councillor who disgustingly dressed up in a Nazi uniform and recruited youths to daub buildings with swastikas.
    Diane Abbott MP
    Aside from being utterly inept with numbers, Abbott is someone who cannot intelligently engage in any kind of debate without resorting to blaming white people for whatever she believes to be wrong with any situation.

    Illogical messages from Diane Abbott MP

    Responding to be accused of not being able to add up:

    “I do know my figures.”

    “Of course, I think things through.”

    “I’m here, of course I’m here. I’m doing a media interview, I’m going on to do another media interview. There’s no truth that I’m not in the media talking about what happened.”

    “I think I’m Shadow Home Secretary.”

    Diane Abbott on the cost of recruiting 10,000 police officers:

    “If we recruit 10,000 police officers, men and women, over a four year period, we believe it will be about £300,000… Sorry, I mean, they will cost, it will cost, erm, about £80 million.”

    “We will be paying them the average, it’s been thought through. Of course it’s been thought through.”

    “What we said is, of course, we’ll find the money to recruit the 10,000 police people by cutting the, cutting the money… I think that would give us 170, erm, sorry… We would find the money by restoring levels of capital gains tax.”

    On racism:

    “The British invented racism.”

    “White people love playing divide and rule. We should not play their game… I don’t think saying that is racist… It was part of a sequenced debate that I said that.”

    “We need unity between black, Asian, minority ethnic and Muslim people – we need the maximum public show of unity. Because time after time, in the past 32 years, I’ve seen efforts of people to organise disrupted by white people.”

    On dogs:

    “I was a postman one Christmas and I developed a morbid fear of dogs.”

    On her own marriage:

    “I wanted my marriage to work, but it didn’t.”

    On “outsiders” and “insiders”:

    “Outsiders often have an insight than an insider doesn’t quite have.”

    On being an MP:

    “Being an MP is a good job, the sort of job all working-class parents want for their children – clean, indoors and no heavy lifting. What could be nicer?”

    “I want power. I suppose that’s the story of my life – seeking power.”

    “I’m in politics to be a voice for people who don’t have a voice.”

    On the Kurdistan Workers’ Party:

    “There is no difference between the PKK and ISIS.”

    On the vile piece of toerag that is Naomi Campbell:

    “I am a fangirl of Naomi Campbell.”

    On why she wanted to be Labour’s candidate to be Mayor of London:

    “One of my advantages, if I was Labour’s candidate, is that loads of people know me. I’m not just talking about politics – they’ve seen me on Come Dine With Me, they’ve seen me on Pointless.”

    “I am not associated with the past.”

    On women in Northern Ireland:

    “Women in Northern Ireland are second class citizens.”

    Diane Abbott on supporting the IRA:

    “Defeat for the British state would be a great liberation. A defeat in Northern Ireland would be a defeat indeed.”

    On supposedly changing her views on supporting the IRA:

    “It was 34 years ago, I had a rather splendid afro at the time. I don’t have the same hairstyle, I don’t’ have the same views. It was 34 years on. The hairstyle is gone, some of the views are gone.”

    On supposedly changing her views about MI5:

    “At that time, I and a lot of people felt MI5 needed reforming. It has since been reformed and, of course, I would not call for its abolition now. That MI5 has gone. It’s been reformed, it’s a different MI5 and that’s why so many of us are able to support it now.”

    Diane Abbott on Mao Zedong:

    “I suppose some people will judge that on balance Mao did more good than harm… He led his country from feudalism, he helped to defeat the Japanese and he left his country on the verge of the great economic success they are having now. I was just putting the case for Mao.”

    Insulting white mothers:

    “West Indian mums will go to the wall for their children.”

    On being a mother:

    “I put being a mother ahead of being a politician.”

    On abortion:

    “Abortion is an issue of conscience for the Labour party.”

    “I believe every abortion is a tragedy.”

    Diane Abbott on sex:

    “Of course, sex is great. We don’t have to pretend otherwise.”

    On masculinity:

    “There is a crisis of masculinity in Britain because of the pressures rapid economic and social change have placed on masculine identity. A generation of men are in transit and unclear of their social role. They are also under pressure to live up to pornified ideals.”

