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Soiled Sundays

Sunday evening acid-throwing Arthur Collins’ ex-partner Ferne McCann attempts to flog used knickers and bras online whilst posing with their brat, a girl named Sunday

Brentwood born Ferne McCann’s “baby daddy” Arthur Collins caused life-changing injuries to 22 innocent people after arriving at the Mangle E8 nightclub in Dalston, London during a night out on Sunday 16th April 2017. Stoked up and out of control, this “verminous cretin” hurled acid at clubbers at around 1.45am and then went on the run. This sub-human specimen, whose previous convictions numbered assault and possession of cocaine, deservedly got 20 years in jail, yet many continue to argue that that sentence was far too lenient.

 

Meanwhile, in the months that followed, McCann proceeded – without a moment’s consideration for Collins’ victims – to name their child, you’d never believe it, ‘Sunday.’ She supposedly spoke with her incarcerated ex-scaffolder lover via a phone illegally delivered to his prison cell and liked photographs on Instagram calling for this turd-like criminal’s release even.

 

Soiled Sundays – Ferne McCann reduced to selling used knickers – Sunday evening acid-throwing Arthur Collins’ ex-partner Ferne McCann attempts to flog used underwear online whilst posing with their brat, Sunday.
Ferne McCann posing with her since convicted criminal lover Arthur Collins in Dubai.

Now, according to the Mirror, McCann – whom disgustingly thought it appropriate to promote beauty products including lip plumping primer via Instagram on the day Collins was sent down in December 2017 – has found a new niche. This slovenly scrubber has taken to flogging used knickers and bras via a website named Depop.com.

 

Offered at prices as low as £8 for a black bikini top with “a few crystals missing,” McCann plainly is a woman who’ll attempt to sell not only her soiled goods: This self-declared “very well-known celebrity” lost an application relating to a “range of toilet preparations” in June 2019. She was ordered to pay £2,400 in costs to a firm named CP Management and now we’re left wondering: “What’ll she get thong next?”

 

Pictured top: Ferne McCann and her child, Sunday. On Depop.com this money grabbing wench sold the blue dress pictured for £40. She’s unsurprisingly not had as much luck in attempting to hawk her second-hand undergarments.

 

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7 COMMENTS

  1. Send the bint Down Under!!!!!!!!!!! I’ll give her a telling off and a visit from my good old Wrecking Ball!!!!!!!!!!! She needs a bit of discipline —- That’s all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. I think Ferne needs help. Social Services should relieve her of that child. They could not do a worse job than her.

  3. I feel really sorry for the child having that scrubber for a mother, and even worse having that scum bag Arthur Collins for a father, who incidentally, as far as I’m concerned should never ever be released for what he did to those people, utter scum bag coward. What makes me sick is, when he gets out, he will probably write a book telling his life story, and make lot’s of dosh. If it was a member of my family this coward scarred, I would be waiting at the gates the day he was released. I just don’t know why we give the dregs of society like these two wasters, air time, they thrive on it.

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