Sunday, January 17, 2021

No. 8 - The Ranting Crasher

The Ranting CrasherA lover of parties in Central London, little else is known of The Ranting Crasher. Prone to fits of shouting if photographed and most definitely the loudest member of the ligging community, event hosts now regularly are spotted being forced to call upon security to deal with this woman. Allow her entry at your peril as she simply won’t shut up.

 

 

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    The Roll Call - SOCIAL BUTTERFLIES

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    Socialite who got away with murder Elvira Mullens Barney (1904 – 1936) – Elvira Mullens Barney’s lover Michael Stephen was shot dead in her Knightsbridge house in 1932. She was cleared but died of a drug overdose.

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    Elvira Mullens Barney (1904 – 1936)

    Kyra Kennedy – Wildchild and scion of the Kennedy dynasty – A bit of a wildchild, Kyra Kennedy is the daughter of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. She has been accused of cyberbullying and claims to be “somewhere between psychotic and iconic.”

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    Kyra Kennedy

    Theresa Doyle (AKA ‘The Grim Eater’ and ‘The Phantom Mourner’) – Funeral crasher from Slough, Berkshire

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    Theresa Doyle (AKA ‘The Grim Eater’ and ‘The Phantom Mourner’)

    Socialite and fashion designer Andrew Warren – Known primarily as the best friend of Donald Trump’s daughter, Tiffany, and for his Just Drew brand.

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    Andrew Warren

    Gianna Lahainer (AKA ‘The Merry Widow’, also known as Gina Lombardi)

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    Gianna Lahainer

    Jeffrey Slonim –Entertainment reporter and walking ad for Ralph Lauren

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    Jeffrey Slonim (1960 – 2016)

    Oliver Rothschild (AKA “The Fake Rothschild”)

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    Oliver Rothschild (AKA “The Fake Rothschild”)

    The Ranting Crasher

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    The Ranting Crasher

    The Inspector Clouseau lookalike

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    The Inspector Clouseau lookalike

    Sabine Getty (née Ghanem, AKA ‘Sabine G’)

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    Sabine Getty (née Ghanem, AKA ‘Sabine G’)

    Maya Henry (AKA “The It Girl with a Heart of Gold”)

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    Maya Henry (AKA “The It Girl with a Heart of Gold”)

    Judy Taubman (previously Judith Mazor Rounick, née Jehudit Mazor)

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    Judy Taubman (previously Judith Mazor Rounick, née Jehudit Mazor)

    Danielle Rollins (née Danielle Deaton)

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    Danielle Rollins

    The Iain Duncan Smith lookalike

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    The Iain Duncan Smith lookalike

    Lara Asprey (AKA “Lady Lara”)

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    Lara Asprey (AKA “Lady Lara”)

    Debbie Bancroft

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    Debbie Bancroft

    Alexandra Tolstoy FRGS

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    Alexandra Tolstoy FRGS

    Lady Elizabeth Anson (AKA “Lady E”)

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    Lady Elizabeth Anson

    Charlene Marshall (AKA “Miss Piggy”, née Charlene Detwyler Tyler and previously Charlene Gilbert)

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    Charlene Marshall (AKA “Miss Piggy”, née Charlene Detwyler Tyler and previously Charlene Gilbert)

    Thomas Gilbert Jr. (AKA “Tommy Gilbert Jr.”)

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    Thomas Gilbert Jr.

    Texan socialite Lynn Wyatt - A Black Belt First Degree in TaeKwonDo and generous “old school socialite” philanthropist, Lynn Wyatt describes her personal style as: “Class with a bit of dash and never trash”

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    Lynn Wyatt (née Lynn Sakowitz)

    Peter Cary Peterson (AKA “PC”)

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    Peter Cary Peterson (AKA “PC”)

    Sara Vestin Rahmani

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    Sara Vestin Rahmani

    Hermé de Wyman Miro

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    Hermé de Wyman Miro

    Kathy Prounis

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    Kathy Prounis

    Elyse Newhouse

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    Elyse Newhouse (née Elyse Applebaum)

    Manthe Penton Harrap

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    Manthe Penton Harrap

    Denis Doble

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    Denis Doble

    Justin Fichelson

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    Justin Fichelson

    Lady Annabel Goldsmith

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    Lady Annabel Goldsmith

    Bienvenida Buck

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    Bienvenida Buck (AKA “The Spanish Firecracker”, born Bienvenida Perez-Blanco)

    Randy Harris

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    Randy Harris

    Marcus Prinz von Anhalt

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    Marcus Prinz von Anhalt (born Marcus Edward Eberhardt)

    Solomon Akhtar

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    Solomon Akhtar

    David West

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    David West (also known as “Dave West” and “Lord David West of the Manor of Hollesley”, 1944 – 2014)

    Brian Crawford

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    Brian Crawford ( – October 2014)

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    James Gartshore-Boulter

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    Alessandro Carnicella

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    Cole Rumbough

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    Ivan Pun

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    Fernande Grudet (AKA 'Madame Claude')

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    Christie Brinkley

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    Scott Harvey-Nicholls

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    Sally Farmiloe-Neville (1954 – 2014)

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    Nicky Rothschild (née Nicky Hilton)

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    Mr Frizzy

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    The art loving duo

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    Lady Joan Oliphant Fraser

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    Ruth Madoff (née Ruth Alpern)

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    Grant Harrold

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    Denise Eisenberg Rich

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    Tamsin Lonsdale

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    “Lady” Sandra Bates

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    Alice de Janzé (nee Alice Silverthorne and also known as Alice de Trafford and Comtesse de Janzé, 1899 – 1941)

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    Miriam “Muffie” Potter Aston

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    Candy Spelling

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    The Bouquet of Christie's

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    Donna Air

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    The Julian Assange lookalike

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    David Patrick Columbia

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    Baroness Gabriella Langer von Langendorff

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    Baroness Stefania von Kories zu Goetzen (1939 – 2013)

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    The Autograph Hunter

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    Fernando Peire

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    Alexandra “Lexi” Abrams

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    David Pun

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    Georgia Davies

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    Ricardo Garcia

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    Nell Diamond

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    John B. Goodman

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    Holly Candy (born Holly Rachel Vukadinović)

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    Euan Rellie

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    Orlando Hamilton

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    Jacqueline Branston

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    Paris Hilton


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