    Diane Abbott on her decision to send her criminal son to a private school:

    “[It was] indefensible and intellectually incoherent.”

    “I’m not the only Labour MP who sent their child to public school, but I’m the only one who’s questioned about it.”

    On parenting:

    “When fast food is not a treat but a dietary staple, the children surf the Internet all day in dark corners of the room and are bombarded with the latest gadgets. Things replace parental standards.”

    “Tackling obesity is key… Families are struggling against a tide of junk information on junk food.”

    Diane Abbott on being demoted to the backbenches:

    “I was a backbencher for a few years and there is an awful lot to do on the backbenches.”

    On her political strategy:

    “[I am going to stop Labour going into a] dead end.”

    “In politics, the people I most despise are those who have no values.”

    On defending the indefensible:

    “You can’t defend the indefensible. Anything you say sounds self-serving and hypocritical.”

    Diane Abbott on her many mistakes:

    “You learn from your mistakes.”

    On her future plans:

    “I want to write a best-selling book.”

    On being intensely disliked:

    “[I am the] most abused of any Labour MP ever.”

    And a final word from Diane Abbott:

    “This is going round in circles… I’ve got nothing more to say, I’ve got nothing more to say.”

  • Tweet of the Week – Mocking Madeley

    Tweet of the Week – Mocking Madeley

    Alleged shoplifting tellybox twerp Richard Madeley is turned into a lookalike of inept comedy character broadcaster Alan Partridge

    Yesterday on Twitter, an animated image did the rounds in which the incompetent and tactless television and radio presenter Richard Madeley morphed into looking just like the incompetent and tactless television and radio presenter Alan Partridge.

     

    Both socially inept and both capable of offending their guests, the GIF circulated was brilliant in that both mouses-not-men have inflated senses of importance and fame. Equally, both shameless self-promoters are clearly bewildered that their audiences have an inability to recognise their self-created statures.

     

    This morning, also on Twitter, the “cringeworthy” drunken old sop Judy Finnigan’s husband was once again trending. This time, Romford, Essex born ‘Madman Madeley’ was under fire over yet more stupid remarks about COVID-19 on ITV1’s Good Morning Britain. One user somewhat generously described him as “silly” and “daft” whilst another claimed him to be a “pompous prat” who’d “put them off their breakfast.” They are spot on and it is time that this twerp was taken off the telly.

     

    Richard Madeley’s ‘finest’ moments

    On his son’s wedding

    “There’s been so much angst about it… It’s been so choppy, but, yes, he got married and now we’ve got a daughter-in-law.”

     

    In conversation with President Clinton

    “I know what it’s like to be wronged by the press. I was once accused of shoplifting. Unlike you though, I knew I was innocent.”

     

    Of women

    “I’ve never met a single woman who’s happy with the way she looks, except Jordan, although I’ve never met her.”

     

    On elephants

    “So, are you telling me elephants are not born evil?”

     

    To a man crying after paramedics saved his life

    “Stop crying! This is supposed to make you happy! Anyway, after the break, the biggest dog in the UK. And he really is big. Don’t miss it!”

     

    In Nostradamus-like fashion on coronavirus

    “We are being duped… [They are trying to] put the fear of God into the public. A great reckoning is coming.”

     

    On lockdowns

    “There’s no point in running away and hiding from the virus.”

     

    Of old women skipping

    “There’s not many better things than seeing an older woman skipping.”

     

    Of wanting to be black

    “I hope when I’m reincarnated I come back black because you age better.”

     

    To Keira Knightley

    “Can we get some make up please, get Keira looking like a crack whore, she’d make a good crack whore.”

     

    Of an autistic teenager

    “The thing with Daniel [Wakeford, a ‘star’ on Channel 4’s Undateables] is, he has autism but is very intelligent and as we can see extremely talented. Has Daniel always been autistic?”

     

    To a caller

    “I understand you have a little lad of 12. Is it a boy or a girl?”

     

    https://twitter.com/MarieAnnUK/status/1437702277226172416
    In another Alan Partridge-esque moment earlier this month, Judy Finnigan’s husband banged on about the dangers of quicksand. Naturally, he had to make personal reference and claimed: “It got me once… More of that later.”
    Richard Madeley Diana Princess of Wales 1
    In July, the ‘Dorian Gray of Daytime Telly’ was mocked as looking like the new person portrayed in the new Diana, Princess of Wales statue. At the time, the all-round berk was also lambasted after claiming he “suffered from PTSD after his son’s wedding.”
    Richard Madeley Ali G
    ‘Deranged Dicky’ once dressed up as Ali G to present ‘This Morning.’ It was later voted “one of the worst moments in television history.”
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcx3FUarNiI&t=1s
    Alleged shoplifter Madeley’s ‘mummy’ wife, Judy Finnigan, is best known for quaffing, flashing her boobs and falling off sofas. In October 2014, she inexcusably defended a footballer later convicted of rape by saying: “The rape wasn’t violent… He didn’t cause any bodily harm to the person… She had far too much to drink.”
  • Website of the Week 2021 – Cold Dahl

    Website of the Week 2021 – Cold Dahl

    New site Cold Dahl makes a mockery of Prince Andrew’s nonsensical gibberish about not sweating; its first video clip is a ‘must watch’

    Prince Andrew allegedly doesn’t sweat. He supposedly doesn’t hug and he doesn’t recall wrapping his chubby fingers around the waist of Virginia Roberts at the home of the mucky madam Ghislaine Maxwell back in 2001. Allegedly, he claims, he was instead living it up in Pizza Express.

     

    Yesterday, a relatively new site mocking this rotten royal named ‘Cold Dahl’ that is animated by ‘Beatrix Shotter’ – clearly a pun on the names of two famous authors of children’s books – shared an amusing video they’d made on YouTube. It is both amusing and witty.

     

    The 1:41 minute segment features an adapted version of the infamous 2019 Emily Maitlis BBC Newsnight interview with the pugnacious prince ‘Randy Andy’ and is certainly well worth watching.

     

    As ever, here is proof that the Duke of York has a morphed into one thing: A comedy car crash and a national embarrassment. Again today, we suggest that this “person of interest” now does the right thing and that is to head to America and answer the FBI’s questions.

     

    Prince Andrew’s most ridiculous remarks

    “I could have worse tags than ‘Airmiles Andy’ – although I don’t know what they are.”

     

    “People say to me: ‘Would you like to swap your life with me for 24 hours? Your life must be very strange.’ But, of course, I have not experienced any other life. It’s not strange to me.”

     

    “There’s a slight problem with the sweating because I have a peculiar medical condition which is that I don’t sweat or I didn’t sweat at the time and that was… was it… yes, I didn’t sweat at the time because I had suffered what I would describe as an overdose of adrenalin in the Falkland’s War when I was shot at and I simply… it was almost impossible for me to sweat. And it’s only because I have done a number of things in the recent past that I am starting to be able to do that again. So, I’m afraid to say that there’s a medical condition that says that I didn’t do it so therefore…”

     

    “We can’t be certain as to whether or not that’s my hand on her whatever it is, left… left side … [of the photograph with Virginia Roberts] Nobody can prove whether or not that photograph has been doctored but I don’t recollect that photograph ever being taken.”

     

    “I went [to Jeffrey Epstein’s house] with the sole purpose of saying to him that because he had been convicted, it was inappropriate for us to be seen together. And I had a number of people counsel me in both directions, either to go and see him or not to go and see him and I took the judgement call that because this was serious and I felt that doing it over the telephone was the chicken’s way of doing it. I had to go and see him and talk to him.”

     

    “[Jeffrey Epstein’s house] was a convenient place to stay. I mean I’ve gone through this in my mind so many times. At the end of the day, with a benefit of all the hindsight that one can have, it was definitely the wrong thing to do. But at the time I felt it was the honorable and right thing to do and I admit fully that my judgment was probably colored by my tendency to be too honorable but that’s just the way it is.”

     

    “I’ve always been told I was extremely well behaved as a kid.”

     

    “If you’re a man it is a positive act to have sex with somebody. You have to … take some sort of positive action and so therefore if you try to forget it’s very difficult to try and forget a positive action and I do not remember anything.”

     

    “It’s slightly complicated for people to grasp the idea of a head of state in human form.”

     

    And finally, stating the bloody obvious: “Today is reality. Yesterday is history.”

     

    Prince Andrew sweating
    A clearly photoshopped image of the Duke of York sweating profusely. Whatever he claims, however, other pictures in the past have genuinely shown the ex-bestie of the croaked paedophile Jeffrey Epstein perspiring.
    Prince Andrew and Sarah Ferguson
    The Duke of York and his dopey live-in ex-wife were also pictured this week looking especially startled as they returned to Balmoral to hideout from the papers that Virginia Giuffre is attempting to have served upon the prince.
  • Ghastly Gas Guzzling Grabbers

    Ghastly Gas Guzzling Grabbers

    Arrogant gas guzzling grabber Prince Andrew and his wack job live-in ex-wife commit further acts of arrogance; they simply will never learn

    This week, yet again, ‘Randy Andy’ and his feckless wastrel wife ‘Fergie’ have gone and put their cloven hooves into the proverbial.

    Firstly, on Monday, the Daily Express shared that the Daily Mail’s diary editor Richard Eden had condemned the Duke of York taking a convoy consisting of a Land Rover Range Rover, a Defender and a Discovery on his trip to Balmoral.

    The paper reported:

    “Speaking to Mail+ Palace Confidential, Richard Eden said: ‘We’ve heard a lot from his brother Prince Charles recently about the environment, as we know he’s a very, very strong campaigner against climate change.”

    “Prince Andrew, for his visit with Fergie to Balmoral, he took not one, not two, but three SUVs, and obviously we wonder. The Palace wouldn’t comment at all but why does he need all these gas guzzling vehicles?”

    “They wouldn’t say but the suggestion is still for his royal protection, but these are not police cars, these are with his personalised number plates, Prince Andrew’s cars.

    “The fact he’s still getting tax-payer funded police protection when he hasn’t carried out any royal duties for almost two years and there doesn’t seem to be any real prospect he will be in the future, I’m afraid it’s outrageous.”

    Going further, The Mail on Sunday’s diary editor Charlotte Griffiths quite rightly added: “He seems to want to do it on purpose to provoke his brother, we do know that Prince Andrew loves to provoke his brother. I mean, you almost think is this a wind up, it’s so bonkers.”

    Continuing, yesterday, the Daily Express turned to an even more contentious alleged piece of news about the Duke of York’s wife, Sarah Ferguson.

    For the paper, Isabella Marsans claimed: “The Duchess of York, 61, may be handed a portion of the Sussexes patronages, according to sources. Harry, 36, and Meghan, 40, stepped away from being working members of the Royal Family last year and moved to California.”

    Given this deviant duo’s connections to the late paedophile Jeffrey Epstein and his currently incarcerated mucky madam sidekick Ghislaine Maxwell, both pieces of news yet again prove something about this caustic couple – they will never learn the art of humblese. Shame on them.

    Prince Andrew convoy
    Why did Prince Andrew and his feckless wife need to take a convoy of three cars to Balmoral? Has this man no sense of responsibility towards environmental considerations alongside has inability to have ended his friendship with a paedophile without going to stay at his New York mansion?
    Sarah Duchess of York grabber
    Elsewhere, last month, illustrating her sheer shamelessness, Sarah, Duchess of York posed for ‘Town & Country’ magazine in a series of photos. Each was accompanied by descriptions of the items she was sporting – and each item was outrageously accompanied by its pricing. For the live-in royal ex-wife to be so overtly commercial is simply tacky and tawdry.
    Sarah Duchess of York
    Yesterday also, ‘The Sun’ ludicrously suggested Sarah, Duchess of York is on the road to becoming “a TV mega mogul with the launch of her novel – amid hopes it could become the next Bridgerton.” A source told the paper: “An LA insider said: ‘Sarah believes that this book should be taken to the screen. She feels that the characters and plotlines are very strong, and that audiences at this time are lapping up this type of content. When her book deal came up, she secured the rights to co-produce a TV series and has been working with production houses in the pitching phrase. There have been discussions with networks and streamers with the premise that this series has a Bridgerton feel, and that Sarah plans more novels with these characters. There is huge optimism about this project. The book has gotten positive US feedback and she is well liked there.”
    Prince Andrew is consistent in one regard: He repeatedly makes all situations he finds himself far worse. His 2019 interview with Emily Maitlis for the BBC was undoubtedly his lowest point to date, but that he continues to behave with arrogance just shows that he is completely out of touch with the need to behave appropriately and with dignity.
  • A Maxwell Meltdown

    A Maxwell Meltdown

    Mucky madam Ghislaine Maxwell has a meltdown and barricades herself in the conference room of the Metropolitan Detention Center

    Late yesterday afternoon, the MailOnline reported that Ghislaine Maxwell had a meltdown and “tried to ‘barricade’ herself in the video conference room in [the Metropolitan Detention Center] prison with a cart of legal documents.”

     

    In a report by Daniel Bates, it is claimed the mucky madam “was banned from bringing the cart in and was forced to carry materials from her cell to the conference room” and that prosecutors claimed she used a cart “to barricade the door to the VTC room, thereby preventing MDC staff from being able to access the room.”

     

    They continued of the petulant alleged paedo:

     

    “Because of the security threat posed by the use of the cart to barricade the door to the VTC room, the defendant is no longer permitted to bring the cart into the room.”

     

    “Instead, the defendant may bring whatever materials she can carry into the room, and if she needs other materials during a particular meeting with counsel, she may leave the VTC room, retrieve those materials by hand, and then return to her meeting with counsel.”

     

    Predictably, in response, Bobbi Sternheim, Maxwell’s bombastic lawyer, stated that her client “never” tried to block the door with the cart and did not stop guards getting in. She claimed prosecutors “cannot resist the opportunity to gratuitously cast Ghislaine Maxwell in a negative light while it defends the Metropolitan Detention Center at all costs.”

     

    Maxwell, of course, has previous with regard to tempestuous antics and demanding behaviour. Aside from allegedly making her cell filthy and not flushing the lavatory, in August last year we reported that she had been moaning about not having a desk or email access.

     

    Again now, we ask: “What do you want next Ghislaine? Krug on tap?”

     

    Pictured top: Ghislaine Maxwell with major supporter of Joe Biden and Kamala Harris Laurene Powell Jobs. Billionaire Ms Powell Jobs was married to Steve Jobs between 1991 and his death in 2011.

     

    Ghislaine Maxwell computer
    Ghislaine Maxwell is used to having things her way and here she is pictured in her youth tapping away at an early computer. In January, the pension plundering ‘Bouncing Czech’s’ daughter demanded more access to laptop
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg8ri4x0hj8
    Life behind bars isn’t easy for anyone, but in the case of a woman used to luxury and nobody telling her “no” ever, it is certainly a situation that must have been hard to get used to. Given Jeffrey Epstein’s hideous henchwoman’s predilection for bullying and brashness, it is perfectly conceivable that she went rogue and blockaded herself in the prison conference room.
    Kirby Sommers tweet
    Crusading author Kirby Sommers tweeted about the latest developments at the Metropolitan Detention Center, Brooklyn on Friday. To purchase a copy of her latest work, ‘Ghislaine Maxwell: An Unauthorized Biography,’ click here. It is a must read for anyone interested in this tawdry topic.
    Robert Maxwell
    Pension plundering Robert Maxwell once stated: “I have a beautiful daughter and she’s just like me.” Pictured here in a T-shirt – somewhat ironically captioned ‘Are we rich yet?’ – the temper tantrum prone robber baron and all-round bully’s aggressive antics have most certainly been inherited by his dangerously deviant daughter.
    Ghislaine Maxwell Jeffrey Epstein
    If grubby Ghislaine had any sense, she’d start behaving herself and quit the tantrums. Her demanding antics and bad behaviour will not be looked upon favourably at sentencing if and when she likely gets sent down.
  • Mucky Maxwell & Grubby Grumbridge

    Mucky Maxwell & Grubby Grumbridge

    Associate of the family of mucky madam Ghislaine Maxwell, disgraced “reckless” ex-solicitor Malcolm Grumbridge, is exposed as “mysterious figure” behind a network of shell companies

    According to The Law Society Gazette, Malcolm Grumbridge was “found guilty of a string of rule breaches” in December 2020. According to James Hurley in The Times this week, Grumbridge “has been a mysterious figure during his more than four-decade legal and business career… [who has been] at the heart of the Maxwells’ opaque finances, setting up and owning companies on behalf of the brothers Kevin and Ian Maxwell.”

     

    A solicitor since 1978 but now removed from the roll, former sole practitioner Grumbridge – whom established around 150 companies in total – transferred a cash gift from a client to his personal account, “without the client being advised to take any independent legal advice.” He also was slammed for not accurately maintaining books, making inter-client loans without proper written authority and took cash withdrawals from client bank accounts in favour of himself.

     

    Though the Solicitors Regulation Authority deemed Grumbridge’s conduct “serious enough to merit a fine of between £25,000 and £50,000,” this was “reduced to £2,000 [plus £1,350 in costs) on the basis of the admissions made at an early stage, Grumbridge’s ill health and his co-operation with the investigation.”

     

    Summing up, “the SRA found [the solicitor] had ‘failed to behave in a way that maintains the trust the public places in him,’ which they described as ‘reckless,’” The Chiswick Calendar this week remarked.

     

    Listed on the same page as a number for Scotland Yard in the infamous Ghislaine Maxwell – Jeffrey Epstein ‘little black book’ with a total of seven phone numbers – indicating his clear importance to the pugnacious pair – London, W4 based Grumbridge also “acted as a custodian of the house where Prince Andrew allegedly had sex with one of Jeffrey Epstein’s victims” and “set up multiple companies for the Maxwell family,” The Times also reported.

     

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    ‘The Times’ has published their latest investigation into the Maxwell family’s curious business links over several days this week.
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    Malcolm Grumbridge’s entry in the Ghislaine Maxwell – Jeffrey Epstein ‘little black book’ includes seven telephone numbers, an address and an email also.
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    ‘The Times’ this week suggested that Malcolm Grumbridge acted as “custodian” of 44 Kinnerton Street (AKA ‘Mucky Madam Ghislaine Maxwell’s Bathtub Bonk Pad’), Belgravia, London, SW1X 8ES, United Kingdom on behalf of the Maxwells family.
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    The Maxwell family’s curious ‘network’ of associates and supporters currently also includes the PR peddler Brian Basham, the supposed ‘writer’ for ‘Politicalite’ Jay Beecher and the “memory lapsed” moron once accused of shoplifting, Richard Madeley.
    As her trial in November approaches – if it actually happens this time round – Ghislaine Maxwell’s decidedly weird world continues to unravel. Her curious associations continue to be exposed and theories about her links to espionage, grubby business deals, rotten royalty and pugnacious politicians will now, more than ever, come to the fore.
  • Her Heart for an Epstein

    Her Heart for an Epstein

    As she parades for profit with her dodgy debut novel ‘My Heart for a Compass,’ why isn’t Sarah, Duchess of York getting asked about whether she ever repaid the loan she took from the paedophile Jeffrey Epstein?

    Not content with making a total berk of herself by bizarrely banging on about flatulence in February 2021 and blaming the late Diana, Princess of Wales for giving her verrucas previously, Sarah, Duchess of York has yet again gone and done it again.

     

    Currently on a publicity parade to promote her debut novel Her Heart for a Compass – which she co-wrote with “a veteran Mills & Boon writer” – Sarah Ferguson has been slammed on social media this morning for “gushing” that her non-sweating, Pizza Express loving ex-husband Prince Andrew is a “great person.”

     

    Derided as “disgusting” and “tawdry” for returning to her profiteering ways, ‘Farting Fergie’ claimed in an exclusive interview with The Sun that writing “the novel gave her a chance to delve into her past and address her younger, troubled self.” In features elsewhere, the book was branded “boring,” a “slog” and “insipided.”

     

    This self-declared “luckiest girl in the world” and a woman best known for having her toes sucked by an American lover, declined to be interviewed by the Guardian – most likely due to the fact that they are one of the few mainstream media titles to diligently delve into the saga of her mates Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell.

     

    Having already penned 77 other books – most of which were unsurprisingly panned – it’d surely be better if Sarah, Duchess of York wrote next about something people would want to learn about her. She could begin, in true Mrs Merton fashion, by answering the question: “What was it that first attracted you to the multi-millionaire paedophile Epstein?” and then continue by answering as to whether she ever repaid the money she took from this dodgy deviant.

     

    Reviews of ‘My Heart for a Compass’

    “Underwhelming… I was bored by Fergie’s book.”

    Hannah Betts for The Telegraph.

     

    “A rather sexless affair… More slog than seduction.”

    Sarah Ditum for The Times.

     

    “Tosh… The language is a kind of parody.”

    Melanie McDonagh for the Evening Standard.

     

    “Bridgerton this is not.”

    Alison Flood for the Guardian.

     

    “[A] blizzard of clichés… I spent much of the book absolutely melting with terror, gripped by a fear that any minute now, Fergie was going to dive right in and write a panting sex scene, complete with peeling britches, horsey noises and God knows what… It never ends. Faced with the horror of an empty page, Sarah the author becomes a human geyser of gush, an unstoppable tornado of words.”

    Jan Moir for the Daily Mail.

     

    Sarah, Duchess of York Ghislaine Maxwell fart book
    Whatever she does and wherever she goes, childlike Sarah, Duchess of York gets herself into hot water. Whether be it posing for pictures with the incarcerated alleged trafficker of young women Ghislaine Maxwell or making Instagram shows about books on farting, this tawdry twerp just cannot help herself. ‘Fergie’ would do best to learn one thing: The art of silence (but of course that’s about as likely as happening as witnessing Katie Hopkins praising immigrants).
    In an interview with ‘The Telegraph’ about ‘My Heart for a Compass’ the renegade ex-royal referenced how the heroine of her novel ends up in New York. She did not comment on what her ex-husband got upto there whilst staying with Jeffrey Epstein after the latter got out of prison.
    In May 2018, Sarah Ferguson showed her true colours when she stormed out of an interview with ’60 Minutes Australia’ whilst being asked questions she didn’t like. We again remind readers that this wacky woman has never given a decisive answer as to whether she repaid a loan she took from the late paedophile financier Jeffrey Epstein.
  • REVIEW: ‘Ghislaine Maxwell: An Unauthorized Biography’

    REVIEW: ‘Ghislaine Maxwell: An Unauthorized Biography’

    Matthew Steeples reviews crusading campaigner Kirby Sommers’ latest work, ‘Ghislaine Maxwell: An Unauthorized Biography’ and recommends it as a riveting read

    Kirby Sommers’ exploration of the life of Ghislaine Maxwell is like nothing else on this sinister subject. It is a must read for anyone with a vague to mild fascination with how this privileged socialite morphed into a mucky madam prior to her trial in November – if that even goes ahead given the previous July start date got quashed.

     

    Whilst many will have watched television documentaries and listened to the countless podcasts about this curious case – some of them fascinating, some of them crackpot crazy, trivial and trite – Sommers’ investigatory technique has produced a study that is thorough and forensic. Here, indeed, is someone truly honest and focused on proving that a fact is not a fact until she’s checked it’s a fact.

     

    Delving into elements of Maxwell’s life not examined elsewhere – such as her life in London in the 1980s – Ghislaine Maxwell: An Unauthorized Biography is an account that takes the world of the decidedly deviant daughter of ‘The Bouncing Czech’ to a new level. Sommers begins with a tellingly creepy quote from that very man – “I have a beautiful daughter and she’s just like me” – and proceeds to highlight just how deeply intertwined Maxwell and her cohort and on-off lover Jeffrey Epstein’s activities were with the establishment and royalty, politicians in America and Britain and intelligence services worldwide truly were.

     

    Sommers’ escapade through the (dirty) ‘little black book’ of famous faces that has been repeatedly wrongly credited to Epstein, but which is clearly Miss Maxwell’s contact rolodex is definitely hard going, but it has to be. What we are dealing with here is a subject matter that is beyond tough and as we approach the next stage in this filthy yet riveting saga, a few hours spent reading this detailed tome will set you on the road to understanding what is yet to come.

     

    This rocketeering rollercoaster is far from done, but I promise you this: Kirby Sommers is a crusading force to watch in the coming years. Ghislaine Maxwell better watch out, but so should so many others as this tenacious terrier-like investigator always gets to the heart of the matter.

     

    To purchase a copy of ‘Ghislaine Maxwell: An Unauthorized Biography by Kirby Sommers,’ click here.

     

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    Unlike other works on the Maxwell family, Kirby Sommers truly provides illustration of how ‘Grubby Ghislaine’ was genuinely her father’s favourite child.
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    Sommers begins with a quote from the mucky madam herself. It clearly provides evidence of the contempt of this wicked woman for those allegedly abused by herself and Jeffrey Epstein.
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    A quote from Alexander Acosta provides explanation as to how deeply the pugnacious pair’s relationship was with very, very powerful people.
    https://twitter.com/KirbySommers/status/1420472691954487303
    On Twitter yesterday, Sommers cryptically answered the conspiracy theory that ‘Bouncing Bob’s’ daughter might be “Epstein’d” by stating: “There other plans for Ms. Maxwell.”
    Kirby Sommers appeared on Shaun Attwood’s ‘True Crime Channel’ to discuss how her own story intertwined with the Epstein-Maxwell case earlier this summer.
  • Omid’s Epilogue

    Omid’s Epilogue

    In the wake of Omid Scobie adding an epilogue to ‘Finding Freedom,’ Nikolay Kalinin calls him out yet again as a childish prat

    In the time since The Steeple Times exposed the Duke and Duchess of Sussexes’ PR peddler Omid Scobie as nothing but a marauding mouthpiece, he surprisingly went rather quiet. Unfortunately, now, this tall tale teller is now back with yet another announcement that honestly no one could actually give two hoots about.

     

    Just a year after launching his blabbering book, Finding Freedom – which the soppy ‘Sussex Squad’ attempted to make popular by mass-writing positive reviews of – Scobie announced that it will now receive a new epilogue that will detail the couple’s “move to California (and) the various philanthropic and business endeavours the Sussexes have been involved with since their move and what’s to come with Archewell Productions.”

     

    In addition to that, the addition will address the impact of the Duke of Edinburgh’s demise on the couple and “the continuous challenges the couple face regarding privacy and the British press.” Hold your noses for yet more self-serving gibberish is most definitely set to follow.

     

    This move contradicts previous claims made by ‘royal expert’ Duncan Larcombe that the updated edition will feature an “extremely telling” chapter about the rift between Prince Harry and the royals that will result in “no chance of a reconciliation ever.”

     

    While most claims from ‘royal experts’ are often decidedly dubious, it is important to mention that it has only been a year since the original version was published. Why is it then that Scobie and his squad of prattlers already feel it necessary to update the book with an epilogue? Couldn’t ‘MeGain’ and ‘Hapless Hazza’ just have had him post a series of simple blog posts, perhaps, instead?

     

    Then again, it’s likely that hardly anyone will buy the book even in its updated form, considering that just five months after the original edition of Finding Freedom went on sale, several of its copies were spotted on sale for 99p – a huge step down from the original price of £20, which was too high already for no good reason.

     

    Once again, I would point out to Scobie that his attempts to silence the likes of ‘Yankee Wally’ are certainly not going going down well with anyone and would add that his latest antics just confirm his very much deserved status as a thoroughly childish prat. It is time that this silly, little boy did one thing: Learnt the art of silence.

     

    Omid Scobie Finding Freedom
    Scobie’s latest update to ‘Finding Freedom’ transparently shows him as a desperado hanging onto the coattails of the deservedly disliked deviant duo that is the Duke and Duchess of Sussex. He does himself n favours with his audacious antics.
    Yesterday, Scobie took to Twitter to moan that people were “triggered” by what he described as “inaccurate reports” about the edits to his book.
    Bizarrely, in recent days, this pointless pillock has also banged on about Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez. Is there anything this busybody can resist prattling about?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNIci5ttNCo
    The cringeworthy addition will supposedly document “Meghan’s emotional healing journey from losing a child to the birth of their daughter” and will no doubt allow Scobie to yet again try and portray the wicked wastrels that are the Duke and Duchess of Sussex as victims. They are, in fact, anything but.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fb0x3FB8qcE
    In a video shared on YouTube this week, it was suggested that “when the novelty wears off, Prince Harry will realise that he is a lost soul… And Meghan will be portrayed as a villain.” That is certainly true and whatever Omid Scobie thinks, he won’t be able to change that.